put on your boots the shits getting thick
Forums at Modded Mustangs
Home Register FAQ Members List Calendar Blogs Garage Gallery Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read Insurance


Go Back   Forums at Modded Mustangs > General Forum > The Clubhouse

ModdedMustangs.com is the premier Ford Mustang Forum on the internet. Registered Users do not see the above ads.
Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools
Old June 9th, 2007, 02:10 AM   #1
I am bad cop
 
Dennis's Avatar
 
2003 F150 XLT FX4
it's a truck
 
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: ozark mo
Posts: 8,155
Dennis has much to be proud ofDennis has much to be proud ofDennis has much to be proud ofDennis has much to be proud ofDennis has much to be proud ofDennis has much to be proud ofDennis has much to be proud ofDennis has much to be proud ofDennis has much to be proud ofDennis has much to be proud of
iTrader: 0 reviews
Default

put on your boots the shits getting thick


so im at work right and this kid pulls in. mid to late 90's civic or accord not sure which cant tell the difference. 4 door with paint peeling off and nothing but a fart can showing. he and his buddy come in hes wearing sun glasses given its 10pm i realize this could be interesting. he has numbers on his windows telling me hes been to the local track racing . so he comes in and willingly tells me he wont be needing gas he just parked like that because he has no reverse . so i decide to have some fun im bored so why not i ask him if i was correct in thinking he'd been out racing and he says yes so i ask him how he did and he says and i quote "i did good i ran solid 13 second runs all night". hmm impresive until you factor in its a 1/8th mile track . so he goes on and on about the other hondas and acuras he beat tonight while i was about to cry laughing on the inside. he then ask's me if thats my car outside im like yip and you guessed right he told me he would love to race me i tried so hard not to laugh he told me he thinks he can take me and me being the good worker i am stick by company policy the coustomer is always right so i just nod and smile.

kids like that give imports a bad name
__________________




Originally Posted by Ace417 View Post
Why do I always get jizzed on?
  Reply With Quote
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
Old June 9th, 2007, 02:12 AM   #2
Banned
 
 
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Bowling Green, KY
Posts: 3,831
Tony_90fox has a spectacular aura aboutTony_90fox has a spectacular aura aboutTony_90fox has a spectacular aura about
iTrader: 0 reviews
Send a message via AIM to Tony_90fox
Default

Wow, so did you bust his ass after work or what? lol
__________________
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
[B][U]MM Sapper Squad[/U][/B]
[QUOTE=Regency 2007;1676187]MSO's stupidity has never stopped amazing me since the day he joined this forum.[/QUOTE]
  Reply With Quote
Old June 9th, 2007, 02:26 AM   #3
Regular
 
coreysr5's Avatar
 
2002 mustang v6
 
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Rogers, AR/Anaheim, CA
Posts: 300
coreysr5 is on a distinguished road
iTrader: 0 reviews
Send a message via Yahoo to coreysr5
Default

kill that rice!!!
__________________
mach 1abee
  Reply With Quote
Old June 9th, 2007, 02:28 AM   #4
I am bad cop
 
Dennis's Avatar
 
2003 F150 XLT FX4
it's a truck
 
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: ozark mo
Posts: 8,155
Dennis has much to be proud ofDennis has much to be proud ofDennis has much to be proud ofDennis has much to be proud ofDennis has much to be proud ofDennis has much to be proud ofDennis has much to be proud ofDennis has much to be proud ofDennis has much to be proud ofDennis has much to be proud of
iTrader: 0 reviews
Default

nah he left but trust me if i ever do see him out and about ill be sure to shove that fart can down his throat haha
__________________




Originally Posted by Ace417 View Post
Why do I always get jizzed on?
  Reply With Quote
Old June 9th, 2007, 02:42 AM   #5
MSO
Banned
 
 
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: アメリカ
Posts: 5,954
MSO is a jewel in the roughMSO is a jewel in the roughMSO is a jewel in the roughMSO is a jewel in the rough
iTrader: 0 reviews
Send a message via AIM to MSO
Default

dude, next time, call on the CPC.. we'll show up in minutes

dressed in all black w/ leather jackets and our hair all slicked back.. we wear shades too.. 10pm? psh.. we wear them sleeping

and when we walk, we snap our fingers and lower our glasses to the ladies

then we walk up to the perpetrator and ask to race.. he says yes of course

we walk outside and theres like 10 foxes jus sittin there.. take ur pic we say

then he points out mine and i run and hide

then darrel steps in in my place.. owned.. everyone else jus backs up and gawks at the poor ricer.. he doesnt even seem to notice the slicks on darrels car..

i cant tell the rest, its too gruesome, even for me
__________________
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
[SIZE="5"][FONT="Arial Black"]OBEY THE FACE![/FONT][/SIZE]
Edited By Moderator. Next time will be a ban.
  Reply With Quote
Old June 9th, 2007, 02:46 AM   #6
muneris pro ego
 
Ninjawafers!'s Avatar
 
97 5.0 Exploder AWD
snow has nuthin on me
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Kodiak, AK
Posts: 7,412
Ninjawafers! is a splendid one to beholdNinjawafers! is a splendid one to beholdNinjawafers! is a splendid one to beholdNinjawafers! is a splendid one to beholdNinjawafers! is a splendid one to beholdNinjawafers! is a splendid one to beholdNinjawafers! is a splendid one to behold
iTrader: 1 reviews
Send a message via AIM to Ninjawafers! Send a message via Yahoo to Ninjawafers!
Default

hahahahaha... im in the CPC.. and i dont have a fox... guess i better go get me one... but i do have the leather lol
__________________

Buy my M90 Kit and my Gears and T-Loc!
MM ZDC - Alaska Base Commander
MM+ Cleavage Club #24
MM Cares Crew / Military Crew
M2C2 President / USCG - OS2

  Reply With Quote
Old June 9th, 2007, 02:46 AM   #7
I am bad cop
 
Dennis's Avatar
 
2003 F150 XLT FX4
it's a truck
 
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: ozark mo
Posts: 8,155
Dennis has much to be proud ofDennis has much to be proud ofDennis has much to be proud ofDennis has much to be proud ofDennis has much to be proud ofDennis has much to be proud ofDennis has much to be proud ofDennis has much to be proud ofDennis has much to be proud ofDennis has much to be proud of
iTrader: 0 reviews
Default

i about fell out of my chair at that thanks. you sir have one hell of a imagination to come up with stuff like that out of nowhere
__________________




Originally Posted by Ace417 View Post
Why do I always get jizzed on?
  Reply With Quote
Old June 9th, 2007, 02:50 AM   #8
MSO
Banned
 
 
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: アメリカ
Posts: 5,954
MSO is a jewel in the roughMSO is a jewel in the roughMSO is a jewel in the roughMSO is a jewel in the rough
iTrader: 0 reviews
Send a message via AIM to MSO
Default

haha u like that eh?
__________________
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
[SIZE="5"][FONT="Arial Black"]OBEY THE FACE![/FONT][/SIZE]
Edited By Moderator. Next time will be a ban.
  Reply With Quote
Old June 9th, 2007, 02:55 AM   #9
I am bad cop
 
Dennis's Avatar
 
2003 F150 XLT FX4
it's a truck
 
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: ozark mo
Posts: 8,155
Dennis has much to be proud ofDennis has much to be proud ofDennis has much to be proud ofDennis has much to be proud ofDennis has much to be proud ofDennis has much to be proud ofDennis has much to be proud ofDennis has much to be proud ofDennis has much to be proud ofDennis has much to be proud of
iTrader: 0 reviews
Default

that was like a the outsiders meets greese type shit
__________________




Originally Posted by Ace417 View Post
Why do I always get jizzed on?
  Reply With Quote
Old June 9th, 2007, 02:56 AM   #10
MSO
Banned
 
 
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: アメリカ
Posts: 5,954
MSO is a jewel in the roughMSO is a jewel in the roughMSO is a jewel in the roughMSO is a jewel in the rough
iTrader: 0 reviews
Send a message via AIM to MSO
Default

haha i was going for a grease type feel

__________________
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
[SIZE="5"][FONT="Arial Black"]OBEY THE FACE![/FONT][/SIZE]
Edited By Moderator. Next time will be a ban.
  Reply With Quote
Old June 9th, 2007, 12:07 PM   #11
Resident Bubblehead
 
00vabchgt's Avatar
 
2000 Mustang GT
 
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Haymarket, VA
Posts: 5,955
00vabchgt is a jewel in the rough00vabchgt is a jewel in the rough00vabchgt is a jewel in the rough
iTrader: 2 reviews
Default

bragging abput running a 13 sec 1/8 mile, huh?
what's the world coming to...
__________________
Submariners Do It Deeper

Military Crew
MM1 (SS)
Order of the Bluenose
US Navy Veteran
Originally Posted by MamaStang View Post
"Boy Danny....nice cock ya got there. "
  Reply With Quote
Old June 9th, 2007, 12:11 PM   #12
I am bad cop
 
Dennis's Avatar
 
2003 F150 XLT FX4
it's a truck
 
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: ozark mo
Posts: 8,155
Dennis has much to be proud ofDennis has much to be proud ofDennis has much to be proud ofDennis has much to be proud ofDennis has much to be proud ofDennis has much to be proud ofDennis has much to be proud ofDennis has much to be proud ofDennis has much to be proud ofDennis has much to be proud of
iTrader: 0 reviews
Default

no clue i belive this kid couldnt have been over 18 prolly his first car had some friends he tried to impress and obviously belived i had no clue what i was talking about lol
__________________




Originally Posted by Ace417 View Post
Why do I always get jizzed on?
  Reply With Quote
Old June 9th, 2007, 12:30 PM   #13
I Post Entirely Way Too Much
 
Juggalo_X's Avatar
 
2001 Mustang 232/CBR600
14+@Slow
 
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: South Western Ontario
Posts: 6,688
Juggalo_X will become famous soon enoughJuggalo_X will become famous soon enough
iTrader: 0 reviews
Send a message via AIM to Juggalo_X
Default

*sigh* i hear yah this kid with a shit can civic wants to race me again he says last time wasn't fair cuz we were at a roll, i told him he is stupid because he actually had the advantage at a roll if he do it from a dig my torque is going to rape his little car. But he insists that he is faster then me saying how he can beat v8's and all that i just laugh and say "and then you woke up" lol
  Reply With Quote
Old June 9th, 2007, 12:59 PM   #14
Banned
 
 
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Bowling Green, KY
Posts: 3,831
Tony_90fox has a spectacular aura aboutTony_90fox has a spectacular aura aboutTony_90fox has a spectacular aura about
iTrader: 0 reviews
Send a message via AIM to Tony_90fox
Default

Originally Posted by My'StangOpens
dude, next time, call on the CPC.. we'll show up in minutes

dressed in all black w/ leather jackets and our hair all slicked back.. we wear shades too.. 10pm? psh.. we wear them sleeping

and when we walk, we snap our fingers and lower our glasses to the ladies

then we walk up to the perpetrator and ask to race.. he says yes of course

we walk outside and theres like 10 foxes jus sittin there.. take ur pic we say

then he points out mine and i run and hide

then darrel steps in in my place.. owned.. everyone else jus backs up and gawks at the poor ricer.. he doesnt even seem to notice the slicks on darrels car..

i cant tell the rest, its too gruesome, even for me
MSO: I love that! If i could fit it in my sig, i would for sure!
__________________
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
[B][U]MM Sapper Squad[/U][/B]
[QUOTE=Regency 2007;1676187]MSO's stupidity has never stopped amazing me since the day he joined this forum.[/QUOTE]
  Reply With Quote
Old June 9th, 2007, 01:11 PM   #15
Hardcore Enthusiast
 
1995 BMW 325i
 
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: houston, texas
Posts: 2,862
232stang is on a distinguished road
iTrader: 0 reviews
Send a message via AIM to 232stang
Default

you know whats sad.... i barely beat civics lol. last night i raced a golf only had him by half a car -_-
__________________
Originally Posted by Cesar2cool
lol i use my car for speed
  Reply With Quote
Old June 9th, 2007, 01:13 PM   #16
Banned
 
 
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Bowling Green, KY
Posts: 3,831
Tony_90fox has a spectacular aura aboutTony_90fox has a spectacular aura aboutTony_90fox has a spectacular aura about
iTrader: 0 reviews
Send a message via AIM to Tony_90fox
Default

Get that GT you were talking about and change all of that real fast!
__________________
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
[B][U]MM Sapper Squad[/U][/B]
[QUOTE=Regency 2007;1676187]MSO's stupidity has never stopped amazing me since the day he joined this forum.[/QUOTE]
  Reply With Quote
Old June 9th, 2007, 04:42 PM   #17
Zoolander
 
04 Cobra #2260/3768 1/820
 
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Va Beach
Posts: 7,570
Blog Entries: 1
Cricket is a name known to allCricket is a name known to allCricket is a name known to allCricket is a name known to allCricket is a name known to allCricket is a name known to all
iTrader: 5 reviews
Send a message via AIM to Cricket Send a message via MSN to Cricket
Default

Originally Posted by Tony_90fox
Get that GT you were talking about and change all of that real fast!
Trust me. He's right.
__________________
MM Cobra Club #18

Team Tini Racing

Originally Posted by BWAL09 View Post
don't fuck with cricket or you will get chirped. bitches.
Originally Posted by futureMACH1racer View Post
I don't know jack shit...
  Reply With Quote
Old June 9th, 2007, 05:47 PM   #18
Hardcore Enthusiast
 
1995 BMW 325i
 
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: houston, texas
Posts: 2,862
232stang is on a distinguished road
iTrader: 0 reviews
Send a message via AIM to 232stang
Default

oh i know. i just dont know if money allows. im 19 and the only credit ive got going for me is 3 months on a best buy card. parents wont co-sign
__________________
Originally Posted by Cesar2cool
lol i use my car for speed
  Reply With Quote
Old June 9th, 2007, 05:51 PM   #19
I Post Entirely Way Too Much
 
Juggalo_X's Avatar
 
2001 Mustang 232/CBR600
14+@Slow
 
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: South Western Ontario
Posts: 6,688
Juggalo_X will become famous soon enoughJuggalo_X will become famous soon enough
iTrader: 0 reviews
Send a message via AIM to Juggalo_X
Default

Originally Posted by 232stang
oh i know. i just dont know if money allows. im 19 and the only credit ive got going for me is 3 months on a best buy card. parents wont co-sign
i bought my stang with a loan no co signer needed. bank was more then happy to slap 10k in my face and say run. i only took 7.5k tho didnt want to take more then needed.
  Reply With Quote
Old June 9th, 2007, 06:30 PM   #20
Hardcore Enthusiast
 
1995 BMW 325i
 
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: houston, texas
Posts: 2,862
232stang is on a distinguished road
iTrader: 0 reviews
Send a message via AIM to 232stang
Default

how old were you? and any credit? also i know some places will give you a loan if you've had a solid job for a year or so and ive been working there 8 months so i think that shows commitment. does anyone know if credit cards help your credit?
__________________
Originally Posted by Cesar2cool
lol i use my car for speed
  Reply With Quote
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
Reply

Thread Tools


Threads Similar to: put on your boots the shits getting thick
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
the shits. B0B The Clubhouse 15 October 8th, 2007 06:10 PM
shits weak Hourofpain The Clubhouse 12 September 21st, 2007 01:45 AM
if anyone gives two shits... blazor The Clubhouse 29 August 19th, 2007 05:15 PM
My coolant is thick yellow. KINGTAMALE 96-98 13 February 1st, 2007 12:20 AM
Shift Boots einod V6 Mustangs 1 August 6th, 2006 02:04 AM



All times are GMT -4. The time now is 07:20 PM.
Modded Mustangs is ©2005-2008, All Rights Reserved, And is Not Affiliated with Ford Motor Company.
Forum is powered by vBulletin ©2000 - 2012, Jelsoft Ent. Ltd. & SEO by vBSEO 3.3.2 ©2009, Crawlability, Inc.

powered by vBulletin ©2000 - 2012, Jelsoft Ent. Ltd.