Hahahahahahahaha lololololol!!!!!!!!!!

Kohrs93 · January 24th, 2011, 10:46 PM

My friend just called me and told me that the reason he ditched me today was because he got his dick stuck in his zipper. He had to cut his jeans off and spent 3 hours trying to break the zipper then gave up and just zipped it down and now theres a bruise there lolololololol i was laughing my ass off sooooooooooooo hard lololololololololololololololol

Till · January 24th, 2011, 10:49 PM

not funny

ouch

99flGT · January 24th, 2011, 10:50 PM

That kinda reminds me of a buddy of mine. He plays football in college, sprained his wrist jackin his dick and had to tell his coach about it and shit, ended sitting out of practice for like a week. I laughed so, so hard about that.

graystang01 · January 24th, 2011, 10:51 PM

08blkgt500 · January 24th, 2011, 10:52 PM

how do you know there's a bruise

thrasher! · January 24th, 2011, 10:52 PM

oooooooooooooo damn i got chills and im a female ... OUCH

Kohrs93 · January 24th, 2011, 10:52 PM

Originally Posted by Tiller

not funny

ouch

it has funny written all over it!!!

juliet2kg · January 24th, 2011, 11:33 PM

Wow... I didn't think that really happened.... or I've never met anyone it had happened to. It's "There's Something About Mary" all over again

04Machsy · January 24th, 2011, 11:35 PM

how the fuck do you get your junk caught in your zipper?

CandyRedV6 · January 24th, 2011, 11:39 PM

how does that happen hahaha

khaos · January 24th, 2011, 11:40 PM

Originally Posted by thrashersonmomma09

oooooooooooooo damn i got chills and im a female ... OUCH

Kind of like accidentally zipping a nipple up.

khaos · January 24th, 2011, 11:43 PM

Originally Posted by 04Machsy

how the fuck do you get your junk caught in your zipper?

Free ballin'.

I know guys who have zipped it, but not gotten stuck for that long

Smoothgrandmama · January 24th, 2011, 11:43 PM

He should have called the fire dept......

mcqueen · January 25th, 2011, 12:20 AM

Originally Posted by Smoothgrandmama

He should have called the fire dept......

Yeah I hear Tiller is pretty good at getting dicks out of zippers

Kohrs93 · January 25th, 2011, 01:24 AM

apparently he had just got done playing basketball and he was changing into his jeans and it was hangin out of his boxers and BOOM! game over.

Seabee · January 25th, 2011, 01:36 AM

Ha what a loser! He can't control his own junk.

supermachone · January 25th, 2011, 02:05 AM

Originally Posted by Smoothgrandmama

He should have called the fire dept......

Nameless · January 25th, 2011, 07:51 AM

Originally Posted by mcqueen

Yeah I hear Tiller is pretty good at getting dicks out of zippers

bahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

Reps...

I hope Tiller reads those reps...

sickfox · January 25th, 2011, 08:00 AM

Boxer briefs FTW!!

01stangV6 · January 25th, 2011, 08:18 AM

Does your friend wear a helmet too?

January 24th, 2011, 10:52 PM	#5
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January 24th, 2011, 11:39 PM	#10
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January 24th, 2011, 11:43 PM	#13
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January 25th, 2011, 01:36 AM	#16
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January 25th, 2011, 08:18 AM	#20
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January 24th, 2011, 10:50 PM	#3
99flGT Regular 1999 Mustang GT Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Florida Posts: 173 iTrader: 0 reviews	That kinda reminds me of a buddy of mine. He plays football in college, sprained his wrist jackin his dick and had to tell his coach about it and shit, ended sitting out of practice for like a week. I laughed so, so hard about that.

January 24th, 2011, 11:33 PM	#8
juliet2kg Regular 1996 Mustang Cobra Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: FL Posts: 76 iTrader: 0 reviews	Wow... I didn't think that really happened.... or I've never met anyone it had happened to. It's "There's Something About Mary" all over again

January 24th, 2011, 11:35 PM	#9
04Machsy Hardcore Enthusiast 2004 Mustang Mach1 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Greeley, CO Posts: 2,570 iTrader: 0 reviews	how the fuck do you get your junk caught in your zipper?

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