Joke

HMUSN · April 24th, 2007, 07:39 PM

A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and it immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse''s mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip.
She tries to throw her arms around the horse''s neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly ignorant of its slipping rider.

Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot becomes entangled in the stirrup, and she is now at the mercy of the horse''s pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over.

She starts to lose consciousness, but to her great fortune, Bobby, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her and unplugs the horse.

BWAL · April 24th, 2007, 07:54 PM

ROFL!

MustangMatt96GT · April 24th, 2007, 08:00 PM

lol that is hilarous!

Tony_90fox · April 24th, 2007, 08:30 PM

ROFL!!!

Luis_GT · April 24th, 2007, 08:33 PM

LMFAO

MSO · April 24th, 2007, 11:06 PM

omg i spilled my kool-aid

dammit my keyboard is sticky now

fucker!

ahahahah that shitw as funny tho

2000Si · April 24th, 2007, 11:07 PM

hahahahaha

TheUNZippee! · April 25th, 2007, 12:49 AM

I wish I was a horsey.

Amanda · April 25th, 2007, 03:32 AM

No thats not funny

homebrewed · April 25th, 2007, 05:47 AM

Derrrrrr..... Wheres red to police the Wal-Mart jokes

Racerchik02 · April 25th, 2007, 08:29 AM

LMFAO!!!!!!!

Darwin · April 25th, 2007, 10:15 AM

Originally Posted by Amanda

No thats not funny

I agree, She should have had lessons first.

Giddy-up!

rednsilver91 · April 25th, 2007, 12:24 PM

Originally Posted by homebrewed

Derrrrrr..... Wheres red to police the Wal-Mart jokes

dun duuuh duuhh DUUUNNN!!! *superman stance* here i am!! lol now listen here! ... that was a funny joke! lol

homebrewed · April 25th, 2007, 12:26 PM

Originally Posted by rednsilver91

Originally Posted by homebrewed

Derrrrrr..... Wheres red to police the Wal-Mart jokes

dun duuuh duuhh DUUUNNN!!! *superman stance* here i am!! lol now listen here! ... that was a funny joke! lol

Please tell me its never happenend to you....

rednsilver91 · April 25th, 2007, 12:28 PM

what? having a near death experience on a ride outside of wal-mart?? ..................no of course not........ lol jk

April 24th, 2007, 07:39 PM	#1
HMUSN Doc 1986 SVO 48.47@ 12.58 Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 37,050 iTrader: 11 reviews	Joke A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and it immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse''s mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse''s neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly ignorant of its slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot becomes entangled in the stirrup, and she is now at the mercy of the horse''s pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over. She starts to lose consciousness, but to her great fortune, Bobby, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her and unplugs the horse. __________________

April 24th, 2007, 07:54 PM	#2
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April 24th, 2007, 08:00 PM	#3
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April 24th, 2007, 08:30 PM	#4
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April 24th, 2007, 11:06 PM	#6
MSO Banned Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: アメリカ Posts: 5,933 iTrader: 0 reviews	omg i spilled my kool-aid dammit my keyboard is sticky now fucker! ahahahah that shitw as funny tho __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] [SIZE="5"][FONT="Arial Black"]OBEY THE FACE![/FONT][/SIZE] Edited By Moderator. Next time will be a ban.

April 24th, 2007, 08:33 PM	#5
Luis_GT Banned 2002 BMW 530i don't know and don't care Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 5,180 iTrader: 0 reviews	LMFAO

April 24th, 2007, 11:07 PM	#7
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April 25th, 2007, 03:32 AM	#9
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April 25th, 2007, 08:29 AM	#11
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April 25th, 2007, 12:28 PM	#15
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