[homebrewed]

Dammit Motley!!!!

I was at the races(circle) Friday night with a group of buddies an this chic was there too. Well, we got to chattin' an were havin' a good time. Then went to a party at another dudes house an were a gettin' along pretty good. Well, my buddy that we(chic an HB) rolled out there with started gettin' all pissy an wanted to leave. We didn't.

He left us there. I got a ride from some other dude back to my car an this chic hitched a ride with someone else.

Saturday rolls around an we all got together for some fun an drinkin'. It was brought to my attention that the was Tequila. That country song "Tequila Makes her Clothes Fall Off" yeah, well, that song is really about me. Good(or bad, pending outlook) things happen when I'm on the yellow devil. I tell everybody there that I will not be held responsible for my future actions. This chic gives me a shot before we even sit down. Heheheh.... Its on!! I handily lose three games of President and Asshole. I tried to get errbody to play Farkle, but they declined. I think its cause I'm the shit at that game. Dunno... Well, we start watcin' a movie an are all cuddled up cozy like on the couch.

Its lookin' pretty good for your boy HB. She's got her hand all up on my thigh diggin' an scrathin' real nice like. This goes on for a bit an my other 2 buddies there start snorin'... I'm like, "Lets get outta here." Then Motley wakes up an starts gettin' all huffy an puffy over us. Turns out that this chic an him used to date. WOOPS!!!!! Didn't know that... Shit!! Now I know why he got all mad Friday night an was actin' the way he was then...

I'm not the type of dude thats gonna nail a buddies ex at his house. Guess we'll just have to skip group night this week....

[WAR-PARTY]

Check Man Laws, if they've been broke up for more than two weeks, she is fair game. There is no rule about where you do her, up against the wall in his bathroom would have been OK.
MAN LAW!
I got your back buddy! Hit it and Quit it!

[HMUSN]

Bro's Before Hoes

[96Snaker]

Originally Posted by WAR-PARTY Check Man Laws, if they've been broke up for more than two weeks, she is fair game. There is no rule about where you do her, up against the wall in his bathroom would have been OK. MAN LAW! I got your back buddy! Hit it and Quit it!

:homo lol

Yep I'da hit it (maybe not with the other dudes there...lol) for sure. As long as she's good lookin when you're not wearing your beer goggles, I'd say go for it. :wink

[WAR-PARTY]

Problem Posed:
Your best friend is dumped by his girlfriend. How long before you can ask her out?
Man Law Solution
It was suggested to be various short amounts of time, but the idea of dating a friend's ex was thought to be wholly unacceptable by Mr. Reynolds. However, when asked "What if she's drop-dead gorgeous?", Mr. Reynolds changed his answer to "Six months" and the motion was summarily accepted.

Rule #2 Is it acceptable for a man to leave his fellow men in order to leave with his woman?

Man Law Solution
No, however, this ruling can be overturned if she is deemed attractive enough by said fellow men. Most notably, Burt Reynolds, in the case of Mr. Murray's girlfriend, Jewel.

And:
The ex-girlfriend rule was referenced in the episode "Both Sides Now" of Power Rangers: Operation Overdrive. Blue Ranger Dax Lo complained about fellow Ranger Will Aton's defection to a female enemy that was once his romantic interest in a previous episode. When their female comrades were taken aback by the comment, Dax and Red Ranger Mack Hartford looked at each other, then at the girls, simply stating "Man Law". The girls rolled their eyes in response.

Feel bad.....

[2000Mustang]

Dude-the rule: you DO NOT date a close friends ex if they were anything serious. If a friend was hooking up with an ex of mine, id be like, "Dude, so how does my cock taste?" If you want this dude to be a friend later, do not do it.

[WAR-PARTY]

Originally Posted by 2000Mustang Dude-the rule: you DO NOT date a close friends ex if they were anything serious. If a friend was hooking up with an ex of mine, id be like, "Dude, so how does my cock taste?" If you want this dude to be a friend later, do not do it.

Good point! But it wouldn't deter me, I'd just kiss you. And ask how we tasted togather.

[homebrewed]

To clarify, I never said anything about dating her. We were judt lookin' to...

But, I'm not one to start shit, let alone me get stuck in the middle of it. I got enough shit to deal with.

The sad thing is, I guess my buddy sucks in the sack an well, not braggin', I don't. I would have to try real hard not to laugh at him when I see him at some point after chic an I

[2000Si]

Originally Posted by 2000Mustang Dude-the rule: you DO NOT date a close friends ex if they were anything serious. If a friend was hooking up with an ex of mine, id be like, "Dude, so how does my cock taste?" If you want this dude to be a friend later, do not do it.

That's a lame statement.

[Tony_90fox]

Bwaahahahahahah...Damn dude, i am a FIRM believer in bros before hoes but if you would just knock it a few times go for it..And no i am not disrespecting the ladies when i say that! Just say that your dog died and you cannot make dudes night next week!!! ahhahahahaha

[2000Mustang]

Im not talking about dating her either. Make the connection between him doing her and you "warming her up." Dude, how does my cock taste?

[homebrewed]

Uhhh... Right. Thats a strong point for me, but I ain't gonna be goin' to Tacohaven on just any chic. Only do that to chics I know or are from Johnson County KS They take real good care of themselves...

[2000Mustang]

If they have money to live in Johnson County, they have money to clean up

[homebrewed]

Originally Posted by 2000Mustang If they have money to live in Johnson County, they have money to clean up

So you know where I'm comin' from then...

[Tony_90fox]

I dont know, tell me!

[homebrewed]

JOCO is know for its uppity, trendy, everybody goes to the gym and has maid serveice and manicured lawns. Johnson County KS is one of the riches counties in the nation. Like top 10.
Most of the bitc... err, ladies there are smokin' ass hot and take REAL good care of themselves. They all practice the Kiegles exercises. Its an exercise doctors teach to women that have had children. It tightens up their happy places... Even if the chics don't have kids, they still do it. It makes for AMAZING sex!!!!! Its like the GI Joe Kung-fu grip with a pussy...

If ya ever wanna not be able to walk after havin' sex, get a JOCO chic. You won't be disappointed. I know. I've had 2 so far

[Tony_90fox]

Hmmm, about that roadtrip! lol

[homebrewed]

C'mon out brah! I'll hook ya up real nice. Plus, if yer in yer dads VW, that'll getcha in ever better. Its the trendy thing...

Also, get a tattoo of some kind. Hell, even a temporary one will do. The chics here are easy to fool lol