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Old January 22nd, 2011, 07:01 PM   #1
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So random story of the day:


I was riding (was feeling to sick to drive) in my girl friends Honda this morning coming back from the mall for some reason. We are sitting at a stop light and I said I think I need to throw up. I start to open the door and the light goes green... I close the door as she starts to drive off. I ask her to pull over so I can share my previous meal with the grass and she says she doesn't want to pull over because the shoulder is small. (heck pull half way on the curb if you have to, or use your 4 way flashers!) So I can't hold it any more, up comes breakfast, down comes the window. I have a barf party all down the side of her car (still haven't stopped on the 3rd barf) then we come up on a toll booth followed by a bridge... Needless to say we never stopped and the car was 2 tone for about an hour.


I feel much better.

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Old January 22nd, 2011, 07:15 PM   #2
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must have really turned her on
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Old January 22nd, 2011, 07:56 PM   #3
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must have really turned her on
lol, hes deffinately gonna get laid tonight!
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Old January 22nd, 2011, 08:33 PM   #4
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i love nothing more than my mans barf flavored tounge in my mouth. mmmmmmmmmmm delicious
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Old January 22nd, 2011, 08:46 PM   #5
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what did u have for breakfast?
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Old January 22nd, 2011, 09:47 PM   #6
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Lol I cant remember what I ate, but I saw cheese and what looked like a part of a tortilla in the aftermath.

I spent a considerable amount of time with mouth wash and brushing my teeth afterwards lol... I also cleaned my beard several times. Every time I have kissed her today I follow up with "hey remember that one time I..."
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Old January 22nd, 2011, 09:56 PM   #7
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Good thing you didn't get it on the paint on the Mustang. Don't think it will de-value the Honda.
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Old January 22nd, 2011, 10:05 PM   #8
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Good thing you didn't get it on the paint on the Mustang. Don't think it will de-value the Honda.
haha, my thoughts exactly lol
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Old January 22nd, 2011, 10:56 PM   #9
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That sucks. I will admit though I laughed imagining you sticking your face out of the window going exorcist style through the wind. Glad your fine now but hey did you at least save some tortilla and cheese for your girlfriend? lol
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lmao that will teach her
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lmao wow thats sick. 1 hour? I hope shes been around for a while or that would be quite embarrassing but still better than pooping your pants.
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Old January 23rd, 2011, 12:05 AM   #12
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Originally Posted by metallicat View Post
Good thing you didn't get it on the paint on the Mustang. Don't think it will de-value the Honda.
Hahahah. My thoughts exactly. Although it makes me sad that her 04 accord coupe is worth more than my GT :/

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That sucks. I will admit though I laughed imagining you sticking your face out of the window going exorcist style through the wind. Glad your fine now but hey did you at least save some tortilla and cheese for your girlfriend? lol
It was epically gross. And windy... you can imagine. And I asked if she wanted some... We didnt eat for another 7 hours... either of us lol.

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lmao wow thats sick. 1 hour? I hope shes been around for a while or that would be quite embarrassing but still better than pooping your pants.
It was tragic, but she is awesome and felt really bad about not stopping. She just didnt know where to stop. She has been around long enough to not run off lol. Sooooooo glad I didnt shit my britches.
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