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Old June 16th, 2007, 12:34 PM   #1
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Subject: Panties on a Plane


There were three black ladies getting ready to take a plane
trip for the first time.

The first lady said, "I don't know bout y'all but I'm gonna
wear me sum hot pink panties beefo I gets on dat plane."

"Why you gonna wear dem fo?" the other two asked.

The first replied, "Cause, if dat plane goes down and I'm out Dare
laying butt-up in a conefield, day gonna find me first."

The second lady said, "Well, I'm a-gonna wear me some floesant Orange
panties." Why you gonna wear dem?" the others asked.

The second lady answered, "Cause if dis hare plane is goin' down and
I be floating butt-up in the oshun, dey can see me first."

The third lady says, "Well, I'm not gonna wear any
panties.....""What? No panties?" the others asked in disbelief.

The third lady says "Dat's right girlfriends, you hears me
right. I ain't wearin' any panties, cause if dis plane goes down,
honey, dey always look fo da black box first."
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Old June 16th, 2007, 12:39 PM   #2
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wud be funny if i didnt hav to decypher the poor attempt at 'slang'
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Old June 16th, 2007, 01:32 PM   #3
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I understood it. Funny joke man, I wasn't expecting that ending!
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Funny stuff
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lmao funny as hell
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I'm LMFAO 220+ pervs have viewed this post......what does that say about MM
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pretty good one!
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