THE LOVE DRESS

WAR-PARTY · April 23rd, 2007, 08:22 PM

A woman stopped by unannounced at her recently married son's
house. She rang the doorbell and walked in.
She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch,
totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled
the room.
"What are you doing?" she asked. "I'm waiting for my husband to come
home from work, " the daughter-in-law answered.
"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed. "This is my love dress,
" the daughter-in-law explained.
"Love Dress? But your naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.
"My husband loves me to wear this dress, " she explained.
"When he sees it, he instantly becomes romantic.
The mother-in-law left. When she got home, she undressed,
showered and put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights,
put on a romantic CD, and laid on the couch waiting for her husband
to arrive. Finally her husband came home. He walked in and saw her laying
there so provocatively. "What are you doing?" he asked.
"This is my love dress, " she whispered, sensually. "Needs ironing, " he said.
"What's for dinner?"

His funeral will be held this coming Thursday, closed casket.

232stang · April 23rd, 2007, 08:23 PM

HAHAHAHAHa thats great man!

HMUSN · April 23rd, 2007, 08:24 PM

nice!

rednsilver91 · April 23rd, 2007, 09:35 PM

LMAO! hahahaha that was a good one!

BWAL · April 23rd, 2007, 09:56 PM

ROFL!! hahahahaha that shit was hilarious!

ujslost · April 24th, 2007, 12:14 AM

LMAO!

MicronXD · April 24th, 2007, 01:49 AM

haha that's pretty good

Tony_90fox · April 24th, 2007, 05:20 AM

Ahhhahahahahahha, that is pretty good.

Horseshoeing · April 24th, 2007, 05:56 AM

I got a love suit

April 23rd, 2007, 08:22 PM	#1
WAR-PARTY Hardcore Enthusiast 2001 YUGO GT Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: GOAT LOCKER PENSACOLA FL Posts: 1,700 Blog Entries: 1 iTrader: 0 reviews	THE LOVE DRESS A woman stopped by unannounced at her recently married son's house. She rang the doorbell and walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room. "What are you doing?" she asked. "I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work, " the daughter-in-law answered. "But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed. "This is my love dress, " the daughter-in-law explained. "Love Dress? But your naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed. "My husband loves me to wear this dress, " she explained. "When he sees it, he instantly becomes romantic. The mother-in-law left. When she got home, she undressed, showered and put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and laid on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive. Finally her husband came home. He walked in and saw her laying there so provocatively. "What are you doing?" he asked. "This is my love dress, " she whispered, sensually. "Needs ironing, " he said. "What's for dinner?" His funeral will be held this coming Thursday, closed casket. __________________ How I met my wife! Our first date...

April 23rd, 2007, 08:24 PM	#3
HMUSN Doc 1986 SVO 48.47@ 12.58 Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 37,050 iTrader: 11 reviews	nice! __________________

April 23rd, 2007, 09:35 PM	#4
rednsilver91 MM Fanatic 2001 Mustang GT Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 4,224 iTrader: 0 reviews	LMAO! hahahaha that was a good one! __________________ 8t6 + Red = Cooler than you! Official MM Zeppelineers - Founding Member Proud Member of Los Latinos Unidos de Modded Mustangs MM Hottie Club Member

April 23rd, 2007, 09:56 PM	#5
BWAL MSTRB8N & MDR8N 2021 Mustang V15 Quad Turbo with nawz Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: On The Shaft Posts: 19,662 Blog Entries: 2 iTrader: 4 reviews	ROFL!! hahahahaha that shit was hilarious! __________________ MM 1 am boner crew Cars and mod list in garage i like veiny meat sliding between my buttcheeks

April 24th, 2007, 12:14 AM	#6
ujslost MM Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Albertville, AL Posts: 3,920 Blog Entries: 1 iTrader: 1 reviews	LMAO! __________________ 1986 Mustang GT t-top time piece!

April 24th, 2007, 01:49 AM	#7
MicronXD Enthusiast Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: In my command center! <br> PH34R M3!!! Posts: 527 iTrader: 0 reviews	haha that's pretty good __________________ Official MM Zeppelineers. Crew member #6 - Chief Petty Officer

April 24th, 2007, 05:20 AM	#8
Tony_90fox Banned Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Bowling Green, KY Posts: 3,803 iTrader: 0 reviews	Ahhhahahahahahha, that is pretty good. __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] [B][U]MM Sapper Squad[/U][/B] [QUOTE=Regency 2007;1676187]MSO's stupidity has never stopped amazing me since the day he joined this forum.[/QUOTE]

April 24th, 2007, 05:56 AM	#9
Horseshoeing Classic Moderator Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: GA Posts: 4,177 iTrader: 0 reviews	I got a love suit __________________ Classic Mustangs are the best! Get one.

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