for all the Tidewater peeps...

Twist 2 Go · June 8th, 2006, 07:21 PM

After his death, Al-Zarqawi went to heaven. There, he was greeted by
George Washington, who proceeded to slap him across his face and yell at him, "How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive!"

Patrick Henry approached and punched Al-Zarqawi in the nose and shouted,"You wanted to end our liberties but you failed."

James Madison entered, kicked Al-Zarqawi in the groin and said, "This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!"

Thomas Jefferson came in and proceeded to beat Al-Zarqawi many times with a long cane and said, "it was evil men like you that provided me the inspiration to pen the Declaration of Independence!"

These beatings and thrashings continued as John Rudolph, James Monroe aand 66 other early Americans came in and unleashed their anger on the Muslim terrorist leader.
As Al-Zarqawi lay bleeding and writhing in unbearable pain, an Angel
appeared. Al-Zarqawi wept and said to the Angel, "This is not what you
promised me!

"The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 VIRGINIANS waiting for
you in heaven. What did you think I said?"

Drgnracin72 · June 8th, 2006, 08:20 PM

hahahahahahahahahahah stupid fucker

Screemin3o2 · June 8th, 2006, 09:45 PM

heh, Robin Williams said something like that one his HBO special

AtlanticBlue99 · June 8th, 2006, 10:37 PM

HAHA, great!

99mustang232 · June 9th, 2006, 08:21 AM

turp · June 10th, 2006, 12:42 AM

7 Virginians! 7! Damit get the joke right!

flattusmaximus78 · June 10th, 2006, 01:26 PM

Wow, I dont blame the guy I mean... I never saw that comming!

L33T · June 10th, 2006, 05:27 PM

I haven't seen the video but I think it's crazy we drop two laser guided 500lb bombs not vaporize his body.
I guess they struck 'near' enough to kill him with the shock, so they could swoop in right after?

June 8th, 2006, 07:21 PM	#1
Twist 2 Go Hardcore Enthusiast Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Chesapeake, Virginia Posts: 1,716 iTrader: 0 reviews	for all the Tidewater peeps... After his death, Al-Zarqawi went to heaven. There, he was greeted by George Washington, who proceeded to slap him across his face and yell at him, "How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive!" Patrick Henry approached and punched Al-Zarqawi in the nose and shouted,"You wanted to end our liberties but you failed." James Madison entered, kicked Al-Zarqawi in the groin and said, "This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!" Thomas Jefferson came in and proceeded to beat Al-Zarqawi many times with a long cane and said, "it was evil men like you that provided me the inspiration to pen the Declaration of Independence!" These beatings and thrashings continued as John Rudolph, James Monroe aand 66 other early Americans came in and unleashed their anger on the Muslim terrorist leader. As Al-Zarqawi lay bleeding and writhing in unbearable pain, an Angel appeared. Al-Zarqawi wept and said to the Angel, "This is not what you promised me! "The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 VIRGINIANS waiting for you in heaven. What did you think I said?" __________________ 88 Mustang Coupe 2006 FFW Richmond True Street Runner-Up www.rickscarcare.net

June 8th, 2006, 08:20 PM	#2
Drgnracin72 I Post Entirely Way Too Much Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: somewhere in oklahoma Posts: 10,635 iTrader: 2 reviews	hahahahahahahahahahah stupid fucker __________________ RIP ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical, liberal minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end. One Big Ass Mistake America SHEEPDOGS

June 8th, 2006, 09:45 PM	#3
Screemin3o2 Enthusiast Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Knoxville, TN Posts: 616 iTrader: 0 reviews	heh, Robin Williams said something like that one his HBO special __________________ 95 Mustang GT Slow Bolt On Car www.steelcitystangs.com

June 8th, 2006, 10:37 PM	#4
AtlanticBlue99 I Post Entirely Way Too Much 1999 Ford Mustang V6 14.79 @ 92.15 Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: University of Georgia Posts: 8,854 Blog Entries: 1 iTrader: 0 reviews	HAHA, great! __________________ ModdedAutos 1999 Mustang V6 I used to list my mods here but stopped when I exceeded 255 characters.

June 9th, 2006, 08:21 AM	#5
99mustang232 MM Fanatic 1999 Ford Mustang V6 Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: newport news, va Posts: 3,745 iTrader: 0 reviews	__________________ ...even fire and single cammin 1986 Ford F-150 5.0L 2WD 1994 Toyota Pickup 2.4L 4WD 1999 Ford Mustang 3.8L V6 2002 Jeep Grand Cherokee 4.0L 2WD 2008 GMC Sierra Denali 6.2L AWD

June 10th, 2006, 12:42 AM	#6
turp My Stallion is Bigger! 1989 Eddie Bauer Bronco 3 feet... Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: VA Beach Posts: 3,012 iTrader: 0 reviews	7 Virginians! 7! Damit get the joke right! __________________

June 10th, 2006, 01:26 PM	#7
flattusmaximus78 I Post Entirely Way Too Much 1993 5.ohhhh 12.97 @140mph Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Gatorland Posts: 6,122 iTrader: 3 reviews	Wow, I dont blame the guy I mean... I never saw that comming! __________________ 02 Pewter z28, hoosiers/lid/exhaust/spray...125mph 1993 gt Sold, already missed --Moates Quarter horse $225-- --Cobra intake $150-- --tremec 3550 bell and shifter $1100--

June 10th, 2006, 05:27 PM	#8
L33T Enthusiast Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 731 iTrader: 0 reviews	I haven't seen the video but I think it's crazy we drop two laser guided 500lb bombs not vaporize his body. I guess they struck 'near' enough to kill him with the shock, so they could swoop in right after?

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