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I am bad cop
2003 F150 XLT FX4
it's a truck
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: ozark mo
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put on your boots the shits getting thick
so im at work right and this kid pulls in. mid to late 90's civic or accord not sure which cant tell the difference. 4 door with paint peeling off and nothing but a fart can showing. he and his buddy come in hes wearing sun glasses given its 10pm i realize this could be interesting. he has numbers on his windows telling me hes been to the local track racing
. so he comes in and willingly tells me he wont be needing gas he just parked like that because he has no reverse . so i decide to have some fun im bored so why not i ask him if i was correct in thinking he'd been out racing and he says yes so i ask him how he did and he says and i quote "i did good i ran solid 13 second runs all night". hmm impresive until you factor in its a 1/8th mile track . so he goes on and on about the other hondas and acuras he beat tonight while i was about to cry laughing on the inside. he then ask's me if thats my car outside im like yip and you guessed right he told me he would love to race me i tried so hard not to laugh he told me he thinks he can take me and me being the good worker i am stick by company policy the coustomer is always right so i just nod and smile. kids like that give imports a bad name |
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Wow, so did you bust his ass after work or what? lol
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kill that rice!!!
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I am bad cop
2003 F150 XLT FX4
it's a truck
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: ozark mo
Posts: 8,155
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nah he left but trust me if i ever do see him out and about ill be sure to shove that fart can down his throat haha
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dude, next time, call on the CPC.. we'll show up in minutes
dressed in all black w/ leather jackets and our hair all slicked back.. we wear shades too.. 10pm? psh.. we wear them sleeping and when we walk, we snap our fingers and lower our glasses to the ladies then we walk up to the perpetrator and ask to race.. he says yes of course we walk outside and theres like 10 foxes jus sittin there.. take ur pic we say then he points out mine and i run and hide ![]() then darrel steps in in my place.. owned.. everyone else jus backs up and gawks at the poor ricer.. he doesnt even seem to notice the slicks on darrels car.. i cant tell the rest, its too gruesome, even for me
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hahahahaha... im in the CPC.. and i dont have a fox... guess i better go get me one... but i do have the leather lol
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I am bad cop
2003 F150 XLT FX4
it's a truck
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: ozark mo
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i about fell out of my chair at that thanks. you sir have one hell of a imagination to come up with stuff like that out of nowhere
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haha u like that eh?
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I am bad cop
2003 F150 XLT FX4
it's a truck
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: ozark mo
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that was like a the outsiders meets greese type shit
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haha i was going for a grease type feel
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2000 Mustang GT
Join Date: Nov 2006
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bragging abput running a 13 sec 1/8 mile, huh?
what's the world coming to... |
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I am bad cop
2003 F150 XLT FX4
it's a truck
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: ozark mo
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no clue i belive this kid couldnt have been over 18 prolly his first car had some friends he tried to impress and obviously belived i had no clue what i was talking about lol
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I Post Entirely Way Too Much
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*sigh* i hear yah this kid with a shit can civic wants to race me again he says last time wasn't fair cuz we were at a roll, i told him he is stupid because he actually had the advantage at a roll if he do it from a dig my torque is going to rape his little car. But he insists that he is faster then me saying how he can beat v8's and all that i just laugh and say "and then you woke up" lol
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you know whats sad.... i barely beat civics lol. last night i raced a golf only had him by half a car -_-
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Get that GT you were talking about and change all of that real fast!
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oh i know. i just dont know if money allows. im 19 and the only credit ive got going for me is 3 months on a best buy card. parents wont co-sign
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how old were you? and any credit? also i know some places will give you a loan if you've had a solid job for a year or so and ive been working there 8 months so i think that shows commitment. does anyone know if credit cards help your credit?
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