[RDY4WAR]

A GM member on our Mid-Atlantic Domestics forum posted this a little while ago. lol

Twas the night before Christmas and caught at a street light,
Was a domestic V8 and no cops in our sight,
I will try, I will try,
with this modified motor,
To beat this Trans Am, with its 383 stoker,
As the light goes green and I pull like no joke,
The Trans Am erupts in a cloud of tire smoke,
Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,
These are the names of my four V-tech pistons,
Racing ahead I'm the Star of the action,
But I know I'm in trouble when that LS1 gets traction,
I now hear the roar, of that Brutal beast gaining,
All I can do is keep that four-banger straining,
Don't bother with third, cause now it's too late,
Just try to act cool, like you can relate,
Looking up at the taillights as they start to get smaller
The driver backs off just to give me a holler,
"You can't win them all," He says in a fling,
"You may not win any," In that silly toy thing",
I smiled and revved as he pulled out of sight,
Some new spark plugs and a spoiler will do me just right.

[2011GT1979]

So much truth in that!

[skuzzy]

this is great

[sickfox]

HAHA awesome!

[deedub97GT]

Originally Posted by RDY4WAR A GM member on our Mid-Atlantic Domestics forum posted this a little while ago. lol Twas the night before Christmas and caught at a street light, Was a domestic V8 and no cops in our sight, I will try, I will try, with this modified motor, To beat this terminator, with its 281 & blower, As the light goes green and I pull like no joke, The Termi erupts in a cloud of tire smoke, Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin, These are the names of my four V-tech pistons, Racing ahead I'm the Star of the action, But I know I'm in trouble when that Cobra gets traction, I now hear the roar, of that Brutal beast gaining, All I can do is keep that four-banger straining, Don't bother with third, cause now it's too late, Just try to act cool, like you can relate, Looking up at the taillights as they start to get smaller The driver backs off just to give me a holler, "You can't win them all," He says in a fling, "You may not win any," In that silly toy thing", I smiled and revved as he pulled out of sight, Some new spark plugs and a spoiler will do me just right.

few minor changes and it fits this forum a little better!

[wannabeimportkiller]

thats awesome

[RDY4WAR]

Originally Posted by deedub97GT few minor changes and it fits this forum a little better!

Yeah, still funny nonetheless! lmao

[TaintedStang]

Good find!

[StickyBob]

Seriously awesome, great re-post!

[RDY4WAR]

Here's one more suited to this forum!


'Twas the night before Christmas and in the garage,

There wasn't a trace of a Chevy or a Dodge.


The presents were wrapped and the lights were all lit,

So I figured I'd mess with the Stang for a bit.


I popped the release and I lifted the hood,

When a deep voice behind me said "looks pretty good."


Well, as you can imagine, I turned mighty quick,

And there, by the workbench, stood good ol Saint Nick!


We stood there a bit, not too sure what to say,

Then he said "don't suppose that you'd trade for my sleigh?


I said "no way, Santa" and started to grin,

"But if you've got the time we could go for a spin!"


His round little mouth, all tied up like a bow,

Turned into a smile and he said "hey! Let's go!!"


So as not to disturb all the neighbors' retreat,

We pushed the Mustang quietly into the street,


Then, taking our places to drift down the hill,

I turned on the key and I let the clutch spill.


The sound that erupted took him by surprise,

But he liked it a lot, by the look in his eyes.


With Hoosier`s a' crying and side pipes aglow,

We headed on out where the hot rodders go.


And Santa's grin widened, approaching his ears,

With every up shift, as I went through the gears.


Then he yelled "can't recall when I've felt so alive!",

So I backed off the gas and said "you wanna drive?"


Ol Santa was stunned when I gave him the keys,

When he walked past the headlights he shook at the knees!


Then the big block exploded with side exhaust sound!

Santa let out the clutch and the tires shook the ground!


Power shift into second, again into third!

I sat there just watching, at loss for a word,


Then I heard him exclaim as we blasted from sight,

"Merry Christmas to all...........what a great night"

[03_StangGuy]

Damn RDY, good stuff right there!

[RDY4WAR]

^That's what she said!

Damn, I'm at 666 rep points, someone rep me to break that! lol