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Old April 10th, 2011, 09:35 PM   #1
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yeah cause I wanna spend every waking minute hacking, cracking, and reworking my phone just trying to get it to do half of what an iphone can do and so that it's battery will last more than four seconds.

Thanks, no.... I'll still gargle Jobb's balls.
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1)that article was written over a year ago

2)more then half the shit on that list is either false, or can easily be taken care of by a quick jailbreak and some choice programs

never had to get anywhere near steve jobs' balls and im more happy then alot of android users i know.
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go yuck forself dennis.
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Lol none of that stuff matters. It's a god damn cell phone. Yes I have an iPhone, but all I use it for is making calls, texting, and surfing the Internet. Idk why people make such big deals about phones.
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doesnt do really anything better
im pretty sure iphone came first then all the other ones
so id say iphone is ahead , but everyone has their own preferance
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I have an Android phone. And, I might say, I'll take the iPhone over this garbage ANYDAY! Fuck Android. The 2nd biggest mistake of my life. Software sucks ass... It's always slow, when you click something software related it takes fucking forever. With the iPhone OS, everything is instant. As soon as my contract is up, going with Apple. I can't wait to have his balls in my mouth. No homo.
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It's a phone fella's. Not a computer. Just saying
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Old April 10th, 2011, 10:55 PM   #13
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yeah cause I wanna spend every waking minute hacking, cracking, and reworking my phone just trying to get it to do half of what an iphone can do and so that it's battery will last more than four seconds.

Thanks, no.... I'll still gargle Jobb's balls.
my battery last over a day or 2 and that whole list is out of box not hacked except for the roms part.

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1)that article was written over a year ago

2)more then half the shit on that list is either false, or can easily be taken care of by a quick jailbreak and some choice programs

never had to get anywhere near steve jobs' balls and im more happy then alot of android users i know.
again out of box that list is. no jail break required

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cant say i have any of those problems which means either user error or cheap phone for cheap user
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my battery last over a day or 2 after I fucked around figuring out how to turn a bunch of shit in the background off and that whole list is out of box not hacked except for the roms part.


hacked is hacked. lol


Different strokes for different folks. To me, I really don't care all that much. I want to turn the phone on, use the phone, and that's it. If guys (like CJ) are into messing around with stuff, and ultimately make it into a better phone, that's cool for them, but it's not something I'm into, at all. I just don't have the want, need, or time to do anything other than hit the power button and use the device. And for me, Apple fits that bill far better than any other smart phone..... that being said, it's a phone... I don't understand the rivalry over a fuckin phone. lol

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you dont even have a iphone old man you have a ipod touch. your argument is invalid lol.

i just love giving apple people hell and seeing how far i can get them rilled up. im a sadistic fuck. forgive me lol
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It's the same thing minus the phone... I'll probably be getting an iphone 5 though when they come out if I can find a decent carrier that won't rape me on a data plan
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It's the same thing minus the phone... I'll probably be getting an iphone 5 though when they come out if I can find a decent carrier that won't rape me on a data plan
good luck with that. you have att or verizon. you gotta pay to play so yea its not gonna be cheap. you can save money by using a smaller data plan but then you gotta keep a eye on your useage and with your porn habbit you will the most you can get lol
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good luck with that. you have att or verizon. you gotta pay to play so yea its not gonna be cheap. you can save money by using a smaller data plan but then you gotta keep a eye on your useage and with your porn habbit you will the most you can get lol
Yeah in the US.... up here in Canada I also have Bell and Rogers.... but the whole lot of them are assholes, IMO... the only reason I don't have a smart phone of any kind yet is the sole fact that I can't get into an international voice plan + text + international data plan for under 120 bucks a month. Once I can find or get something under a hundie a month, I'll grab a smart fone
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