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Old February 8th, 2012, 03:29 AM   #61
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done give up. I met a girl online years ago. She was too hot to be true, but then I met her at Shoprite. She really was hot. She has a boyfriend now though. Then I met another girl, not nearly as hot, but single. I was too lazy to meet her. They were all into the same sexual things as me, otherwise no way in hell I would try to meet 'normal' women online. Oh and they were within driving distance...no fuckin way would i spend money on a chance like that
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Old February 8th, 2012, 08:17 AM   #62
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Ive seen other heavenly blessed beautys whos pictures you put up so I was expecting some hot chick. Saw the pic of this chick and.....

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I swear she good looking! lol .... that was just a bad pic... :/
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Could be worse...
What if you did meet up with her and got a cold sore the next day....AwKwArD!!!
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Old February 8th, 2012, 07:33 PM   #65
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What if you met her and then I got a cold sore? AwKwArD!
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Old February 9th, 2012, 02:37 AM   #66
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Wait, what is the point of flying across the country to meet some chick that you aren't gonna sleep with?
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Old February 11th, 2012, 08:40 AM   #67
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Cuz she laughs at mah jokes
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Old February 11th, 2012, 12:14 PM   #68
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I tried the whole no sex till marriage thing......then I realized, I'd be one dumb mf'er if I didn't try on the merchandise before purchasing lol

Plus, no sex just makes for awkwardness the first time and record breaking chocolate premature ejaculation on your honeymoon....
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Old February 12th, 2012, 04:06 PM   #69
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So apparently.... if you say "voicemail" really fast....it sounds like your saying "boyfriend".. um when your actually not.....and um yeah.......oops.

My bad
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Old February 12th, 2012, 04:55 PM   #70
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Burn dude.... lol
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What?


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Old February 12th, 2012, 08:51 PM   #72
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I'd just stick to masturbating until you figure women out. You'll save money on plane tickets and dinners that lead to frustration and the aforementioned masturbation.
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Old February 13th, 2012, 01:16 AM   #73
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Am I the only one creeped out by these threads?


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I'd just stick to masturbating until you figure women out. You'll save money on plane tickets and dinners that lead to frustration and the aforementioned masturbation.
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Am I the only one creeped out by these threads?


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I suppose you are talking about that particular post?



But if you're talking about the thread in general, I'd say this thread makes me facepalm a lot more than it creeps me out.


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Old February 13th, 2012, 03:36 AM   #75
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This post made me lol...

I think your intentions were sweet. But maybe you shouldn't have bought a plane ticket just yet. Maybe waited a few months? See how it all played out. Coulda saved your money....advice for next time? Lol. Just saying


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What?
That pretty much sums up how I feel about this thread.


And next time, just spend the airfare money on a hooker. Much better investment.
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I thought you went to school at A&M? Is there not enough women there for you?
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Originally Posted by Smoothgrandmama View Post
So apparently.... if you say "voicemail" really fast....it sounds like your saying "boyfriend".. um when your actually not.....and um yeah.......oops.

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Originally Posted by Smoothgrandmama View Post
So apparently.... if you say "voicemail" really fast....it sounds like your saying "boyfriend".. um when your actually not.....and um yeah.......oops.

My bad
For the love of fuck, don't EVER say "elephant shoe" around this chick then.
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Hey it was a simple misunderstanding! I thought she said boyfriend... she really said voicemail..... I mean it could happen to anybody right?


I think somepeople in this thread take me way too seriously....
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