Heaviest Chemical Element

WAR-PARTY · May 25th, 2007, 07:37 PM

As always I try and keep the "house" up to date on the latest achivements of mankind!

A Major Research Institution (MRI) has recently announced
the discovery of the heaviest chemical element yet known to
science. The new element has been tentatively named
Governmentium.

Governmentium has 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75
deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving
it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held
together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by
vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.

Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However,
it can be detected as it impedes every reaction with which
it comes into contact. A minute amount of Governmentium
causes one reaction to take over four days to complete when
it would normally take less than a second.

Governmentium has a normal half-life of three years; it does
not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a
portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons
exchange places. In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually
increase over time, since each reorganization will cause
some morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.

This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists
to speculate that Governmentium is formed whenever morons
reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical
quantity is referred to as Critical Morass.

Tony_90fox · May 25th, 2007, 07:42 PM

That is a very scientific way of putting it! lol

oldernewbie · May 25th, 2007, 09:19 PM

Sometimes peons get all the crap thence becoming shitons. I hope this helps.

MSO · May 25th, 2007, 09:33 PM

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WAR-PARTY · May 25th, 2007, 11:21 PM

Originally Posted by My'StangOpens

i hav no clue if this is real or not

but i continue to take the stand that WAR-PARTY is the weirdest person on this site

And thank you, wearing my postal uniform for the weekend..

MustangMatt96GT · May 25th, 2007, 11:22 PM

okay now as long as you dont do it like my grandmas old mail man did! He wore the shorts no matter what and then rolled them up so they were seriously shorter than I have ever seen shorts! It was gross!

May 25th, 2007, 07:37 PM	#1
WAR-PARTY Hardcore Enthusiast 2001 YUGO GT Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: GOAT LOCKER PENSACOLA FL Posts: 1,070	Heaviest Chemical Element As always I try and keep the "house" up to date on the latest achivements of mankind! A Major Research Institution (MRI) has recently announced the discovery of the heaviest chemical element yet known to science. The new element has been tentatively named Governmentium. Governmentium has 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected as it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A minute amount of Governmentium causes one reaction to take over four days to complete when it would normally take less than a second. Governmentium has a normal half-life of three years; it does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause some morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes. This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to speculate that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as Critical Morass. __________________ Military Crew Golden Shellback U.S. Navy ret. Been around the world 17 times, seen everything from a Cat fornicating contest to an elephant jack off. When Jesus has a question God tells him 'Go ask the Chief.'

May 25th, 2007, 07:42 PM	#2
Tony_90fox MM Fanatic Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Bowling Green, KY Posts: 3,627	That is a very scientific way of putting it! lol __________________ 393 dropping in a foxbody near you, very very soon Military Crew E-3 Combat Engineer

May 25th, 2007, 09:19 PM	#3
oldernewbie Enthusiast 2006 GT Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: On the edge of America Posts: 720	Sometimes peons get all the crap thence becoming shitons. I hope this helps. __________________ MM...Building Your Self Esteem One Post At A Time...Stupid!

May 25th, 2007, 11:22 PM	#6
MustangMatt96GT All Throttle with a Bottle 1996 Mustang GT 12.91@105.29 @ 5800 FT Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Lakewood, CO Posts: 7,352	okay now as long as you dont do it like my grandmas old mail man did! He wore the shorts no matter what and then rolled them up so they were seriously shorter than I have ever seen shorts! It was gross! __________________ We expect shit to break, look foward to realizing exactly when it is happening, and than obsess about dropping plenty of cash to rebuild stronger, so we can try to run it hard as hell and break again. We are sick individuals.

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