[WhiteVenom]

An old golfer came in from a round of golf at a new course and headed into the grill room. As he passed through the swinging doors he saw a sign hanging over the bar:

COLD BEER: $2.00
HAMBURGER: $2.25
CHEESEBURGER: $2.50
CHICKEN SANDWICH : $3.50
HAND JOB: $50.00


Checking his wallet to be sure he had enough cash, the old golfer walked up to the bar and beckoned to the exceptionally attractive female bartender who was serving drinks to a couple of sun-wrinkled golfers. She glided down behind the bar to the old golfer.
"Yes?" she inquired with a wide, knowing smile, "May I help you?"
The old golfer leaned over the bar and whispered, "I was wondering, young lady," he said softly, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?"
She looked into his eyes with that wide smile and purred: "Yes sir, I sure am."

The old golfer leaned even closer into her left ear and said softly, "Well, wash your hands real fucking good because I want a cheeseburger."

[bigjohnstud4200]

Lmfao!

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