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Now that we all know what I'm scared of....
So about 2 months ago, I was lyin' in bed and was almost to the point of sleep. You know, where you're semi-conscience of what goin' on around ya, but it seems like a dream. Right well anyway, I start dreaming.
Sarah, my ex, knows I'm deathly afraid of spiders and spared no opportunity to exploit this. On more than 15 occasions, we would be lying in bed and she would reach over and ever so gently run a fingernail down my spine or across my lower back where it meets the top of my butt, and scare the fuck outta me. I ALWAYS jumped, cause first impulse is Spider!!! Haha... So I'm in bed and start this dream where she and I are in bed and she pulls the nail stunt. It wakes me up quicker than a fire alarm! I lay there for about 2 seconds before I decide "That felt way too real to be a dream." I hop outta bed and flick on a light and throw the covers back... There's a spider in the bed and the son of a bitch had run up the crack of my ass in my boxers!! I sprayed my entire bed down with lysol and raid and slept in a chair in the living room for 3 nights...
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bwahaahahah, dude you crack me up. I got a friend just like you, except he fawking hates snakes...A couple years ago on the 4th of July, we were all together eating some food. My friends brother killed a little black snake, bout a fout long, and put it on a plate on top of chips and gave it to my friend. he flipped out man. Went crazy! Hootin and hollerin for about 15 minutes...
i do think your situation would be funnier to see than what my friend did though... i could really see you hiding behind a couch with three assault weapons and some lysol or something! LOL
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lol spyders dont bother my the snake thing i can under stand though.....i used to run a sub shot and we had thisworthless girl working there well 1 day we where talking bout pets and got on the subject of snakes she said she had a black snake....didnt think nothing of it...bout a month later i had to fire her...after bout 3 days of her being fired i come out to my car start my 10 min trip home and im bout halfway there when i feel something hit my leg like something fell out from under the dash....im thinking great what the hell just fell outa my car...ill fix it tomorrow....then it moves....i turned my dome light on and look its this girls 3ft. long snake crawling up my leg and over my lap to get away from the bass and noise.....i about shit took my foot off the gas let the car slow down and the snake finish crawling off me and jump out as the car came to a stop im the middle of th road....the guy behind me thought i was crazy till he got outa his car as the snake was crawling out of my door to my car then he was all like are you bit...im told him i was fine it just scared the shit outa me to have a snake in my car that i didnt put there....but needless to say i called the cops and they wouldnt do anything cuz i didnt have the snake as proof....the snake ended up getting run over by a passing truck the cops came to my house and askd questions but sence i had left my window down bout 3 inches to let air in while working they said it could have gotten in by itself.... moral of this story dont fired ppl with snakes lmao
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i didn't know you had a phobia man
i won't post any more spider pics....
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I am not a fan of spiders but not scared of them, and snakes don't bother me unless they are poisonous lol
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like 90% of the snakes around me are venemous so I don't take any chances. Livin right on a river doesn't help too much. Got a lot of water mocasins. Had a huge ass black snake right out the window a couple months ago. The fucker must of been like 5 feet long. I was gonna shoot him, but didn't want to hit the house.
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i have a 6 foot python, i should post pics to you people who are scared
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ive got some of him eating a baby chick!!!!
love to piss of the libs and tree huggers
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love snakes i want one but the ol lady said she wouldnt come home until i got rid of it lol which could be a good idea to a point but spiders yea if it is dead im happy
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Spiders induce panic bumblee's spread fear for me, just put it like this if you lined me up beside the fastest man alive Maurice Greene, Michael Johnson, or even Justin Gatlin and then put a spider or bumblebee behind me you got yourself a new world record holder as the fastest man alive I'd run so fast I'd blow everyones hair back
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haha, i've had 2 colombian red tail boa constrictors, each of them 9 feet long.. had to get rid of them because they were too expensive to feed.. each week i had to buy 2 rabbits that were $15 a piece just for them to eat...
back in elementary school, i bought myself a tarantula too.. i never actually held him or anything, i just primarily used him to scare the shit out of my class mates at school... ahh the good ole days... |
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look at all these manly men, driving their mustang around, needing their gfs to kill spiders
hahahaha shits funny i like spiders, they're useful in getting rid of the bugs i dont like, flies, gnats, shit like that and we dont hav snakes here in the city, besides garter snakes of course
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Wow thats crazy...
You need to move somewhere that they dont have spiders... |
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I am not really afraid of anything unless it spookes me. If i see it, without it being too close, then i am like "wow". However, i have stepped on snakes before and when i hear them move the leaves right next to me...HOLY SHIT!!!
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