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Old February 8th, 2012, 10:03 AM   #1
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How in the world do you keep birds from shitting on your car after a fresh car wash. And on porch. I heard a fake rubber snake would help but I need more alternatives please... thanks
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Old February 8th, 2012, 10:05 AM   #2
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Garage. Dont park where the birds have somewhere to perch above your car.
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Old February 8th, 2012, 10:14 AM   #3
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If you shoot them they cant shit... Just saying...

But on a serious note, dont park under trees or awnings that birds can perch on above your car.
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Old February 8th, 2012, 10:18 AM   #4
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man, fuck birds....my car gets shit on just cruising on the highway because of a huge colony of birds that camp out near all the fast food places.
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Old February 8th, 2012, 10:28 AM   #5
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Garage. Dont park where the birds have somewhere to perch above your car.
The pool table is being garage kept man cave. Only place for it.
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Old February 8th, 2012, 10:53 AM   #6
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Originally Posted by 02gtKev View Post
man, fuck birds....my car gets shit on just cruising on the highway because of a huge colony of birds that camp out near all the fast food places.
Perhaps an improvement in your diet would help keep your car cleaner...
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Old February 8th, 2012, 11:01 AM   #7
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Perhaps an improvement in your diet would help keep your car cleaner...
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Perhaps an improvement in your diet would help keep your car cleaner...
wow, you been on a roll lately
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