[Cricket]

and he was the BIGGEST RICER I HAVE EVER MET IN MY LIFE.

1) his ecotek 2.2L and racing transmission means he has like 800 hp to the wheels

2) He doesn't have nos he has c02

3) He bondo'd so much he even bondo'd his trunk lines

4) He said the cops clocked him doing 215 mph

5) He said he drifted a Pathfinder

Theres more, but I stopped listening.

[CNASHGO]

sounds like have the riced out teenagers around my town

[GreenFaleen]

Step 1: Take Halibut

Step 2: raise hand with Halibut in it

Step 3: Hurdle Halibut towards ricers head with huge amount of force

Step 4: Lay Halibut on ricers face so it stinks when he wakes up and drive away.

[96Snaker]

Well haven't we all drifted Pathfinders before? Shoot, I thought we did. Damn he sounds like a really know-it-all type of guy there. Just ask him if the thinks that the Zetec engine in a Focus is REALLY made by Cosworth over in Europe. I'm sure he'll be in awe of focuses then eh? Don't you just love people? I know I do.

[96Snaker]

Originally Posted by GreenFaleen Step 1: Take Halibut Step 2: raise hand with Halibut in it Step 3: Hurdle Halibut towards ricers head with huge amount of force Step 4: Lay Halibut on ricers face so it stinks when he wakes up and drive away.

Where do you come up with all this sh*t? Sounds like this may have actually happened before... :wink

[homebrewed]

Scary.... And he drives a GM... Did he have a mullett??lol

[Cricket]

he was black...i would be uber scared to see a black dude who drives a pontiac sunfire with a mullet. He also claimed to drive a celica with a 350 in it and a full polyurethane body

[96Snaker]

lol. my neighbor is a hardcore ricer. I think he's on the internet watching ricer porn as we speak he tells me every time I see him washing his Spec-V of how many times he's gone upwards of 150 in fourth gear. I told him wow, you've got yourself a vette killer and he smiles in such a way I really want to slap him. Dumbasses - they make life a lot more interesting that's for sure.

[Tony_90fox]

Originally Posted by homebrewed Scary.... And he drives a GM... Did he have a mullett??lol

Speaking of mullets. I was at the humane society doing my fu**ing community service and i see this girl with a hard core mullet. I was like "hhmmm i bet she drives a camaro, probably an Iroc, the eighties and early 90s model. I walk out later forgetting all about her and i see her walking right towards a camaro! She gets in the driver's seat and drives away. It wasnt as bad as i first thought though, it was like a 98 or 99! LOL, had me rolling though because i knew what she drove as soon as i saw her!

[GreenFaleen]

Originally Posted by 96Snaker Originally Posted by GreenFaleen Step 1: Take Halibut Step 2: raise hand with Halibut in it Step 3: Hurdle Halibut towards ricers head with huge amount of force Step 4: Lay Halibut on ricers face so it stinks when he wakes up and drive away. Where do you come up with all this sh*t? Sounds like this may have actually happened before... :wink

yup it did only with a flounder and it was my friend doing to a rice baby wo used to follow us around the local cruise point lol

[96Snaker]

Originally Posted by GreenFaleen Originally Posted by 96Snaker Originally Posted by GreenFaleen Step 1: Take Halibut Step 2: raise hand with Halibut in it Step 3: Hurdle Halibut towards ricers head with huge amount of force Step 4: Lay Halibut on ricers face so it stinks when he wakes up and drive away. Where do you come up with all this sh*t? Sounds like this may have actually happened before... :wink yup it did only with a flounder and it was my friend doing to a rice baby wo used to follow us around the local cruise point lol

rice baby = PRICELESS

[GreenFaleen]

Originally Posted by 96Snaker Originally Posted by GreenFaleen Originally Posted by 96Snaker Originally Posted by GreenFaleen Step 1: Take Halibut Step 2: raise hand with Halibut in it Step 3: Hurdle Halibut towards ricers head with huge amount of force Step 4: Lay Halibut on ricers face so it stinks when he wakes up and drive away. Where do you come up with all this sh*t? Sounds like this may have actually happened before... :wink yup it did only with a flounder and it was my friend doing to a rice baby wo used to follow us around the local cruise point lol rice baby = PRICELESS

lol one of my personal fav phrases.

[00vabchgt]

that's ok, i work with a guy who claims to own a 2006 Lotus Elise with a v-10 in it. stock. from the factory.

[2000Si]

Originally Posted by 00vabchgt that's ok, i work with a guy who claims to own a 2006 Lotus Elise with a v-10 in it. stock. from the factory.

If I buy the gun will you shoot him for me?

[homebrewed]

Originally Posted by 2000Si Originally Posted by 00vabchgt that's ok, i work with a guy who claims to own a 2006 Lotus Elise with a v-10 in it. stock. from the factory. If I buy the gun will you shoot him for me?

Rent the gun and buy the bullett.

Better yet, take him huntin' w/ ya and cover him in "doe in heat" piss.... Then run like a mofo

[CNASHGO]

Pull a Cheney but with slug shot. Say you say a bird and he got in the way.

[Lt_Crazy]

C'mon guys I do 215mph all the time Thats like the speed of an F1 car...... wut a dumbass

[03 R Code]

I had a guy here that was changing the front glass in my car tell me that my nirtous system doubles the power output of the motor.... I gave him a crazy look, and called his boss to see if he did background checks on any of his emplyoee's

[Cricket]

Now I got a really weird road rage story.

I was commin back from dropping my girlfriend off, and was sitting at a stoplight up by WaWa on Greenbrier parkway(this is good for the twr guys who know greenbrier) and this SUV just comes up next to me BLARING his horn at me. I have no clue who the fuck this guy or anything. I'm just sitting at the red light minding my own business listening to ill nino. Light turns green, and I turn onto Greenbrier Parkway heading towards kempsville. He tries to do a ricer fly by, and I got past him thinkin he was doin this to try to cut me off. Well another attempt, and another failure. Well next thing I know his shitty fuckin blue Chevy SUV is behind me with the high beams on just glaring into my rear view mirror, and he won't turn them off until I turn down my rear view mirror, and then he changes lanes, and gets next to me at another red light. Glaring at me, and is creeping up more and more like he wants to race. So me being short tempered, and pissed as it is I flip him off. Light turns green I slowly go since I don't want to lose traction or anything, and he just sits there. By this time I have no clue what the hell was goin on, or why.

Best conclusion I have is suppossedly there is another mustang that looks identical to mine. Identical enough for people to mistake it for mine. I'm thinkin he thought it was that guy instead of me, and didn't like that guy. Then at the second red light when he got a look at me realized he was wrong, and a complete fucking asshole. Thats the best I could come up with.

[CNASHGO]

I have had that happen once. It is priceless to see the look on peoples face when i roll down the windows and they relize it is not who they think