im a tard

Drgnracin72 · June 16th, 2007, 03:22 PM

so today, i go to my littlew 6 year old sister's t-ball game. they win and were all excited for her and stuff. anyways i get talking to a guy about my car and about how it was for sale. well we get out to the parking lot and hes looking at it. well its time to leave and he tells me to get on it so he can see it and hear it. so of course i oblige!

i get out on the street and hammer it in first instantly i shift into second and set them ablaze again. sop i keep driving as if nothing happened. im almost out of the town, and my cell rings and its my mom telling me the cops are coming for me. well about the time she says that, i hear sirens, and begin shitting all over myself.

he catches up and i pull over before he gets to me. he comes up asks for all my info and asks if ive been drinking, and if there are any drugs, of course i had none. he goes and runs my license, comes back and asks me if ive ever had a reckless driving ticket(oh and this was in a scholl zone), i say no and he tells me all of the bad things that come along with that ticket. i tell him that would hurt me really bad, both with my job and insurance. he asks why i was hotrodding, i stright up told him i was showing it off. he then tells me hes going to give me a verbal warning, my jaw drops. i thank him over and over and then he tells me he knows how hard the temptation is sometimes, cz he drives a notch body fox with a built motor. thank god this guy was a mustang fan. anyways he let me go with jsut the ass chewin.!!!

again i am a retard for even doing it when and where i did it at. stupid me

232stang · June 16th, 2007, 03:30 PM

damn man, cops like that are cool. my bro got pulled over doing 85 in a 65 and the cop told him he could take him to jail blah blah blah. then asked him what our sister would do if he died in an accident because of speeding blah blah blah. and then let him off with a warning

White99stang · June 16th, 2007, 03:32 PM

yeah i always learned that if someone tells you to get on it for some reason a cop can hear them say it from miles away and always end up being there when you do it lol

HMUSN · June 16th, 2007, 03:33 PM

:award

2000Si · June 16th, 2007, 03:35 PM

He didn't give you a ticket because he apparently didn't witness it in person.

Drgnracin72 · June 16th, 2007, 03:47 PM

oh no he did witness it, he was at the game watching and just snooping around. thats how my mom new he was coming she was right behind him when he took off running to his car, and lit em up coming after me

Tony_90fox · June 16th, 2007, 03:50 PM

sounds like a nice cop...There are some good ones out there for sure. Not saying cops should let everything go, but i got a ticket ($125) for a headlight out...Got it fixed the next day and they didnt let it go...Bastards!

232stang · June 16th, 2007, 03:52 PM

^^ that sucks tony. i got 3 tickets for expired registration(2 in different counties) a tailight ticket, and a ticket for my license plate light being out. but got it all taken care of so i didnt pay shit

homebrewed · June 16th, 2007, 03:53 PM

Deedeedee....

Juggalo_X · June 16th, 2007, 04:15 PM

Originally Posted by White99stang

yeah i always learned that if someone tells you to get on it for some reason a cop can hear them say it from miles away and always end up being there when you do it lol

+1

fogged306 · June 16th, 2007, 05:02 PM

Nah, you didn't do so bad... everybody has a brain fart day like that... look at it this way, at least you didn't go punch your sister in the face immediately afterward.

BWAL · June 16th, 2007, 05:06 PM

6 year old sister? is that the same one we played forza with? it would make sense if it was.. she drives like a 6 year old lol

03 R Code · June 16th, 2007, 05:06 PM

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA

I was waiting on that!

BWAL · June 16th, 2007, 05:08 PM

Originally Posted by 03 R Code

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA

I was waiting on that!

roflmfao!! +1!

TheUNZippee! · June 16th, 2007, 10:24 PM

Ahhhh we all do something stupid once in a while man. It's not like you planned on doing that, or were racing someone in that area, it was just one of those spur of the moment brain cramp deals. Glad you were able to get off without a ticket.

TurboLX · June 16th, 2007, 10:31 PM

something like that happened to me, but it was in my nieghborhood and the car was UN-Insured,un-registered and Un-inspected, so as he's taking my info down and calling it in, hes looking over the car and complimenting it and then he says Im gonna give you a warning this time, only because i know how you feel, and then he tells his got a done up big block Nova that goes 9's N/A and he showed me some pics, but then he said, if your car is caught on the street w/o all that registration crap, were gonna take the car, so i thanked him and told him have a nice day. and left

Luis_GT · June 16th, 2007, 10:42 PM

Well, I had something similar, but I got a ticket, aparently hitting 35mph in first and accidentally chirping the tires in second (after missing the gear) gave me a $150 ticket for improper acceleration of the angine and excesive sound with the tires. The Improper acceleration is $100 alone... I didn't know that accelerating to 35 to get up to speed was improper... I really hate cops since that day. And to think that I ussually hit 20mph over the speed limit on a daily basis on my old car... and never got puled over.

Thewolfman456 · June 17th, 2007, 12:42 AM

Puerto Rico has improper acceleration laws?

TheUNZippee! · June 17th, 2007, 12:50 AM

Originally Posted by Thewolfman456

Puerto Rico has improper acceleration laws?

Yes. Go 0-60 in faster than 8 seconds on your goat, and you go directly to jail, brother.

Thewolfman456 · June 17th, 2007, 12:52 AM

Directly to jail? You mean I won't pass go. I won't collect 200 dollars?

That's a good law to know.

June 16th, 2007, 03:22 PM	#1
Drgnracin72 I Post Entirely Way Too Much Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: somewhere in oklahoma Posts: 10,635 iTrader: 2 reviews	im a tard so today, i go to my littlew 6 year old sister's t-ball game. they win and were all excited for her and stuff. anyways i get talking to a guy about my car and about how it was for sale. well we get out to the parking lot and hes looking at it. well its time to leave and he tells me to get on it so he can see it and hear it. so of course i oblige! i get out on the street and hammer it in first instantly i shift into second and set them ablaze again. sop i keep driving as if nothing happened. im almost out of the town, and my cell rings and its my mom telling me the cops are coming for me. well about the time she says that, i hear sirens, and begin shitting all over myself. he catches up and i pull over before he gets to me. he comes up asks for all my info and asks if ive been drinking, and if there are any drugs, of course i had none. he goes and runs my license, comes back and asks me if ive ever had a reckless driving ticket(oh and this was in a scholl zone), i say no and he tells me all of the bad things that come along with that ticket. i tell him that would hurt me really bad, both with my job and insurance. he asks why i was hotrodding, i stright up told him i was showing it off. he then tells me hes going to give me a verbal warning, my jaw drops. i thank him over and over and then he tells me he knows how hard the temptation is sometimes, cz he drives a notch body fox with a built motor. thank god this guy was a mustang fan. anyways he let me go with jsut the ass chewin.!!! again i am a retard for even doing it when and where i did it at. stupid me __________________ RIP ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical, liberal minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end. One Big Ass Mistake America SHEEPDOGS

June 16th, 2007, 03:32 PM	#3
White99stang MM's nicest mod, :) Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Apex, NC Posts: 3,771 iTrader: 0 reviews	yeah i always learned that if someone tells you to get on it for some reason a cop can hear them say it from miles away and always end up being there when you do it lol __________________ 06 Dodge MegaCab Diesel 455rwhp/815rwtq REAL TRUCKS DON'T USE SPARK PLUGS

June 16th, 2007, 03:47 PM	#6
Drgnracin72 I Post Entirely Way Too Much Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: somewhere in oklahoma Posts: 10,635 iTrader: 2 reviews	oh no he did witness it, he was at the game watching and just snooping around. thats how my mom new he was coming she was right behind him when he took off running to his car, and lit em up coming after me __________________ RIP ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical, liberal minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end. One Big Ass Mistake America SHEEPDOGS

June 16th, 2007, 03:50 PM	#7
Tony_90fox Banned Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Bowling Green, KY Posts: 3,803 iTrader: 0 reviews	sounds like a nice cop...There are some good ones out there for sure. Not saying cops should let everything go, but i got a ticket ($125) for a headlight out...Got it fixed the next day and they didnt let it go...Bastards! __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] [B][U]MM Sapper Squad[/U][/B] [QUOTE=Regency 2007;1676187]MSO's stupidity has never stopped amazing me since the day he joined this forum.[/QUOTE]

June 16th, 2007, 05:06 PM	#12
BWAL MSTRB8N & MDR8N 2021 Mustang V15 Quad Turbo with nawz Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: On The Shaft Posts: 19,662 Blog Entries: 2 iTrader: 4 reviews	6 year old sister? is that the same one we played forza with? it would make sense if it was.. she drives like a 6 year old lol __________________ MM 1 am boner crew Cars and mod list in garage i like veiny meat sliding between my buttcheeks

June 16th, 2007, 03:35 PM	#5
2000Si Enthusiast Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In my house. Posts: 975 iTrader: 0 reviews	He didn't give you a ticket because he apparently didn't witness it in person.

June 16th, 2007, 05:02 PM	#11
fogged306 MM Fanatic 89 GT Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: NY Posts: 4,875 iTrader: 2 reviews	Nah, you didn't do so bad... everybody has a brain fart day like that... look at it this way, at least you didn't go punch your sister in the face immediately afterward.

June 16th, 2007, 05:06 PM	#13
03 R Code MM Fanatic unstoppable @ speed of light Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Knees deep in dat ass Posts: 3,104 iTrader: 0 reviews	AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA I was waiting on that! __________________ Political correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical, liberal minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.

June 16th, 2007, 10:31 PM	#16
TurboLX I Post Entirely Way Too Much 1988 Mustang LX Turbo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: NY Posts: 8,778 Blog Entries: 1 iTrader: 0 reviews	something like that happened to me, but it was in my nieghborhood and the car was UN-Insured,un-registered and Un-inspected, so as he's taking my info down and calling it in, hes looking over the car and complimenting it and then he says Im gonna give you a warning this time, only because i know how you feel, and then he tells his got a done up big block Nova that goes 9's N/A and he showed me some pics, but then he said, if your car is caught on the street w/o all that registration crap, were gonna take the car, so i thanked him and told him have a nice day. and left __________________ 1988 LX Coupe 2.5L, GT35R, 44mm WG, 32psi, C16.

June 16th, 2007, 10:42 PM	#17
Luis_GT Banned 2002 BMW 530i don't know and don't care Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 5,180 iTrader: 0 reviews	Well, I had something similar, but I got a ticket, aparently hitting 35mph in first and accidentally chirping the tires in second (after missing the gear) gave me a $150 ticket for improper acceleration of the angine and excesive sound with the tires. The Improper acceleration is $100 alone... I didn't know that accelerating to 35 to get up to speed was improper... I really hate cops since that day. And to think that I ussually hit 20mph over the speed limit on a daily basis on my old car... and never got puled over.

June 17th, 2007, 12:42 AM	#18
Thewolfman456 Regular Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Raleigh, NC Posts: 481 iTrader: 0 reviews	Puerto Rico has improper acceleration laws?

June 17th, 2007, 12:52 AM	#20
Thewolfman456 Regular Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Raleigh, NC Posts: 481 iTrader: 0 reviews	Directly to jail? You mean I won't pass go. I won't collect 200 dollars? That's a good law to know.

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