On the subject of NASCAR i.e. Red Neck Merry Go Round

WAR-PARTY · June 1st, 2007, 02:50 PM

David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers:

# 10 - Have to sit upright while driving.
# 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.
# 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.
# 7 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same time.
# 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt Jr.
# 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race.
# 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.
# 3 - No Cadillacs approved for competition.
# 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out & run

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR...

#1 -They can't wear their helmets sideways

96Snaker · June 1st, 2007, 03:31 PM

don't know if that's what you'd call "politically correct" but still funny tho

WAR-PARTY · June 1st, 2007, 05:52 PM

Turst me I know no P/C ness

coreysr5 · June 1st, 2007, 06:51 PM

very funny, but i dont think letterman would say that stuff on tv

Countryboy_99 · June 1st, 2007, 08:44 PM

Funny shit. And I love that redneck merry go round so

. But yes that is the funniest shiat evva' my homeboy yo.

Oh reason #11 Because the car already uses so much energy there would be no way to use the 2000 Watt Amps and Sub Woofers.

WAR-PARTY · June 1st, 2007, 08:57 PM

I’m sorry if this has offended the “PC” crowd, as I have stated I’m color blind when it comes to people. If you have ever lived in Memphis, Atlanta, Baltimore, Little Rock, you know just the person that is being stereotype that is being made fun here. My advice enjoy the joke, get over being PC. And being about 4th generation “I don’t give a Fuck” say what will! But I will never surrender to PC-ism W.P>

There now it's fair and balanced!

Countryboy_99 · June 1st, 2007, 10:00 PM

That pic was funnier than shit. Yes in KS we do find shit funny it comes with the residency.

Countryboy_99 · June 1st, 2007, 10:01 PM

That pic was funnier than shit. Yes in KS we do find shit funny it comes with the residency.

turp · June 2nd, 2007, 05:21 AM

In virginia we find retards that double post funny!!!!

June 1st, 2007, 03:31 PM	#2
96Snaker MM's Coffee Addict 1999 SVT Cobra 441rwhp/393rwtq Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 2,165 iTrader: 0 reviews	don't know if that's what you'd call "politically correct" but still funny tho __________________ Vortech V2, intercooled @ 10psi. Maximum Motorsports supsension goodie bag car less roll cage. Built '04 IRS. Hodge-podge of Roush/Stalker panels.

June 1st, 2007, 05:52 PM	#3
WAR-PARTY Hardcore Enthusiast 2001 YUGO GT Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: GOAT LOCKER PENSACOLA FL Posts: 1,701 Blog Entries: 1 iTrader: 0 reviews	Turst me I know no P/C ness __________________ How I met my wife! Our first date...

June 1st, 2007, 08:44 PM	#5
Countryboy_99 Enthusiast '95 GT Was probably faster before I got it. Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Wichita, Kansas Posts: 863 iTrader: 0 reviews	Funny shit. And I love that redneck merry go round so . But yes that is the funniest shiat evva' my homeboy yo. Oh reason #11 Because the car already uses so much energy there would be no way to use the 2000 Watt Amps and Sub Woofers. __________________ Its red, long, and comes with an 8 foot bed attached. Wanna come play with it?

June 1st, 2007, 08:57 PM	#6
WAR-PARTY Hardcore Enthusiast 2001 YUGO GT Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: GOAT LOCKER PENSACOLA FL Posts: 1,701 Blog Entries: 1 iTrader: 0 reviews	I’m sorry if this has offended the “PC” crowd, as I have stated I’m color blind when it comes to people. If you have ever lived in Memphis, Atlanta, Baltimore, Little Rock, you know just the person that is being stereotype that is being made fun here. My advice enjoy the joke, get over being PC. And being about 4th generation “I don’t give a Fuck” say what will! But I will never surrender to PC-ism W.P> There now it's fair and balanced! __________________ How I met my wife! Our first date... Last edited by WAR-PARTY; December 6th, 2007 at 08:31 PM.

June 1st, 2007, 10:00 PM	#7
Countryboy_99 Enthusiast '95 GT Was probably faster before I got it. Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Wichita, Kansas Posts: 863 iTrader: 0 reviews	That pic was funnier than shit. Yes in KS we do find shit funny it comes with the residency. __________________ Its red, long, and comes with an 8 foot bed attached. Wanna come play with it?

June 1st, 2007, 02:50 PM	#1
WAR-PARTY Hardcore Enthusiast 2001 YUGO GT Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: GOAT LOCKER PENSACOLA FL Posts: 1,701 Blog Entries: 1 iTrader: 0 reviews	On the subject of NASCAR i.e. Red Neck Merry Go Round David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers: # 10 - Have to sit upright while driving. # 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat. # 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music. # 7 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same time. # 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt Jr. # 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race. # 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho. # 3 - No Cadillacs approved for competition. # 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out & run AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR... #1 -They can't wear their helmets sideways __________________ How I met my wife! Our first date... Last edited by WAR-PARTY; December 6th, 2007 at 08:31 PM.

June 1st, 2007, 06:51 PM	#4
coreysr5 Regular 2002 mustang v6 Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Rogers, AR/Anaheim, CA Posts: 300 iTrader: 0 reviews	very funny, but i dont think letterman would say that stuff on tv

June 1st, 2007, 10:01 PM	#8
Countryboy_99 Enthusiast '95 GT Was probably faster before I got it. Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Wichita, Kansas Posts: 863 iTrader: 0 reviews	That pic was funnier than shit. Yes in KS we do find shit funny it comes with the residency. __________________ Its red, long, and comes with an 8 foot bed attached. Wanna come play with it?

June 2nd, 2007, 05:21 AM	#9
turp My Stallion is Bigger! 1989 Eddie Bauer Bronco 3 feet... Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: VA Beach Posts: 3,013 iTrader: 0 reviews	In virginia we find retards that double post funny!!!! __________________

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