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Old June 19th, 2007, 07:41 PM   #1
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An old but still ruggedly handsome Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation. "Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?"

"Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature."

The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action."

"Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."

The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself."

The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner. Finally, the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?"

"1955, ma'am."

"Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking everything so seriously!? I mean, no sex since 1955!?"

Feeling charitable and a little bit drunk, she took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax" him several times. Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955!"

The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in his matter-of-fact voice, "I hope not, it's only 2130 now."
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Old June 19th, 2007, 07:44 PM   #2
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Old June 19th, 2007, 07:45 PM   #3
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oldie but a goodie.

I enjoy this a tad more though

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HAHAHahahaha That's fuckin awesome.
 
Old June 19th, 2007, 09:12 PM   #5
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That is a good one!
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LOL THAT WAS GREAT hahahahahahaha
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if i cryogenically froze myself today, and told that joke to a space alien in the year 2130, he would just look at me like
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LMFAO!
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lmao that was hilarious!!
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