[homebrewed]

George Carlin's Solution to Save Gasoline -


Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use. The best way to stop
using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would
be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come
down.


Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border. When they catch an
illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and
some ammo and ship him to Iraq. Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve
a tour in the military. Give him a soldiers pay while he's there and
tax him on it.


After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended
this country. He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot.

This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a
solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better
life for themselves.

If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo.



Problem solved.

[Jucostud]

Or we could just kill all asians. That would get rid of gay rice burners and save the gas they waste.

[2000Mustang]

That is a really good idea. (The shipping w/o supplies might be a problem though)

[232stang]

but they use less gas then us... like twofold.