Lets gather at the river :)

TurboLX · June 22nd, 2007, 02:24 PM

i thought this was pretty funny

Hymn #365
This is a hoot, but I suspect the minister didn't appreciate it.

A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great
emphasis he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into
the river."
With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had All the wine
in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."
And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he Said, "And if
I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."

Sermon complete, he sat down.

The song leader stood very cautiously and announced with a
smile, nearly laughing, "For our closing song,
Let us sing Hymn #365, "Shall We Gather at the River."

Smile........ life is too short not to !!

If this brightened your day
Don't let it stop here
Pass it on with a smile
Keep spreading the Cheer.

See you at the river.

My'Stang0pens · June 22nd, 2007, 07:11 PM

That had me Rolling

MSO · June 22nd, 2007, 07:12 PM

i bet it did

Tony_90fox · June 22nd, 2007, 07:18 PM

Dude, there is two of you!! LOL, who is the other guy???

MSO · June 22nd, 2007, 07:19 PM

yay he figured it out!!

TurboLX · June 22nd, 2007, 07:21 PM

who is it??

Tony_90fox · June 22nd, 2007, 07:22 PM

Originally Posted by My'StangOpens

yay he figured it out!!

LOL, well i just looked at the name and avatar, both the same! Then i look at the post count and was like

...

Tony_90fox · June 22nd, 2007, 07:22 PM

Originally Posted by TurboLX

who is it??

I would like to know too.

MSO · June 22nd, 2007, 07:23 PM

his name isnt the same.. he uses a 0 instead of an O

my'stangOpens
my'stang0pens

see?

Tony_90fox · June 22nd, 2007, 07:24 PM

OHHHH, well sorry i didnt squint my fucking eyes and look that hard. lol

MSO · June 22nd, 2007, 07:26 PM

well i only noticed cuz i seemed to be posting things then jus forgetting all about it

then im like wtf, i KNOW i didnt post that..

i look and see 3 posts.. all became clear

they dont call me detective MSO for nothing

My'Stang0pens · June 22nd, 2007, 07:27 PM

dude we are not even close to being a detective

Tony_90fox · June 22nd, 2007, 07:29 PM

And you both have my quote in your sig...Thank you!!! I guess i am the popular one aren't I?

MSO · June 22nd, 2007, 07:29 PM

Originally Posted by My'Stang0pens

dude we are not even close to being a detective

english class much?

u say 'we' then u say 'a detective'

it wud be

we are not even close to being detectives

there, ur grammar lesson for the day

TurboLX · June 22nd, 2007, 07:30 PM

lmao wtf is going on?

Tony_90fox · June 22nd, 2007, 07:32 PM

Why does everybody give a shit about grammer on the damn internet? LOL

WES R NAUGHT N FOOKING ENGLASS CLISH BEOTCHES!!!

MSO · June 22nd, 2007, 07:48 PM

if u used this, u wudnt hav to worry about ur grammar:

Tony_90fox · June 22nd, 2007, 07:56 PM

Gotz that shiznit on me laptop nizzow. Copped that shit from the bitch i capped with my glock...I was strapped fo sho my nizzle. Then i went to the hizzle and uplizzed that dizzle on my compizzle and the shit works wonders for me.

03 R Code · June 22nd, 2007, 08:00 PM

Originally Posted by My'StangOpens

if u used this, u wudnt hav to worry about ur grammar:

You must be jokin...

TurboLX · June 22nd, 2007, 08:01 PM

wow MSO

June 22nd, 2007, 02:24 PM	#1
TurboLX I Post Entirely Way Too Much 1988 Mustang LX Turbo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: NY Posts: 8,792 Blog Entries: 1 iTrader: 0 reviews	Lets gather at the river :) i thought this was pretty funny Hymn #365 This is a hoot, but I suspect the minister didn't appreciate it. A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river." With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had All the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river." And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he Said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river." Sermon complete, he sat down. The song leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, nearly laughing, "For our closing song, Let us sing Hymn #365, "Shall We Gather at the River." Smile........ life is too short not to !! If this brightened your day Don't let it stop here Pass it on with a smile Keep spreading the Cheer. See you at the river. __________________ 1988 LX Coupe 2.5L, GT35R, 44mm WG, 32psi, C16.

June 22nd, 2007, 07:18 PM	#4
Tony_90fox Banned Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Bowling Green, KY Posts: 3,831 iTrader: 0 reviews	Dude, there is two of you!! LOL, who is the other guy??? __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] [B][U]MM Sapper Squad[/U][/B] [QUOTE=Regency 2007;1676187]MSO's stupidity has never stopped amazing me since the day he joined this forum.[/QUOTE]

June 22nd, 2007, 07:19 PM	#5
MSO Banned Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: アメリカ Posts: 5,954 iTrader: 0 reviews	yay he figured it out!! __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] [SIZE="5"][FONT="Arial Black"]OBEY THE FACE![/FONT][/SIZE] Edited By Moderator. Next time will be a ban.

June 22nd, 2007, 07:21 PM	#6
TurboLX I Post Entirely Way Too Much 1988 Mustang LX Turbo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: NY Posts: 8,792 Blog Entries: 1 iTrader: 0 reviews	who is it?? __________________ 1988 LX Coupe 2.5L, GT35R, 44mm WG, 32psi, C16.

June 22nd, 2007, 07:23 PM	#9
MSO Banned Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: アメリカ Posts: 5,954 iTrader: 0 reviews	his name isnt the same.. he uses a 0 instead of an O my'stangOpens my'stang0pens see? __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] [SIZE="5"][FONT="Arial Black"]OBEY THE FACE![/FONT][/SIZE] Edited By Moderator. Next time will be a ban.

June 22nd, 2007, 07:11 PM	#2
My'Stang0pens Newbie Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 5 iTrader: 0 reviews	That had me Rolling

June 22nd, 2007, 07:12 PM	#3
MSO Banned Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: アメリカ Posts: 5,954 iTrader: 0 reviews	i bet it did __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] [SIZE="5"][FONT="Arial Black"]OBEY THE FACE![/FONT][/SIZE] Edited By Moderator. Next time will be a ban.

June 22nd, 2007, 07:24 PM	#10
Tony_90fox Banned Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Bowling Green, KY Posts: 3,831 iTrader: 0 reviews	OHHHH, well sorry i didnt squint my fucking eyes and look that hard. lol __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] [B][U]MM Sapper Squad[/U][/B] [QUOTE=Regency 2007;1676187]MSO's stupidity has never stopped amazing me since the day he joined this forum.[/QUOTE]

June 22nd, 2007, 07:26 PM	#11
MSO Banned Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: アメリカ Posts: 5,954 iTrader: 0 reviews	well i only noticed cuz i seemed to be posting things then jus forgetting all about it then im like wtf, i KNOW i didnt post that.. i look and see 3 posts.. all became clear they dont call me detective MSO for nothing __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] [SIZE="5"][FONT="Arial Black"]OBEY THE FACE![/FONT][/SIZE] Edited By Moderator. Next time will be a ban.

June 22nd, 2007, 07:27 PM	#12
My'Stang0pens Newbie Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 5 iTrader: 0 reviews	dude we are not even close to being a detective

June 22nd, 2007, 07:29 PM	#13
Tony_90fox Banned Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Bowling Green, KY Posts: 3,831 iTrader: 0 reviews	And you both have my quote in your sig...Thank you!!! I guess i am the popular one aren't I? __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] [B][U]MM Sapper Squad[/U][/B] [QUOTE=Regency 2007;1676187]MSO's stupidity has never stopped amazing me since the day he joined this forum.[/QUOTE]

June 22nd, 2007, 07:30 PM	#15
TurboLX I Post Entirely Way Too Much 1988 Mustang LX Turbo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: NY Posts: 8,792 Blog Entries: 1 iTrader: 0 reviews	lmao wtf is going on? __________________ 1988 LX Coupe 2.5L, GT35R, 44mm WG, 32psi, C16.

June 22nd, 2007, 07:32 PM	#16
Tony_90fox Banned Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Bowling Green, KY Posts: 3,831 iTrader: 0 reviews	Why does everybody give a shit about grammer on the damn internet? LOL WES R NAUGHT N FOOKING ENGLASS CLISH BEOTCHES!!! __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] [B][U]MM Sapper Squad[/U][/B] [QUOTE=Regency 2007;1676187]MSO's stupidity has never stopped amazing me since the day he joined this forum.[/QUOTE]

June 22nd, 2007, 07:56 PM	#18
Tony_90fox Banned Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Bowling Green, KY Posts: 3,831 iTrader: 0 reviews	Gotz that shiznit on me laptop nizzow. Copped that shit from the bitch i capped with my glock...I was strapped fo sho my nizzle. Then i went to the hizzle and uplizzed that dizzle on my compizzle and the shit works wonders for me. __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] [B][U]MM Sapper Squad[/U][/B] [QUOTE=Regency 2007;1676187]MSO's stupidity has never stopped amazing me since the day he joined this forum.[/QUOTE]

June 22nd, 2007, 08:01 PM	#20
TurboLX I Post Entirely Way Too Much 1988 Mustang LX Turbo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: NY Posts: 8,792 Blog Entries: 1 iTrader: 0 reviews	wow MSO __________________ 1988 LX Coupe 2.5L, GT35R, 44mm WG, 32psi, C16.

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