Funiest joke I heard all day

2000Mustang · May 11th, 2007, 06:54 PM

A woman that is pregnate with triplets is walking out of a convenient store when she is shot three times by a masked robber. She survives, but for the sake of the unborn children, they decide it is too risky to remove the bullets. All is good because three weeks later she gives birth to 3 beautiful children: 2 girls and a boy. There are no problems until 16 years later when one of the girls brings her mom a bullet and says "I was peeing and this came out." Her mom says that it is ok, and she explains the story. The next week, the other girl goes up to her mom and says "I was peeing and this came out." Her mom says that it is ok, and she explains the story once again. The week after that her son approaches her with a bullet in her hand. She says "You were using the bathroom, and that came out, right?" The boy says "NO, I was playing with myself and I shot the dog."

Tony_90fox · May 11th, 2007, 06:56 PM

lol!

WAR-PARTY · May 11th, 2007, 07:03 PM

That is high quaility Red Neck.....LMAO

MSO · May 11th, 2007, 07:26 PM

REEEEEPOOOOOOOOST

2000Mustang · May 11th, 2007, 08:07 PM

Yea, I think I saw this on here. LOL. Well, theres MY version of the story.

May 11th, 2007, 06:54 PM	#1
2000Mustang Enthusiast 1998 Mustang GT Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Kansas City, MO Posts: 561 iTrader: 0 reviews	Funiest joke I heard all day A woman that is pregnate with triplets is walking out of a convenient store when she is shot three times by a masked robber. She survives, but for the sake of the unborn children, they decide it is too risky to remove the bullets. All is good because three weeks later she gives birth to 3 beautiful children: 2 girls and a boy. There are no problems until 16 years later when one of the girls brings her mom a bullet and says "I was peeing and this came out." Her mom says that it is ok, and she explains the story. The next week, the other girl goes up to her mom and says "I was peeing and this came out." Her mom says that it is ok, and she explains the story once again. The week after that her son approaches her with a bullet in her hand. She says "You were using the bathroom, and that came out, right?" The boy says "NO, I was playing with myself and I shot the dog." __________________ Off-road X pipe, Magnaflow mufflers, BBK cai, 3.73 gears, ZEX 75 shot (not hooked up), 17in. Bullitts, lowered

May 11th, 2007, 06:56 PM	#2
Tony_90fox Banned Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Bowling Green, KY Posts: 3,803 iTrader: 0 reviews	lol! __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] [B][U]MM Sapper Squad[/U][/B] [QUOTE=Regency 2007;1676187]MSO's stupidity has never stopped amazing me since the day he joined this forum.[/QUOTE]

May 11th, 2007, 07:03 PM	#3
WAR-PARTY Hardcore Enthusiast 2001 YUGO GT Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: GOAT LOCKER PENSACOLA FL Posts: 1,700 Blog Entries: 1 iTrader: 0 reviews	That is high quaility Red Neck.....LMAO __________________ How I met my wife! Our first date...

May 11th, 2007, 07:26 PM	#4
MSO Banned Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: アメリカ Posts: 5,933 iTrader: 0 reviews	REEEEEPOOOOOOOOST __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] [SIZE="5"][FONT="Arial Black"]OBEY THE FACE![/FONT][/SIZE] Edited By Moderator. Next time will be a ban.

May 11th, 2007, 08:07 PM	#5
2000Mustang Enthusiast 1998 Mustang GT Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Kansas City, MO Posts: 561 iTrader: 0 reviews	Yea, I think I saw this on here. LOL. Well, theres MY version of the story. __________________ Off-road X pipe, Magnaflow mufflers, BBK cai, 3.73 gears, ZEX 75 shot (not hooked up), 17in. Bullitts, lowered

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