Troll Mobiles/Hilarious Dream Projects

AnotherS197GT · January 17th, 2012, 02:22 PM

So you just won the lottery! You quit your job because your money is being smartly managed by someone else. You already bought a few moderately sized houses in your favorite states/countries and all your budgeting for whatever expenses you may incur is already figured out for you. You are given almost unlimited money to fund the car projects you want. I don't care about the classic or more "normal" builds you would want to start, I want to hear about the utterly stupid and hilarious builds.

For me, I'd love to build an early 90s Roadmaster wagon with a 572 big block.

I'd like to do a GT500 swap on a panther car

Build the fuck out of a 90s or early 2000s civic, put a primered and cracked body kit on and it and make it look generally like your stereotypical ricer car. Underneath the bullshit exterior, have a car that would eat most built street cars for lunch.

LegendEleanor · January 17th, 2012, 02:43 PM

3 words.

Termi Smart Car

dr.gonzo! · January 17th, 2012, 02:51 PM

Originally Posted by LegendEleanor

3 words.

Termi Smart Car

Put wheels on the upper rear window because that thing will flip like a mofo. Then it turns into FWD termi while you stare at the sky

steedamatt · January 17th, 2012, 03:14 PM

Saw one like this at SGMP a while back too.

dr.gonzo! · January 17th, 2012, 03:20 PM

Sleeper Station Wagon v Camaro - YouTube

Turbo Dodge Minivan - YouTube

turbo minivan - YouTube

Station Wagon Kicks ASS! - YouTube

AnotherS197GT · January 17th, 2012, 03:36 PM

Originally Posted by steedamatt

Saw one like this at SGMP a while back too.

Originally Posted by dr.gonzo!

Sleeper Station Wagon v Camaro - YouTube

Turbo Dodge Minivan - YouTube

turbo minivan - YouTube

Station Wagon Kicks ASS! - YouTube

LOL

Ace417 · January 17th, 2012, 04:14 PM

Twin turbo 5.4 focus. just because

foursixblurrrr03 · January 17th, 2012, 04:19 PM

A toyota corolla with a toyota NASCAR v8

Alente · January 17th, 2012, 04:22 PM

Toyota prius with a 442 or 6.4l diesel just for shits.

quadracer786 · January 17th, 2012, 04:25 PM

a car this big with a wheelie bar that could embarrass anything on the street

sikedsyko · January 17th, 2012, 04:27 PM

I want to turn my old New Edge sixxer into a built, turbod, AWD, Rally car. Somewhere around 500ish hp, with a big ass grill guard on the front, roofrack with obnoxious offroad lights, and a gun rack in the back seat. Paint it flat black.

AnotherS197GT · January 17th, 2012, 04:34 PM

Keep em coming, these are hilarious

WickedSnake00 · January 17th, 2012, 04:45 PM

I love the turbo Caravan. I got to see one in person at a Neon meet. The guy said it was putting down about 32whp, AWD. It was great to see him embarass other cars on the road.

But for a fun project I'd like to get some run of the mill little FWD 4-banger and a 99/01 Continental donor. I'd pull the FWD 4.6 DOHC setup out of the Lincoln, build and forge it, put on a ported Cobra upper or twin screw, and install it into the chassis.

The result? A little 4-banger that puts down 700whp/700ft-lb, has a huge power band, looks like this:

And sounds like this:

600 hp Cobra screaming!!! (Kenne Bell supercharger) - YouTube

All I need is a garage.

Notcho · January 17th, 2012, 08:38 PM

Originally Posted by AnotherS197GT

For me, I'd love to build an early 90s Roadmaster wagon with a 572 big block.

I've always wanted to do the same thing, but it would have fuel injection and twin turbos, and instead of the roadmaster wagon, I'd use an old 4 door B-body full frame beater (caprice/olds 88/Parisienne/buick le sabre) with this body style:

Not for any practical purpose of course... just to make people think "Why?"

If I had a shit pile of money, my question would be "Why not?"

F8L GT · January 17th, 2012, 08:41 PM

how about a 2 dr tempo with a 5.0

jbenevides89 · January 17th, 2012, 08:53 PM

that little ranger i have would have a twin turbo'd 5.0

carney · January 17th, 2012, 08:59 PM

1000hp SEPTA bus

BWAL · January 17th, 2012, 09:04 PM

aventador monster truck

WickedSnake00 · January 17th, 2012, 09:06 PM

Originally Posted by Notcho

Not for any practical purpose of course... just to make people think "Why?"

If I had a shit pile of money, my question would be "Why not?"

I had a similar idea, but I wanted to shove a Cobra engine in a rustbucket piece of crap like this:

Alente · January 17th, 2012, 10:12 PM

Put 22s on an old police interceptor, add hydraulics,, give a tacky bright green paint job.
Give it someone who thinks its "Fly" or whatever the term is.
Then rig that bitch 2 explode when the bass turns on.

January 17th, 2012, 02:22 PM	#1
AnotherS197GT I Post Entirely Way Too Much 2008 Mustang GT Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Dearborn, MI Posts: 5,872 iTrader: 6 reviews	Troll Mobiles/Hilarious Dream Projects So you just won the lottery! You quit your job because your money is being smartly managed by someone else. You already bought a few moderately sized houses in your favorite states/countries and all your budgeting for whatever expenses you may incur is already figured out for you. You are given almost unlimited money to fund the car projects you want. I don't care about the classic or more "normal" builds you would want to start, I want to hear about the utterly stupid and hilarious builds. For me, I'd love to build an early 90s Roadmaster wagon with a 572 big block. I'd like to do a GT500 swap on a panther car Build the fuck out of a 90s or early 2000s civic, put a primered and cracked body kit on and it and make it look generally like your stereotypical ricer car. Underneath the bullshit exterior, have a car that would eat most built street cars for lunch. __________________ \| COMP CAMS \| FRPP \| PYPES \| CDC \| UMI \|

January 17th, 2012, 02:43 PM	#2
LegendEleanor Hardcored Manthusiast 2005 Cervixi Mustang really gay Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Woodstock, GA Posts: 1,974 iTrader: 0 reviews	3 words. Termi Smart Car __________________

January 17th, 2012, 03:14 PM	#4
steedamatt Regular Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Valdosta, GA Posts: 319 iTrader: 0 reviews	Saw one like this at SGMP a while back too. __________________ Mustang Performance Products Sign up for our Newsletter

January 17th, 2012, 04:27 PM	#11
sikedsyko \/ Hidden Bewbs \/ 01 Cobra Vert Join Date: May 2007 Location: Houston Posts: 5,729 iTrader: 0 reviews	I want to turn my old New Edge sixxer into a built, turbod, AWD, Rally car. Somewhere around 500ish hp, with a big ass grill guard on the front, roofrack with obnoxious offroad lights, and a gun rack in the back seat. Paint it flat black. __________________ MM Cobra Club #66

January 17th, 2012, 04:34 PM	#12
AnotherS197GT I Post Entirely Way Too Much 2008 Mustang GT Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Dearborn, MI Posts: 5,872 iTrader: 6 reviews	Keep em coming, these are hilarious __________________ \| COMP CAMS \| FRPP \| PYPES \| CDC \| UMI \|

January 17th, 2012, 04:22 PM	#9
Alente Manthusiast 1996 Mustang GT Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Fayetteville NC Posts: 1,024 iTrader: 0 reviews	Toyota prius with a 442 or 6.4l diesel just for shits.

January 17th, 2012, 04:25 PM	#10
quadracer786 Hardcore Enthusiast 2006 Mustang GT Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 1,303 iTrader: 0 reviews	a car this big with a wheelie bar that could embarrass anything on the street

January 17th, 2012, 08:41 PM	#15
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January 17th, 2012, 08:53 PM	#16
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January 17th, 2012, 09:04 PM	#18
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January 17th, 2012, 10:12 PM	#20
Alente Manthusiast 1996 Mustang GT Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Fayetteville NC Posts: 1,024 iTrader: 0 reviews	Put 22s on an old police interceptor, add hydraulics,, give a tacky bright green paint job. Give it someone who thinks its "Fly" or whatever the term is. Then rig that bitch 2 explode when the bass turns on.

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