[Nightmare69]

Like the title says

For me it was last week I had a abscess wisdom tooth that causes me to pop vicodin like M&Ms. I got all 4 pulled last week and feel so much better.

Ive cut my arm real bad this summer at work with a angle grinder with a 6in cut off wheel down to the bone,that hurt like shit.

The worst for me was my tooth by far,thats a pain I dont wish on my worst enemy.

[TheUNZippee!]

While playing street hockey once I was inadvertently tripped, fell forward (no gloves), and landed on my right hand.... my two middle fingers broke at the first bone below the top knuckle.... and dislocated each top knuckle as well.

Which was pretty painful......


..... but not as painful as when I went to emerg and they had to put those joints back in with 2 broken bones in front of them. That one was a motherfucker.

[BakerFX4]

CATHETER! Hands down worst shit in the world and it will NEVER happen again!!!!! I will die before going through that again.

I had fell off a ladder and broke my ribs, and cut my spleen and kidney. I was pissing blood NONSTOP and they demanded it needed to be done or else I could be in REAL trouble. They said it wasnt bad and afterwards, I cussed every bastard in there for being a fucking liar.

No other pain like that exists for a man!!! I PROMISE!

[HMUSN]

coulda just bore punched your bladder... lol

[BakerFX4]

Im telling you right now..... I will die or be put on unconscious before that EVER happens again, regardless of the circumstances!!! It makes my thighs/knees all wobbly every time i think about it. Farrah is a nursing student and in one of her books, she showed me a picture of it being done and I got pissed that she would show me something like that. My day is ruined!!!!

[101fng]

are you talking about a urinary catheter? because i agree with you, that is the worst pain in the world. dry surgical tubing being shoved up your dick... no lube whatsoever. what a bunch of fucking sadists

[TheUNZippee!]

I hate this thread

[Dolbs4082]

When i was 15 i dove 10-12 feet in to water that was about a foot deep. hit the concrete bottom and busted my face all to hell. broke my front teeth out, broke my nose, tore a chunk of the skin right off, bruised my cheek bones. The week after this happened all i could do is lay on the couch eatin loratab because my face was soooo swollen.

that is up there in my pain ranking. i've done some other painful shit (like splitting my nut sack open when i was in a bmx accident, but i dont think it caused too much damage)

[BakerFX4]

thats the one!!!! Its the devil.

[Dolbs4082]

lol i also had an angle grinder accident! i had one kick back and the blade sliced into my left middle finger knuckle. i've still go pics of it somewhere.

[03SonicBoom]

Originally Posted by BakerFX4 CATHETER! Hands down worst shit in the world and it will NEVER happen again!!!!! I will die before going through that again. I had fell off a ladder and broke my ribs, and cut my spleen and kidney. I was pissing blood NONSTOP and they demanded it needed to be done or else I could be in REAL trouble. They said it wasnt bad and afterwards, I cussed every bastard in there for being a fucking liar. No other pain like that exists for a man!!! I PROMISE!

AMEN

I had my accident where I shattered my sinus/skull, broke my back, and obliterated my ankle (my foot was turned around almost 180 degrees). This pain has nothing in comparison to getting a catheter (a result of said accident).

The first time they did it I expected it to be uncomfterable, boy was I shocked. I had to get them daily for 5 or 6 days and MADE them put me out or it wouldn't happen. I was with you, I would rather die and let my bladder explode than take a catheter.

[TheUNZippee!]

[BakerFX4]

Yeah i THOUGHT, the broken ribs and trying to walk and all that shit was painful while breathing and all. naw, that catheter put all pain to shame! Luckily they left mine in for the 3 or 4 days. I had told them its not happening for the first couple days but then i had a real bad internal pain and they were really worried that they couldnt see what was going on so i gave in because i was lied to. They claimed the word "uncomfortable", FUCKING LIARS!

[slater]

knee dislocation this past july. knee came completely out of socket, bottom was about 4 inches to the left. just found out today tore the menascus. they trying to send me home for surgeory, butim fighting it to finish out deployment

[1FastFox]

Mine was from playing hockey when I was 14. I got in a fight and threw my gloves off right as someone hit me from behind and made me fall. Well my right hand hit the ice right as another guy was skating by. He stepped on and slid over my middle finger filleting it right down the middle from my middle knuckle all the way to my back one.

This was downright excruciating...

[Arsenal]

I thought when I broke my ribs it was bad, but some of your guys' stories are making me nauseous lol

[M.P. Cobra Fan]

I shoved two keys in my right eye a month ago. Trying to put on safety glasses and I had my keys in my hand. Shoved them deep in my eye socket. That hurt like hell, but was more of an annoyance. However, every 15 minutes the pain would take me to my knees as it started throbbing.

The other two bouts of severe pain were a 6mm barbed kidney stone that got stuck inside me. I had to go in for surgery a few times with that one. Hurt like a mother fucker. Just as bad though was the stint that was put in after the last surgery where they had to cut it out. I went to take my first piss, not on the drugs, and the blod clot shot out, and my kidney tried to force out the stint. I was standing up at the urinal and almost fell in to it. Luckily I wet forward and slightly to the side and the wall stopped me, otherwise i would have pissed blood all over myself after hitting the ground.

[BakerFX4]

oh shit... lol... i forgot about the bloodclot stuff. That part was scary as F!!! Hey sonic... after they took the catheter out and you went to piss on your own for the first few times, did you ever make some fart sounds from your dick due to the air? That shit scared the F out of me! Such a terrible experience!

[sickfox]

Originally Posted by TheUNZippee! I hate this thread

This made me laugh so hard!!!! But I 100% agree!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[M.P. Cobra Fan]

Originally Posted by BakerFX4 oh shit... lol... i forgot about the bloodclot stuff. That part was scary as F!!! Hey sonic... after they took the catheter out and you went to piss on your own for the first few times, did you ever make some fart sounds from your dick due to the air? That shit scared the F out of me! Such a terrible experience!

Yep. The clots suck. I remember after the clot came out, all the air came out behind it and blood started spraying everywhere. I thought my dick was broke. What really scared me is that my buddy, just before I deployed to Iraq, went to an Army hospital. They used the wrong catheter, and when they yanked it out, they tore everything it touched on the way out. He had to go through massive surgeries to repair his junk. I thought that happened to me.