Got a PM this morning...

Jazzer The Cat · December 19th, 2010, 01:58 PM

Hey, man, I'm in serious need of a better ride. My girlfriend thinks my car blows monkey balls, and I can't get laid for all the " Jesus' " in porno-flicks. What if I got bigger and longer additions to my vehicle? What if I got bigger fatter tires, stronger and stiffer undercarriage, and a bitchin neon pink & purple paint job with really fast decals and a four foot high spoiler? Do you think she'd finally give in? I have turned into friggin Sleeping-Ugly waiting, but I figure if I've waited this long, I can wait the three or four days it'll take to do ALL the pimpin to my new awesome Prius! Maybe if I beg you, my Supreme God And Master of All Things Car, you could tell me what tires to get? Can I get really cheap but good ones, or do you think I should stupidly spend my money on brakes? I don't think I really need the best, cause I'm a really great driver anyways. My sixteen year old buddies all think I do the quarter-mile in the rain on the freeway going mach eleven with worn tires cause I won't spend the cash on them real good. What do you think?

Sincerely,

F^(#$) in the head

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I mean, Mr. F^(#$) in the head even READ my posts, so

gives?

TheUNZippee! · December 19th, 2010, 02:00 PM

lolwut

Rich J · December 19th, 2010, 02:04 PM

Originally Posted by TheUNZippee!

Sums it up perfectly.... But still funny as hell pm right there.

TheGreatLouisianaRoadkill · December 19th, 2010, 04:01 PM

That's the kind of PMs you get? All of mine are from members asking for nudes.

White Thunder · December 19th, 2010, 04:17 PM

BakerFX4 · December 19th, 2010, 04:40 PM

so roadkill, are you going to send them to me or not!?!

dr.gonzo! · December 19th, 2010, 04:52 PM

TheUNZippee! · December 19th, 2010, 05:00 PM

TheGreatLouisianaRoadkill · December 19th, 2010, 05:02 PM

Originally Posted by BakerFX4

so roadkill, are you going to send them to me or not!?!

See. This is what I mean.

sickfox · December 19th, 2010, 05:07 PM

Originally Posted by TheUNZippee!

HAHA After the second read I got it!

TheUNZippee! · December 19th, 2010, 06:01 PM

It's official, sickfucks. You are cool, and if we lived within 20 nautical miles of each other, we would be close friends, and we would party hard.

M.P. Cobra Fan · December 19th, 2010, 06:07 PM

Are you gonna reply to my pm or what? Oh and u really don't appreciate you putting my business out there like that fuckstick.

TheUNZippee! · December 19th, 2010, 06:32 PM

Originally Posted by M.P. Cobra Fan

Are you gonna reply to my pm or what? Oh and u really don't appreciate you putting my business out there like that fuckstick.

YouTube - BURN ! ( Michael Kelso )

1999cobra92 · December 19th, 2010, 06:33 PM

jbenevides89 · December 19th, 2010, 07:02 PM

Nude pics????

TheUNZippee! · December 19th, 2010, 07:28 PM

Yes please

thrasher! · December 19th, 2010, 10:06 PM

where are nude pics ????!!!

TheUNZippee! · December 19th, 2010, 10:13 PM

<-

skuzzy · December 19th, 2010, 10:15 PM

Originally Posted by thrashersonmomma09

where are nude pics ????!!!

sickfox · December 20th, 2010, 09:39 AM

Originally Posted by TheUNZippee!

It's official, sickfucks. You are cool, and if we lived within 20 nautical miles of each other, we would be close friends, and we would party hard.

!!

December 19th, 2010, 04:40 PM	#6
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December 19th, 2010, 06:07 PM	#12
M.P. Cobra Fan It's in the details Mod! 01 Cobra Vert Nov 09/10 ROTM! Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Ft Stewart/Naples/Hampton/Tampa Posts: 11,013 iTrader: 1 reviews	Are you gonna reply to my pm or what? Oh and u really don't appreciate you putting my business out there like that fuckstick. __________________ Pinup in signature by loish.net Modded Mustangs Cobra Club#007 Military Crew E5 VOTED MM's BEST SIGNATURE 2010. THANKS STANGGTR07

December 19th, 2010, 06:33 PM	#14
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December 19th, 2010, 07:02 PM	#15
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