[fogged306]

Its 6 am and im pretty well intoxicated but I felt the need to post this.... The birthday game is the best game in the world to get kisses from random girls all night long.

Let me explain. You have to have a wingman for this one, it is mandatory. You have your friend go around to only the best looking girls at a club and tell them it is your birthday. You then proceed to tell them that you heard its a rule that you have to kiss the birthday boy. And then you watch the frenzy insue. I ended up with a grand total of 22 kisses tonight from girl I have never met, 3 of them full make out sessions.. its great. So heres the drill, you have to go out and pull this stunt on as many random girl as you can and then report back here the number of girls you get. Got it?... class dismissed! Get to work!

[96Snaker]

now THAT sounds like fun. closest i've ever done to that was while hitting up local clubs/parties, at this underground hub in Seattle a bunch of really wasted girls decided to have a "best boobs" contest and just so happened to be one of the judges... it was a by-feel contest, not looks alone. roughly 15-20 girls (most of 'em were 10's too).

Here's to waking up to a hangover

and here's to women and all the dumb things they drive us guys to doing definitely gonna have to try that kissing game out though - sounds like a good time!

[fogged306]

Originally Posted by 96Snaker Here's to waking up to a hangover

You ain't lyin brother... in bed at 7 and up at 10... yaaaay

Good stuff on the judging.. I think you have what it takes to be a "birthday boy", its not for the faint of heart.

I'm surprised no one called me out on the fact that I kissed 22 girls in one night yet I was still somehow home and on MM at 6am.... Hmmmm can you say "can't close the deal?"

[2000Si]

haha

[03 R Code]

Hahahaha. I love nights like those. 'Cept I aint never kissed 22 girls in one night.

[fogged306]

Originally Posted by 03 R Code Hahahaha. I love nights like those. 'Cept I aint never kissed 22 girls in one night.

Easily breakable record... I didnt even start until about 2am and the bars close here at 4am so if I went out at like 11 or so, imagine the possibilities.

Just follow these simple guidlines

-If the girl is bullshitting about the kiss for more than 30 sec. move on to the next.

-Make sure both you and your wingman aren't afraid to go up to large groups of hot chicks.

-No girls that are with a man, talking to a man, or even appear to be with a man... A confrontation with a pissed off boyfriend could have disasterous results on the goal you are trying to achieve.

-If you proceed to start talking to a supremely hot girl and she offers to buy you a "b-day" shot... abort the mission immediately and work some magic. There will always be other nights to go for the record.

-Only a two man crew is allowed, extra baggage will just slow you down.

-You will be surprised at how many birthday girls are out there and a birthday girl and a birthday boy have to kiss... I think that is written in the bible somewhere.

-And lastly, the golden rule, do not go up to the same girls two weeks in a row. Stay alert and pay attention to whose tongue has been down your throat.

Follow these guidelines and you too, my friend, will have a number to be proud of also.







Of course, it's all fun and games until you catch a severe case of mouth-AIDS.

[Tony_90fox]

Nice, i cant wait til i am 21! lol...it will be different bars every weekend and it will be my birthday each night! lol

[2000Si]

Originally Posted by Tony_90fox Nice, i cant wait til i am 21! lol...it will be different bars every weekend and it will be my birthday each night! lol

Those'll be some lucky labs.

[Tony_90fox]

Haha, i got a few waiting upstairs right now! Underage Labs for the win!

[homebrewed]

Originally Posted by 2000Si Those'll be some lucky labs.

Originally Posted by Tony_90fox Haha, i got a few waiting upstairs right now! Underage Labs for the win!

You two are eff'd in the head
Comin'from me, thats pretty bad...


Dude, I am soooo celebrating my "birthday" this coming weekend. Excellent game to play bro!

[Tony_90fox]

I got a few pet spiders for you HB...I hear they like them some Mizzou boys! lol

[homebrewed]

Uhhh.... Mizzou is in Columbia... 3 hours away... Send away bro, send away...

I'll be sure to take some pics of all the shots I get and tell ya how good they were, ya know, since you ca't legally buy 'em yourself...

[Tony_90fox]

I was speaking of Missouri in general...Sorry

yeah yeah yeah, doesnt matter, i dont have to buy alcohol to drink it so it's all good!

[homebrewed]

Beer: Helping Tony get laid since he first found out it could