Hahahahaha... Good stuff... Tony, you better read this bro

homebrewed · June 17th, 2007, 06:02 PM

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.
She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
Along comes a Game Warden in his boat.
He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, Isn't that obvious?)
"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.
"I'll have to take you in and write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.
"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment.
For all I know you could start at any moment."
"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.

3.8Coastie · June 17th, 2007, 06:04 PM

hahahaha thats awesome!!!

Tony_90fox · June 17th, 2007, 07:18 PM

LOL, It is hard to come by a woman that reads anything other than those girly magazines.

fogged306 · June 17th, 2007, 09:05 PM

Originally Posted by Tony_90fox

LOL, It is hard to come by a woman that reads anything other than those girly magazines.

Thats because they are all locked up in asylums!

87foxbodylx · June 17th, 2007, 10:50 PM

Originally Posted by Tony_90fox

LOL, It is hard to come by a woman that reads anything other than those girly magazines.

Im with you on that one. my gf reads those stupid cosmo magazines and its all trash (except the sex positions.) its a fact that humans thrive on other human lives for entertainment... kinda pathetic if you ask me.

Racerchik02 · June 17th, 2007, 10:54 PM

HB FTMFW!!! That was great! Thanks for the

MSO · June 17th, 2007, 11:08 PM

homebrewed · June 17th, 2007, 11:40 PM

Originally Posted by Racerchik02

HB FTMFW!!! That was great! Thanks for the

Well you're welcome for the

honey. I was hopin' that, I

, maybe I could get a 'lil

too... Maybe?????

Countryboy_99 · June 17th, 2007, 11:45 PM

Actually most older women read those stupid fucking love novels that are two inches thick and are all the exact same except for the names, the places, and the positions. Yet there seem to be a bazillion or two of those hell sent things. *And now I suddenly feel paranoid.*

Tony_90fox · June 18th, 2007, 01:10 AM

Originally Posted by Countryboy_99

Actually most older women read those stupid fucking love novels that are two inches thick and are all the exact same except for the names, the places, and the positions. Yet there seem to be a bazillion or two of those hell sent things. *And now I suddenly feel paranoid.*

You arent kidding on that one...my grandma is about 60-63, and she has TWO fucking huge bookshelves of love novels...She still fucking reads them...It's like, you are married, have 5 kids, a whole bunch of grand-kids, dont you have your own lovestory you can just think about any day of the week? LOL

Tony_90fox · June 18th, 2007, 01:11 AM

Originally Posted by homebrewed

Originally Posted by Racerchik02

HB FTMFW!!! That was great! Thanks for the

Well you're welcome for the honey. I was hopin' that, I , maybe I could get a 'lil too... Maybe?????

LOL, That had me rolling man! Better ask mofobucs though man! Bwahahahahahah

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