[Imran]

With the Euro plummeting like a stone, the Ford Motor Corporation has announced that it is to acquire French state-owned Automobiles Renault. Engineering teams from the two companies have already joined forces to create the perfect small car for women. Mixing the Renault “Clio” and the Ford “Taurus”, they have designed the “Clitaurus”. It comes in pink and the average male car thief won't be able to find it, let alone turn it on, even if someone tells him where it is and how to do it. Rumor has it though, that it leaks transmission fluid once a month and can be a real bitch to start in the morning! Some have reported that on cold winter mornings, when you really need it, you simply can't get it to turn over. New models are initially fun to own, but very costly to maintain and horribly expensive to get rid of. Used models may initially appear to have curb appeal and a low price, but eventually have an increased appetite for fuel, and their curb weight typically increases with age. The manufacturers are baffled as to how the size of the trunk increases, but say that the paint may just make it LOOK bigger.

Interesting. Maybe one day I'll get to experience this Clitaurus. Till then, I'll have to stick to my dreams/imagination.

[TaintedStang]

REPS!

[sunburst]

i thought it was serious until the third line.. Lol

[nicksranger01]

ohh I've seen this on another forum before

[02GT89]

Rofl where did u find this


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[Imran]

some other forum