Got stopped by FHP

WAR-PARTY · April 12th, 2007, 09:53 PM

I'm pushing 50 and when FHP pulled me over for an “unreasonable” amount of speed 95 in a 55. I told the trooper hey look dude new gears and new tiers, I need to get re-calibrated; he said ticket. I than produced my wife’s thong and told if he proceeded I would dance in it for him and his dashboard camera. Got a verbal warning and he drove off shaking his head. Those who are bold win!
W.P>

2000Si · April 12th, 2007, 10:08 PM

BS

ByPopularDemand · April 12th, 2007, 10:14 PM

95 feels like 55 in your car...

WAVEBYE · April 12th, 2007, 10:31 PM

Originally Posted by 2000Si

BS

hahah +1

i don't come to MM for the tech info or the badass videos or advice,i come to MM for the stories. lol

Tony_90fox · April 13th, 2007, 12:44 AM

If that is true, you are a brave man. Ahh fuck it, you were going to dance in them anyway werent you? LOL

WAR-PARTY · April 13th, 2007, 09:36 AM

Originally Posted by 2000Si

BS

I'm coming to your house to mow your lawn in my speedo, so there! Be afraid be very afraid!

2000Si · April 13th, 2007, 01:36 PM

Originally Posted by WAR-PARTY

Originally Posted by 2000Si

BS

I'm coming to your house to mow your lawn in my speedo, so there! Be afraid be very afraid!

Bring your own lawn mower, and just know it's about 30 some degrees out.

WAR-PARTY · April 13th, 2007, 01:48 PM

In that case there could be some shinkage......

2000Si · April 13th, 2007, 05:13 PM

... *insert mean small penis joke here*

Thewolfman456 · April 13th, 2007, 06:06 PM

lol, this is going to be a great thread, I can tell.

orangeRcode · April 13th, 2007, 06:14 PM

If all of that is true, you are one crazy MOFO War.

If not, still a good story.

WAR-PARTY · April 13th, 2007, 09:52 PM

Life on the edge is good. Sometimes ya just must say what have I got to lose.... I told my neighbors that if they persisted in mowing their lawns before 10:00 I would sit on my front lawn Sunday mornings with some of my friends, miscreants, in our Speedos and drink beer and wave at them as there off to church. Can you imagine how much damage that would do to their children....all is quite on Saturday mornings now…..

WAR-PARTY · April 13th, 2007, 09:54 PM

Originally Posted by orangeRcode

If all of that is true, you are one crazy MOFO War.

If not, still a good story.

Speed may have been off, more like 65, but the rest is true, I know the troop was thinking this will end up on COPS, and I'll never live it down...ya buddy

homebrewed · April 13th, 2007, 10:34 PM

Great stuff...

Are they catholic perhaps? They would no doubt want an exorcism performed on you...

WAR-PARTY · April 13th, 2007, 10:50 PM

Originally Posted by homebrewed

Great stuff...

Are they catholic perhaps? They would no doubt want an exorcism performed on you...

I feel this pounding in my chest and I feel a bit reptilian….think that could help, I’m bursting with anticipation…

scubasteve041186 · April 14th, 2007, 01:01 AM

haha right on. i really gotta think of shit like that

April 12th, 2007, 09:53 PM	#1
WAR-PARTY Hardcore Enthusiast 2001 YUGO GT Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: GOAT LOCKER PENSACOLA FL Posts: 1,701 Blog Entries: 1 iTrader: 0 reviews	Got stopped by FHP I'm pushing 50 and when FHP pulled me over for an “unreasonable” amount of speed 95 in a 55. I told the trooper hey look dude new gears and new tiers, I need to get re-calibrated; he said ticket. I than produced my wife’s thong and told if he proceeded I would dance in it for him and his dashboard camera. Got a verbal warning and he drove off shaking his head. Those who are bold win! W.P> __________________ How I met my wife! Our first date...

April 12th, 2007, 10:14 PM	#3
ByPopularDemand Hardcore Enthusiast 2000 V6 Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Albuquerque Posts: 2,670 iTrader: 0 reviews	95 feels like 55 in your car... __________________ 2000 V6 vert Mac LT headers, Mac O/R H-pipe, Mac CAI, ASP 25% underdrive pulley(r.i.p), SCT tune, 8.8 rear and 4.10 gears.

April 13th, 2007, 12:44 AM	#5
Tony_90fox Banned Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Bowling Green, KY Posts: 3,831 iTrader: 0 reviews	If that is true, you are a brave man. Ahh fuck it, you were going to dance in them anyway werent you? LOL __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] [B][U]MM Sapper Squad[/U][/B] [QUOTE=Regency 2007;1676187]MSO's stupidity has never stopped amazing me since the day he joined this forum.[/QUOTE]

April 13th, 2007, 01:48 PM	#8
WAR-PARTY Hardcore Enthusiast 2001 YUGO GT Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: GOAT LOCKER PENSACOLA FL Posts: 1,701 Blog Entries: 1 iTrader: 0 reviews	In that case there could be some shinkage...... __________________ How I met my wife! Our first date...

April 13th, 2007, 06:14 PM	#11
orangeRcode Hardcore Enthusiast 11.21@123 -150 shot Join Date: May 2006 Location: Mustang/Yukon, OK Posts: 1,830 iTrader: 1 reviews	If all of that is true, you are one crazy MOFO War. If not, still a good story. __________________

April 12th, 2007, 10:08 PM	#2
2000Si Enthusiast Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In my house. Posts: 997 iTrader: 0 reviews	BS

April 13th, 2007, 05:13 PM	#9
2000Si Enthusiast Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In my house. Posts: 997 iTrader: 0 reviews	... insert mean small penis joke here

April 13th, 2007, 06:06 PM	#10
Thewolfman456 Regular Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Raleigh, NC Posts: 481 iTrader: 0 reviews	lol, this is going to be a great thread, I can tell.

April 13th, 2007, 09:52 PM	#12
WAR-PARTY Hardcore Enthusiast 2001 YUGO GT Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: GOAT LOCKER PENSACOLA FL Posts: 1,701 Blog Entries: 1 iTrader: 0 reviews	Life on the edge is good. Sometimes ya just must say what have I got to lose.... I told my neighbors that if they persisted in mowing their lawns before 10:00 I would sit on my front lawn Sunday mornings with some of my friends, miscreants, in our Speedos and drink beer and wave at them as there off to church. Can you imagine how much damage that would do to their children....all is quite on Saturday mornings now….. __________________ How I met my wife! Our first date...

April 14th, 2007, 01:01 AM	#16
scubasteve041186 Hardcore Enthusiast 2004 mustang 40th annv. Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: kelowna,BC, Canada Posts: 1,385 iTrader: 0 reviews	haha right on. i really gotta think of shit like that

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