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Try not to cry and get all choked up over this OK.
This happened over a year ago. Its by no means recent or even ongoing.
I posted this in a blog on myspace about 6 months ago. Figured I'd show my humane side and share with ya'll my first time with a certain chic I was crazy about. Tell me what ya'll think... It was a nice spring day and we had been messin' with her car all day long. At this point we had know each other in person for about 2.5 weeks. We hadn't so much as hugged. The only physical contact we had had was inadvertantly bumping into each other passing one another in front of her car or some other non intentional act. We were about done getting the supercharger back on her car. We had the belt left to install. We both had been outside since like 8 that AM Its like 4:30 or something now. She is totally frusterated that the belt won't line up right. She has the repair manual all laid out in front of her car, callin' all her Mustang buddies that have a supercharger like hers on their cars. I look at the belt and start wrappin' it around the pulleys and by the time she has it figures out with a dude on the phone I am done and standin' back admiring my work. We both look at one another and start to drift towards each other and at the last second, each turn in a full circle away from the other. We friggin shake hands.... Who the hell shakes hands with a hot chic that has a fast car and does all the work herself? Later that night, we are out gettin' some food and it barley starts to sprinkle. We get back to her place and flip on the weather channel to see if tomorrow we are gonna be rained out on playin with our cars. The TV says moderate T-storms all thru the night. Only a slight chance of rain in the AM. Cool. Car will be finished tomorrow. Great!! That night, we are layin' in bed, recappin' what happened in front of the car. Laughin', gigglin', pokin' fun at one another. Then the lightning starts... She goes "Ohhh!! You feel that?" I'm like "Huh? The hell you talkin' about?" She says "the lightning". I'm still confused and gettin' worse by the second. "The lightning. I can feel the electrical energy from it." Great, I think. Got a weird-o here. She say "relax and let it come to you". OK Sure. I'm game for some hocus pocus bullshit. I'm all layin' there under the balnkets and all of a sudden the room goes completely white from a flash!! Next thing I know, I am TOTALLY covered in goose bumps!!! My skin is crawling! I am mildly freaked by this, but in a good way. Kinda like a roller coaster. It happens again and my heart jumps a few beats. I start to take deeper breaths and the hair on my body is like a soldier in front of the palace in England. NOT LAYIN DOWN FOR NOBODY!!! Its like daggers! I look over at Sarah and her eyes are the most intense I have ever seen anybodies. EVER. I know that in that instant my life has changed. It will NEVER be the same. EVER. We both scoot in a little closer to one another and are like ME--HER That close. Our noses are touching. We talk in that bedroom whisper about what happens next and if we are ready for this to happen. Then... She tickles me!!! I am TOTALLY ticklish. Anywhere on my body you touch tickles. I told her this a few days prior. I start havin' friggin' convlsions cause this girl will NOT relent. She is totally merciless!! I'm screamin like a school girl, the dog is makin' laps in and out of the bedroom all freaked that I am hurtin his momma or gettin' mauled by a rabbit or something. The cat takes off runnin' down the hall and hi-tails it upstairs to hide. I'm about to start cryin' I'm laughing so hard, then, like a switch, she stops. My heart is poundin' outta my chest, I can't catch my breath. I'm wheezin' like an old man on oxygen. "Are you ok?" she manages in between laughin' hysterically and grinnin' like the Joker. "Ya, sure. Is that all you got?" Wrong answer....... It all begins again. This goes on for about 10 minutes or so. The whole time the lightning is flashing and the rain is pounding down in a very angry fashion. I come to my senses and have a minor epiphany; I enjoy torture. I am TOALLY turned on by this!!! She stops and looks at me. I look at her. We are all but one. She takes her right hand and rakes it across my stomach at the very moment a flash of light envelopes the room. "Nothing like a 6ft blonde playin games with ya, huh?" "No. Not really" I reply. "Its a first for me and I am totally enjoyin' it." We lean in and our lips graze. "Think you can handle this?" she asks. "I'm have no idea, but I am willing to try." "Are you sure this is what you want?" "Yes, Sarah, it is." We kissed for the very first time that night. During a thunderstorm over Prairie Village KS. A night I will never forget... We melt into one and the rest is history, as they say..............
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awwwwwww HB is in love!
(whoops, i mean WAS) :wink did you get laid that night too? lol
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lol that was good... r u still w/ her?.. and i really hope u got laid that night... cause if u went through all of that and didnt get laid... i feel sorry 4 u...lol
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Why were you in bed with a chick youve known for 2.5 weeks that you have never previously touched without knowing what was about to happen?
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Awww...that really is a great memory...Hold on to that!
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awww (insert manly ribbing comment here)
Good Job buddie!
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Did it make your weenie tingle?
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Hey look on the bright side. Things could have totally gone to shit if you pissed your pants.
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your ghey :wink
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Dude, i had the same feeling...Only it was skinny dipping in a lake! Oh yeah, there wasnt any lightning....And i kept thinking a fish was gonna bite off my dick, but other than that, same feeling man! lol
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no time to read it all..... any sex..... leave details....
(juicy details)
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He didnt tell us...They kissed and then melted away! lol
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eh, that story's ok i guess
my girl gets me into all that romancey bs its alright, very corny, but i guess it aint so bad (gets me laid )6footer tho? eh.. ill stick wit my 5'5"er
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U-zzze some kinda romantic
Cocksucker!!!!!!! lying mother, ya banged her till she screamed and her eyes bulged out. Hung her thong // panties from your stang’s antennae. Cried I am a stallion and than dumped her on her daddy's door step, and went and got a Whataburger, with you buds. Ya I was born yesterday Still nervy to come up with this BS, you are defiantly in touch with your feminine side. What good that serves I haven’t a clue.
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:lamo at ya'll mofo's!!! Fuckin' great!!!! Yeah, I got laid... Thats wasn't the point though lol...
Oh shit... Ya'll got me laughin' so damn hard... Fuck... The point I was attempting to convey is passion and the willingness to allow it to happen.
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Have you ever dreamed of writing romantic literature man? Hell just sit next to the fire, sipping some mocachokaslut, wearing a turtle neck and lisping away... J/K J/K
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Jackass.... Its cashmere or nothing lolRC got it lol... But then again, she... Is... A she..... I suppose its kind of expected that a woman would understand and guys, well, lets face it; most of us are hopeless. Its all about T&A for most. Don't misunderstand, I enjoy delving out a good donkey punch every now and then, but occasionally, its nice to remember and relive the good moments... The moments you will always remember. Theres not too many moments that will be remember in such detail. For me or anybody.
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Yeah i remember the first time i showered with a girl...Good times! I will remember that forever!
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ahhh great stuff HB, i remember when me and my girl met we had 2 years of forbidden love, couldn't get her outta my head tho. but after those 2 years we finnaly hooked up and it was amazing ill never forget the first kiss. and hey if she can know me for 2 years, know im a dick and still be head over heals for me that has to mean something she is a keeper
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