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Old January 2nd, 2012, 10:52 AM   #1
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I need a shoulder to cry on...


Almost had the best hunt of my life this morning. My cousin and I got set up in a good spot I have been hunting and right at daylight a doe come running right by me, about thirty minutes later a 140+ class 8 point come out on the same trail she did, he was on the prowl but kept running in circles right around me, he finally comes out in the opening and never gave me a shot with my bow, he was litterally ten yards away from me, then he left and about fifteen minutes later a four point came out in the same spot but guess what I was doing.....Thats right, taking a piss. He stopped, laugh at my lack in size and continued after the pussy. Such a successful, yet unsuccessful day..
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Old January 2nd, 2012, 11:16 AM   #2
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damn man that's a bitch, those deer are having a good ol time laughing about the idiot hunter caught with his pants down....literally.
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Old January 2nd, 2012, 11:18 AM   #3
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I thought bow season was over
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Old January 2nd, 2012, 11:33 AM   #4
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depends on where your at. bow season here last until February i think lol

i would give you a shoulder to cry on but instead ill tell you to quit being a whinny bitch and get back out there and stop being a pussy and take a luck shot at a 8 point that that damn close ya snatch

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Old January 2nd, 2012, 11:38 AM   #6
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Taint just remember I volunteered to dress up as a deer a while back for you. Don't forget that
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Well that was something else....
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Originally Posted by TaintedStang View Post
Almost had the best hunt of my life this morning. My cousin and I got set up in a good spot I have been hunting and right at daylight a doe come running right by me, about thirty minutes later a 140+ class 8 point come out on the same trail she did, he was on the prowl but kept running in circles right around me, he finally comes out in the opening and never gave me a shot with my bow, he was litterally ten yards away from me, then he left and about fifteen minutes later a four point came out in the same spot but guess what I was doing.....Thats right, taking a piss. He stopped, laugh at my lack in size and continued after the pussy. Such a successful, yet unsuccessful day..

Don't be so down on yourself homie...maybe he just thought "occupied" and hopped off to find another bush...
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Old January 2nd, 2012, 06:27 PM   #12
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Don't feel too bad. I haven't seen a deer since opening day. I had a real nice 10 pointer stand broad side at 10 yards with an 8 pointer right behind him at 15 yards and couldn't shoot either because it was doe only. All I could do was watch them mill around and walk off. Hopefully I will get a second chance at one of them this coming weekend.
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Old January 2nd, 2012, 07:43 PM   #13
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I was late replying cause I had to get some sleep before work tonight. He didn't catch me with my pants down but my weiner was out. I'm gonna be back in that same area tomorrow morning but in a better spot to watch that trail, hopefully luck will bring one of them back through there. Our season closes January 31st here, so I still have a couple weeks left to hunt.
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Old January 2nd, 2012, 07:52 PM   #14
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So I'm confused do I get to dress up?
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Old January 2nd, 2012, 08:09 PM   #15
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Originally Posted by Durr4456 View Post
So I'm confused do I get to dress up?
If you wanna get a broadhead stuck in your ass, then come on up. Just make sure you look like a mature buck and not a spotted fawn.
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Old January 2nd, 2012, 08:42 PM   #18
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Good for the deer. He wasn't shot with an fuckin arrow Tryin to get laid.
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Old January 2nd, 2012, 09:10 PM   #20
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Good for the deer. He wasn't shot with an fuckin arrow Tryin to get laid.
I hate these fucking bows and arrows but taking a gun onto a Federal Refuge during the wrong time of year is a costly mistake.
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