[WAR-PARTY]

A man is driving down a country road when he sees a
sign,
"Apples $5.00 each." Intrigued to find out why an
apple should
cost that much, he stops and asks the farmer why the
apples
are so expensive.

The farmer says, "These are special peanut butter and
jelly
apples. Here, try one."

The man takes a bite and says, "Unbelievable; I taste
the
peanut butter but not the jelly."

The farmer says, "Turn it around." He does and he
savors a
sweet jelly.

The farmer says, "I've got ham and cheese apples, too,
but
they're $10.00 each."

The man is excited, buys one, takes a bite and says,
"Wow,
these are great but I taste the ham but not the
cheese."

The farmer says, "Turn it around." He does, takes a
bite and
a rich, creamy cheese taste fills his mouth.

The farmer says, "N ow, if you really like those, I've
got
some very special apples that cost $50.00 each.
They're pussy
apples."

The man cannot resist and buys one. He takes a bite
and says,
"YUCK, these taste like shit!"

The farmer says, "Turn it around."

[Ninjawafers!]

hahahaha

[232stang]

LOL

[homebrewed]

Thats great man... You never cease to amuse me WP. I look forward to Fridays for this very reason

[nba1341]

it was a cat filled apple?

[homebrewed]

Originally Posted by nba1341 it was a cat filled apple?

Man, I got a hot date this weekend. Can I borrow your car? I PROMISE I'll fill the tank with some good 98 octane...

[MSO]

Originally Posted by homebrewed Originally Posted by nba1341 it was a cat filled apple? Man, I got a hot date this weekend. Can I borrow your car? I PROMISE I'll fill the tank with some good 98 octane...

u dont hav a hot date.. i was watching u last night when u called her

she shot u down like an old ww2 plane over england