[homebrewed]

Somma ya'll may remember the debacle I found myself in last weekend. Some may not. At any rate, here's a reminder.... *key flashback music*

http://www.moddedmustangs.com/forums...e-vt24305.html

So, we're all up to speed right? Good.

I spent the entire weekend living at drag strips (more on that later). How effin' sweet is that?!?!
The girl, Jovannah, was there Friday night, but worked on Saturday. I didn't really give a shit either way. It's racing. I'm distracted enough by all the 10 sec cars, I wouldn't have noticed her big 'ol boobies anyway lol.

So Saturday night, we all get done at the track and meet up at Sonic. Its a Wednesday and Saturday ritual now ?? Well, she happens to be there. Oh yeah... We're all deciding what to do and a buddy mentions "Lets get wasted and watch 'Talladega Nights'." Hells yeah!!
Nope, we end up at a "party" that lasts like 2 minutes. It sucked. So we all pile back in our respective transportation devices and go back Sonic. They're closed, so we venture over to another individuals house. They've got the requested movie. Sweet... 42 seconds into the movie, someone breaks out the cards.
We play Circle of Death. I've never played nor heard of it, so the gratitous ass kicking of me begins. About 45 minutes, half a bottle of SoCo and 6ish or so beers later, I am declared the loser. Yay!!
Its sugested that we all go downstairs. Sure! Why not? We're all pretty lit.
Sounds like a splendid idea...

That plan lasts about 15 minutes. Heheh... I win. Motley loses.
:award :award :award :award :award :award :award :award :award :award

[Tony_90fox]

Bwahahahaha!!! HB strikes again!

[homebrewed]

Forgot to mention... I stand about 5' 11", this chic is like 5' 1"- 5' 2"... That was kind of an odd arrangement....

[96Snaker]

Originally Posted by homebrewed Forgot to mention... I stand about 5' 11", this chic is like 5' 1"- 5' 2"... That was kind of an odd arrangement....

gotta love the short ones though Well I hope she was, um, nice :wink

(and hey, at least she's not taller than you - that would be much more of an awkward arrangement, lol)

[MSO]

i dated this asian chick that was ~4'10

lasted about 10seconds..

cudnt take it man.. little boobies (proportionally, they were HUGE)

i dont mind little boobs, but when u look and they look like they're big..but they're not.. i dunno

its hard to explain lol

[mustang1072]

good job buddy ... i sure hope she wasnt fat ...lol

[homebrewed]

Originally Posted by mustang1072 good job buddy ... i sure hope she wasnt fat ...lol

Nah... HB likes 'em with a 'lil meat yeah, but not so big they slow my ET's lol...

Originally Posted by 96Snaker gotta love the short ones though Well I hope she was, um, nice :wink (and hey, at least she's not taller than you - that would be much more of an awkward arrangement, lol)

Ohhh dude.... I LOVE the tall ones. My ex is a shade over 6'... Thats hot. Yeah, she was, um, nice lol

[WAR-PARTY]

The lil ones are known as "strap ons"

[96Snaker]

Originally Posted by homebrewed Originally Posted by 96Snaker gotta love the short ones though Well I hope she was, um, nice :wink (and hey, at least she's not taller than you - that would be much more of an awkward arrangement, lol) Ohhh dude.... I LOVE the tall ones. My ex is a shade over 6'... Thats hot. Yeah, she was, um, nice lol

heh you're one in a million buddy - I mean, most guys I know tend to shy away from women taller than them. Personally, I don't care, if she looks good she looks good but when I'm at the clubs out on the dance floor, I don't feel comfortable dancing with a girl who is say, 6'2" when I'm only 5'10" ya know? lol.

Glad to hear of the good times bro. Me = jealous.

[MSO]

i dont even get wit girls the same size as me, let alone taller..

its jus unnatural IMO

[96Snaker]

Originally Posted by My'StangOpens i dont even get wit girls the same size as me, let alone taller.. its jus unnatural IMO

I agree 100%... though how wonderful their long legs would be in bed is something to think about I'd just prefer not to dance with a girl who can see over my head, all I'm sayin'. lol.

[Tony_90fox]

I like girls around 5'9" or shorter...I am a bit under 6 feet... I hate really short girls but i have dated a few. I swear the best girls are..............CHEERLEADERS!!!

[WAR-PARTY]

Geezze if it gets wet hit it, if it's ulgy close your eyes, if it's fat just ejoy the warmth. Tang is tang hit like there aint no tomorrow. Or forever wish you did; am I bull shitting....think about the one you didn't hit....

[Bies08]

haha..hell dude the whole Johnson County...Their all little rich people down there..i dont think i could afford even looking at a girl there..hell...my cousin lives there tho..haha...i know you woudlnt hit it..trust me it aint pretty at all man!!!

[Tony_90fox]

To get the record straight. PUSSY IS NOT PUSSY!!! That is all i am going to say.

[homebrewed]

Originally Posted by Bies08 haha..hell dude the whole Johnson County...Their all little rich people down there..i dont think i could afford even looking at a girl there..hell...my cousin lives there tho..haha...i know you woudlnt hit it..trust me it aint pretty at all man!!!

Oh so you about JOCO. Sweet... Hahaha... My ex,(the 6footer) lives there. They knows how to takes care of their man... DAMN....

Dude, JOCO chics are funny. You walk up to one in a club and the conversation goes like this... "So whats your name? Lemme see a bank statement." If its not right, might as well call it a night and hit up a strip club. Your odds are better there lol.

[B0mb3r645]

Good job! Now how about next time you get us a video j/k!


And tall women just scare me, really... Some of them have more back hair than me.

[TurboLX]

man you guys are odd sometimes lmao