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2003 Mustang Mach 1
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: New York
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done give up. I met a girl online years ago. She was too hot to be true, but then I met her at Shoprite. She really was hot. She has a boyfriend now though. Then I met another girl, not nearly as hot, but single. I was too lazy to meet her. They were all into the same sexual things as me, otherwise no way in hell I would try to meet 'normal' women online. Oh and they were within driving distance...no fuckin way would i spend money on a chance like that
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All Homo All The Time
2003 Mustang GT
Whatever you run plus 5 seconds
Join Date: May 2010
Location: East Texas
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Ive seen other heavenly blessed beautys whos pictures you put up so I was expecting some hot chick. Saw the pic of this chick and.....
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I swear she good looking! lol .... that was just a bad pic... :/
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Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: Utah
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Could be worse...
What if you did meet up with her and got a cold sore the next day....AwKwArD!!! |
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What if you met her and then I got a cold sore? AwKwArD!
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Wait, what is the point of flying across the country to meet some chick that you aren't gonna sleep with?
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Cuz she laughs at mah jokes
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Hardcore Enthusiast
2004 Mustang GT
13.1@105
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Houston
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I tried the whole no sex till marriage thing......then I realized, I'd be one dumb mf'er if I didn't try on the merchandise before purchasing lol
Plus, no sex just makes for awkwardness the first time and record breaking chocolate premature ejaculation on your honeymoon....
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So apparently.... if you say "voicemail" really fast....it sounds like your saying "boyfriend".. um when your actually not.....and um yeah.......oops.
My bad
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2002 Mustang GT
Join Date: Nov 2011
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Burn dude.... lol
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101FNG IS MY MASTER! I LOVE HIM 4EVER!
85 GT, 87 LX
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: Back woods Tennessee
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What?
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Banned
1989 Mustang GT
All day
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: Indiana
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I'd just stick to masturbating until you figure women out. You'll save money on plane tickets and dinners that lead to frustration and the aforementioned masturbation.
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101FNG IS MY MASTER! I LOVE HIM 4EVER!
85 GT, 87 LX
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Am I the only one creeped out by these threads?
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![]() But if you're talking about the thread in general, I'd say this thread makes me facepalm a lot more than it creeps me out. Sent from my Casio calculator watch via Tapatalk
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Enthusiast
no mustang yet :(
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: Northern Virginia
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This post made me lol...
I think your intentions were sweet. But maybe you shouldn't have bought a plane ticket just yet. Maybe waited a few months? See how it all played out. Coulda saved your money....advice for next time? Lol. Just saying Sent from my Autoguide iPhone app |
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MM's king of Neon's
404 - car not found
17.81@87
Join Date: Aug 2010
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That pretty much sums up how I feel about this thread.
And next time, just spend the airfare money on a hooker. Much better investment.
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All Homo All The Time
2003 Mustang GT
Whatever you run plus 5 seconds
Join Date: May 2010
Location: East Texas
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I thought you went to school at A&M? Is there not enough women there for you?
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I Poop Entirely Way Too Much
Blown 03 GT
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Long Island NY
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WTF?
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Banned
1989 Mustang GT
All day
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: Indiana
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For the love of fuck, don't EVER say "elephant shoe" around this chick then.
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Assistant to the Manager
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Hey it was a simple misunderstanding! I thought she said boyfriend... she really said voicemail..... I mean it could happen to anybody right?
I think somepeople in this thread take me way too seriously....
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