Sorry bored as shit // short funny

WAR-PARTY · May 4th, 2007, 04:02 PM

The counselor, in an attempt to find some common ground from which to
begin his analysis said, "Tell me about anything the two of you have in
common."

The husband spoke up and said, "Well, neither one of us sucks dicks."

MSO · May 4th, 2007, 04:04 PM

owned lol

i think even I can see the problem lol

oldernewbie · May 5th, 2007, 08:04 AM

"Tasteless", but still funny.

throwedoff · May 5th, 2007, 08:31 AM

lol that was good...

A guy walks into a bar and sees a sign that reads, HAMBURGER: $1. CHEESEBURGER: $2. HAND JOB: $10.
He beckons an attractive blonde ho behind the counter.
"Can I help you?" she asks with a knowing smile and wink.
"I was wondering," whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the hand jobs?"
"I sure am," she purrs.

"Well, please wash your hands", he says. "I want a cheeseburger"

TheUNZippee! · May 5th, 2007, 10:09 AM

The husband finally gets his wife to agree to come golfing with him. They put in 18 holes, and afterwards are sitting in the clubhouse enjoying a beer. One of the couple's friends asks the wife "So, how did you like your first day of golf?"

"It was ok, except that a bee stung me between the 1st & 2nd hole."

"Oh." replies the friend. "Then your stance is too wide."

TurboLX · May 5th, 2007, 11:30 AM

wowwww! lmao

TurboLX · May 5th, 2007, 11:41 AM

This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.

MSO · May 5th, 2007, 11:42 AM

haha i like the cheese burger one the most

MSO · May 5th, 2007, 11:43 AM

at the dog one hahaha

TurboLX · May 5th, 2007, 11:58 AM

hehe lol

May 4th, 2007, 04:02 PM	#1
WAR-PARTY Hardcore Enthusiast 2001 YUGO GT Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: GOAT LOCKER PENSACOLA FL Posts: 1,701 Blog Entries: 1 iTrader: 0 reviews	Sorry bored as shit // short funny The counselor, in an attempt to find some common ground from which to begin his analysis said, "Tell me about anything the two of you have in common." The husband spoke up and said, "Well, neither one of us sucks dicks." __________________ How I met my wife! Our first date...

May 4th, 2007, 04:04 PM	#2
MSO Banned Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: アメリカ Posts: 5,954 iTrader: 0 reviews	owned lol i think even I can see the problem lol __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] [SIZE="5"][FONT="Arial Black"]OBEY THE FACE![/FONT][/SIZE] Edited By Moderator. Next time will be a ban.

May 5th, 2007, 08:04 AM	#3
oldernewbie Softcore Porn Enthusiast Chebby Colorado 5 Banger Redlines In Neutral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: 3000 Miles East Of The West Coast Posts: 1,018 iTrader: 0 reviews	"Tasteless", but still funny. __________________ 2005 Colorado LS, Z71 Off Road Package, I5 Vortec, Space Age Plastic Bed-Liner W/Shiny Factory Installed Deep Drop Tool Box, Twin 12 Volt Power Points...In A Whopping 200+ HP Beast.

May 5th, 2007, 08:31 AM	#4
throwedoff Regular Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Louisiana Posts: 150 iTrader: 0 reviews	lol that was good... A guy walks into a bar and sees a sign that reads, HAMBURGER: $1. CHEESEBURGER: $2. HAND JOB: $10. He beckons an attractive blonde ho behind the counter. "Can I help you?" she asks with a knowing smile and wink. "I was wondering," whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the hand jobs?" "I sure am," she purrs. "Well, please wash your hands", he says. "I want a cheeseburger" __________________ 1999 GT - CAI, Flowmaster 40s, MAC O/R X-Pipe, 70mm p&p MAC TB, p&p plenum, SCT Xcal2 running 93 octane tune, and heavy ass 20 inch rims.

May 5th, 2007, 10:09 AM	#5
TheUNZippee! Moderator Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Canada Posts: 61,816 Blog Entries: 1 iTrader: 0 reviews	The husband finally gets his wife to agree to come golfing with him. They put in 18 holes, and afterwards are sitting in the clubhouse enjoying a beer. One of the couple's friends asks the wife "So, how did you like your first day of golf?" "It was ok, except that a bee stung me between the 1st & 2nd hole." "Oh." replies the friend. "Then your stance is too wide." __________________

May 5th, 2007, 11:30 AM	#6
TurboLX I Post Entirely Way Too Much 1988 Mustang LX Turbo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: NY Posts: 8,792 Blog Entries: 1 iTrader: 0 reviews	wowwww! lmao __________________ 1988 LX Coupe 2.5L, GT35R, 44mm WG, 32psi, C16.

May 5th, 2007, 11:41 AM	#7
TurboLX I Post Entirely Way Too Much 1988 Mustang LX Turbo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: NY Posts: 8,792 Blog Entries: 1 iTrader: 0 reviews	This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog. __________________ 1988 LX Coupe 2.5L, GT35R, 44mm WG, 32psi, C16.

May 5th, 2007, 11:42 AM	#8
MSO Banned Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: アメリカ Posts: 5,954 iTrader: 0 reviews	haha i like the cheese burger one the most __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] [SIZE="5"][FONT="Arial Black"]OBEY THE FACE![/FONT][/SIZE] Edited By Moderator. Next time will be a ban.

May 5th, 2007, 11:43 AM	#9
MSO Banned Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: アメリカ Posts: 5,954 iTrader: 0 reviews	at the dog one hahaha __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] [SIZE="5"][FONT="Arial Black"]OBEY THE FACE![/FONT][/SIZE] Edited By Moderator. Next time will be a ban.

May 5th, 2007, 11:58 AM	#10
TurboLX I Post Entirely Way Too Much 1988 Mustang LX Turbo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: NY Posts: 8,792 Blog Entries: 1 iTrader: 0 reviews	hehe lol __________________ 1988 LX Coupe 2.5L, GT35R, 44mm WG, 32psi, C16.

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