When you have an I-HATE-MY-JOB day, please try this.

WAR-PARTY · July 9th, 2007, 06:09 PM

When you have an I-HATE-MY-JOB day, please try this.

On your way home from work stop by at the local pharmacy and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be sure this is the brand-named thermometer you're purchasing.

Proceed to your home, enter and lock the door behind you, lift the telephone receiver off the hook ... You DO NOT want to be disturbed.

Change into comfortable, loose-fitting clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Then open the package and remove the contents, carefully place the thermometer on the table or a surface where it will not be broken, chipped or cracked by mistake.
Then unfold the instructional materials packaged with the thermometer and read in its entirety.

Please remember to read even the small print sections ... THAT'S WHERE THE FUN BEGINS, and where you will find the following statement:

Every Rectal Thermometer manufactured by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested by one of our employees."

Now . Close your eyes and repeat out loud five times.

I am so happy that I do not work in the Quality Control Section in the Thermometer Manufacturing Unit at Johnson & Johnson.

Have a wonderful day today and remember...

THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ASS THAN YOURS!

87foxbodylx · July 9th, 2007, 06:15 PM

96GTRagTop · July 9th, 2007, 06:23 PM

When you have an I-HATE-MY-JOB day, please try this.

go to the local pharmacy and get some eye drops and drop it in the boss coffe at work

BWAL09 · July 9th, 2007, 06:33 PM

Originally Posted by 96GTRagTop

When you have an I-HATE-MY-JOB day, please try this.

go to the local pharmacy and get some eye drops and drop it in the boss coffe at work

what does that do? lol

96GTRagTop · July 9th, 2007, 06:42 PM

hahahaha..........why don't u try it and find out

smoke-em · July 9th, 2007, 06:43 PM

you'll shit your brains out

MSO · July 9th, 2007, 06:48 PM

Originally Posted by 96GTRagTop

When you have an I-HATE-MY-JOB day, please try this.

go to the local pharmacy and get some eye drops and drop it in the boss coffe at work

y not try it in his gas tank too?

96GTRagTop · July 9th, 2007, 06:55 PM

Originally Posted by My'StangOpens

Originally Posted by 96GTRagTop

When you have an I-HATE-MY-JOB day, please try this.

go to the local pharmacy and get some eye drops and drop it in the boss coffe at work

y not try it in his gas tank too?

really?

TurboLX · July 9th, 2007, 07:50 PM

put jello in his gas tank

69fastback · July 9th, 2007, 09:52 PM

I never have one of those days. I love my job.

3.8Coastie · July 9th, 2007, 11:48 PM

i love my job... but if i didnt it wouldnt really matter... im stuck doin it for a few more years lol

06RedfireGT · July 9th, 2007, 11:52 PM

Originally Posted by BWAL09

Originally Posted by 96GTRagTop

When you have an I-HATE-MY-JOB day, please try this.

go to the local pharmacy and get some eye drops and drop it in the boss coffe at work

what does that do? lol

have you ever seen wedding crashers? if you have remember when they were eating dinner and owen wilson puts something into the asshole boy friends drink. then he gets up and is wrapped around the toilet for the rest of the night. ive never done that to anybody before but thats on my "things to do before i die list"

BWAL09 · July 10th, 2007, 12:19 AM

Originally Posted by 69fastback

I never have one of those days. I love my job.

well by all means tell me what you do, i wouldn't mind having a better job

WAR-PARTY · July 10th, 2007, 12:28 AM

Don't ever call me "Twisted" you'll have taken to this to a new low..LMFAO

BWAL09 · July 10th, 2007, 12:29 AM

the word "twisted" is actually the nicest thing i have ever heard anybody call you, WP

69fastback · July 10th, 2007, 06:32 AM

Originally Posted by BWAL09

Originally Posted by 69fastback

I never have one of those days. I love my job.

well by all means tell me what you do, i wouldn't mind having a better job

I fly a King Air 200 and a Lear 60 for a large corporation.

acehogg69 · July 10th, 2007, 12:22 PM

LOL GOOD SHIT

tsp_2177 · July 10th, 2007, 01:07 PM

Originally Posted by 69fastback

Originally Posted by BWAL09

Originally Posted by 69fastback

I never have one of those days. I love my job.

well by all means tell me what you do, i wouldn't mind having a better job

I fly a King Air 200 and a Lear 60 for a large corporation.

hoping to have a job like that one day

jsut flying a crappy little 172 right now

WAR-PARTY · July 10th, 2007, 01:21 PM

Originally Posted by tsp_2177

Originally Posted by 69fastback

Originally Posted by BWAL09

Originally Posted by 69fastback

I never have one of those days. I love my job.

well by all means tell me what you do, i wouldn't mind having a better job

I fly a King Air 200 and a Lear 60 for a large corporation.

hoping to have a job like that one day
jsut flying a crappy little 172 right now

And I tell ya both how to go and when, makes you feel safe to know I'm working you. Welcome to my airspace!

69fastback · July 10th, 2007, 05:53 PM

Originally Posted by WAR-PARTY

Originally Posted by tsp_2177

Originally Posted by 69fastback

Originally Posted by BWAL09

Originally Posted by 69fastback

I never have one of those days. I love my job.

well by all means tell me what you do, i wouldn't mind having a better job

I fly a King Air 200 and a Lear 60 for a large corporation.

hoping to have a job like that one day
jsut flying a crappy little 172 right now

And I tell ya both how to go and when, makes you feel safe to know I'm working you. Welcome to my airspace!

What airspace do you work? I see you're from Flroida and we take the 60s down there a lot. I was in Miami last week.

July 9th, 2007, 06:09 PM	#1
WAR-PARTY Hardcore Enthusiast 2001 YUGO GT Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: GOAT LOCKER PENSACOLA FL Posts: 1,070	When you have an I-HATE-MY-JOB day, please try this. When you have an I-HATE-MY-JOB day, please try this. On your way home from work stop by at the local pharmacy and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be sure this is the brand-named thermometer you're purchasing. Proceed to your home, enter and lock the door behind you, lift the telephone receiver off the hook ... You DO NOT want to be disturbed. Change into comfortable, loose-fitting clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Then open the package and remove the contents, carefully place the thermometer on the table or a surface where it will not be broken, chipped or cracked by mistake. Then unfold the instructional materials packaged with the thermometer and read in its entirety. Please remember to read even the small print sections ... THAT'S WHERE THE FUN BEGINS, and where you will find the following statement: Every Rectal Thermometer manufactured by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested by one of our employees." Now . Close your eyes and repeat out loud five times. I am so happy that I do not work in the Quality Control Section in the Thermometer Manufacturing Unit at Johnson & Johnson. Have a wonderful day today and remember... THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ASS THAN YOURS! __________________ Military Crew Golden Shellback U.S. Navy ret. Been around the world 17 times, seen everything from a Cat fornicating contest to an elephant jack off. When Jesus has a question God tells him 'Go ask the Chief.'

July 9th, 2007, 07:50 PM	#9
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July 9th, 2007, 09:52 PM	#10
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July 10th, 2007, 12:28 AM	#14
WAR-PARTY Hardcore Enthusiast 2001 YUGO GT Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: GOAT LOCKER PENSACOLA FL Posts: 1,070	Don't ever call me "Twisted" you'll have taken to this to a new low..LMFAO __________________ Military Crew Golden Shellback U.S. Navy ret. Been around the world 17 times, seen everything from a Cat fornicating contest to an elephant jack off. When Jesus has a question God tells him 'Go ask the Chief.'

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July 9th, 2007, 06:15 PM	#2
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