[HMUSN]

just found this bastard running around near my garden.

how should i "rid" him of stealing my shit?

[Steamboat 16]

is that a marmot, ground hog, gofer, what, cause i can suggest solutions for all of those

[HMUSN]

i think it's a ground hog.. i didn't really get a good look.

i am about to just shoot it.

[yo mama]

shooot it , shoot it,l but be carful to get all the shit out of the end of your gun that it has collected by being shoved up your ass

[HMUSN]

i was thinking of shoving it in that cone of yours to be honest but that wouldn't hurt you now would it?

we all know when you fart it makes an "haaaaaa" sound.

keep the dicks out of your ass and it might just pucker up one day

[ChrisJ]

Bro save your bullets...Use them on this kid that keeps posting with the tuba in his ass...

[Steamboat 16]

get a trap from your local wildlife agency, or farm equipment store, you can usualy rent them for a few bucks, put some fresh veggies and fruit inside, or if you don't want to have to do that then just shoot it

[ChrisJ]

I would do the trap thing...then find someone you dont like and let it loose near their house...

[HMUSN]

Originally Posted by ChrisJ I would do the trap thing...then find someone you dont like and let it loose near their house...

where does "yo mama" live again chris?
( you know what i mean)

[Steamboat 16]

oh and i forgot to mention to let it loose far away from your house, i don't know if ground hogs will travle back, but we had a problem witha raccoon and it came back the first time we trapped it cause we didn't take it farthenough away, we would progresivly increase the distance as it kept coming back, and finaly it took about 15 miles distance one way to keep the little shit from coming back, a ground hog probably wouldnt' be that determined though

[rednsilver91]

hmmm.. it looks like a beaver.... lol

[yo mama]

you dumb bitch, if you think that looks like a beaver than the only beaver you've ever seen is the one you have, which i might like to dam up if you know waht i mean

[87foxbodylx]

nice beaver.... eh?

[rednsilver91]

Originally Posted by yo mama you dumb bitch, if you think that looks like a beaver than the only beaver you've ever seen is the one you have, which i might like to dam up if you know waht i mean

*ouch* you are killing me with your internet insults.... *rolls eyes* please do everyone a favor and die.

[homebrewed]

Hey HMUSN, try mace. None of that cheap liquer store crap either. Go to a martial arts supply store or a military surplus joint and get some 10% spray. It won't kill him, but he ain't gonna be happy :wink

Then, after you rid your yard of that "beaver" lol you can use the mace to fend off all those kids with tubas in their asses that like to spout off at the keyboard lol

[00vabchgt]

Originally Posted by homebrewed Hey HMUSN, try mace. None of that cheap liquer store crap either. Go to a martial arts supply store or a military surplus joint and get some 10% spray. It won't kill him, but he ain't gonna be happy :wink Then, after you rid your yard of that "beaver" lol you can use the mace to fend off all those kids with tubas in their asses that like to spout off at the keyboard lol

anyway... yeah, the pepper spray should work. works good on stray cats that your stupid (ex) wife likes to feed so they keep coming around to your door and meowing all night long. never seen again

[homebrewed]

Thank you thaank you! I'll be here all week... *takes a bow*

[WAR-PARTY]

Ya down here in LA (Lower Alabama) folks would be talking bout the correct way to skin such a varmint, and the best way to cook it. Don’t let known in this neck of the woods know ya just shot it and left it. Oh man there would be a ruckus at your house! Me personally I say shoot the little bustard with a small rifle like a 300 Weatherby Magnum, you’d be surprised how little is left. Or take a lesson fro Bill Murry in Caddy Shack and nuke it!

[homebrewed]

Small munitions huh?? 300 MAG.... LMAO

[TheUNZippee!]

Put a turbonator & a wing on him.