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June 6th, 2007, 02:45 AM
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If your a cat lover please don't read this
well im sitting here bored so i thought i would share my story with yall........... monday morning a awake and read the paper and drink my java like i do every monday its my only day off and i love to enjoy it im relaxing even play a little guitar hero 2 so i shower and get dressed for my monday drive down the parkway to Yorktown beach (for none VA locals the parkway is a long ass scenic road the hugs the james river ) so i get out to my car and
 do i see paw prints all over my GD hood that i just spent 60 dollars to get it washed and waxed to take a closer inspection i see that there a Fing scratch marks on the driver side quarter panel now my lovely relaxing Monday has turned into full out pissedniss im out side screaming obsenties while my neighbors hold there kids in fear of the crazy screaming "redneck" (as they refer to me) so this day has turned into im going to get this cats ass day so i drive up to my local wal mart and drop about 120 dollars in total on a high power pellet rifle with a scoop and some of the meanest looking pellets on the shelf and then i swing by the gas station by my house for a 12 packand i plop my large ass on the front porch with my military issue pellet rifle and PBR and i wait...and wait......and wait..............now by this time i am drunk as shit sun burnt face and still no fing cat so i decide to grill me something cause i am drunk burnt and well hungry so i get some burgers and fire up the old propane grill....shit i forgat someting so i run inside grab it and get back to my grill and hit the little red ignition switch forgetting that i turned the gas on and it an the lid closed for 2 mintues BOOOOOM the lid shoots off of this damn thing knocking over my beer the chicken and the rifle that goes off and shoots out my window.............SHIT!!!!!!................so now this day is only getting worse so i say F it and call up dominos by this time it starts to get dark and still no cat but wait................shhhhh......whats that in the woods.............AHHA little F-er i gat your @$$ i line up and poop....shit i missed.......pump it up reload and poop...........hahahahaha i gat your @$$....... this thing takes off like a bat out of hell.... i am man i shoot i poor defensless little fluffy kitty......... i feel really bad....... but he messed up my car......... but he looked so cute....... and fluffy.....shit im getting emotinal..... i go inside and eat some more pizza and wait for my girl to come over....still feeling said for the cat wondering if i really killed the damn thing....... i have shoot turkey and deer but a cat.....what a uncool thing to do....owell to late to do anything now.....me and my lady go to bed....me still pondering the fate of the kitty.....ahhh tuesday morning i wake up ahhhh nice day its around eightish time for work so i put on my clothes and head out the door and............WTF you mother#$%^ god#$%^ this little F-er is laying on my hood i no longer feel bad for it i run over to try to smash its head in and i slip fall in some mud and the damn things hauls ass agin............ im off saturday and i wont feel badwhen i poop this thing in the ass agin....................... thats my unluck story............chris dont tell your girl about it....please.....she will kill me
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June 6th, 2007, 02:50 AM
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That is one of the funniest stories I have ever read. I HATE cats.... I won't tell you what we do to the ones that venture into my yard back home. But don't worry, they don't suffer more then a min or so.
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June 6th, 2007, 03:13 AM
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thanks yea that damn thing has something coming to its ass saturday
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June 6th, 2007, 03:44 AM
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hahahahahaha thats awesome... but if it was me i would have used my P22 instead of a pellet rifle lol... and my wife wants a cat... if the damn thing gets on my car itll be dog food
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June 6th, 2007, 04:06 AM
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Dude, I love cats... Hats off to the kitty for out doin' your drunk ass lol
Totally funny story bro... I was rollin'!! Good times in the neighborhood... One question: were ya still drunk when ya typed this???
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June 6th, 2007, 05:06 AM
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no not drunk just supper tiered
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June 6th, 2007, 05:52 AM
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i wanna see proff of a dead kitty after you nail his ass
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June 6th, 2007, 10:08 AM
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You better pray that Jessica does not see this...You do understand she will castrate you...
That is one funny arse story though bro... Pictures will be taken of Joe Joe's conquor... |
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June 6th, 2007, 10:04 PM
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yeah i know and she is in love with that stray cat..........its not the fact that its a cat if it was a coon or possum i would shot the damn thing but this kitty has it coming....... i just have to make sure the lady is gone for awhile............ and there will be pics trust me............... oh trust me...........
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June 6th, 2007, 10:32 PM
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hahaha that was great
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June 6th, 2007, 10:37 PM
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that first post had me on the floor.. if you were to tell me you were sober while typing all that out, i'd have to call you a damn liar!
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June 6th, 2007, 10:40 PM
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Put some tuna in it and set it at night. The next morning you will have a cat in the trap that you can do with as you please. Trust me, it works well!
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June 6th, 2007, 10:56 PM
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now im torn between catching this kitty or shooting it...... im already over a hundred dollars in the hole trying the shoot the damn thing
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June 6th, 2007, 10:59 PM
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Or those traps fit nicely into 55 gal drums full of water... 
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June 6th, 2007, 11:03 PM
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  i couldnt be that mean to the damn thing just one shot in the ass might tech the cat lmfao all thu that is pretty funny
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June 6th, 2007, 11:07 PM
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"Here kitty kitty kitty..."
... Dude, I re-read this and was on the floor again... Great!!!
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June 6th, 2007, 11:12 PM
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well im glad everyone is enjoying my misfortune......although it is pretty damn funny when i look back at it and think about it
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June 6th, 2007, 11:14 PM
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Too funny!
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June 7th, 2007, 03:13 AM
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The killer part is you shooting out your own window after the grill explodes....
Next time: Video 
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