Always at de Wal-Mart

WAR-PARTY · July 13th, 2007, 01:56 PM

A office manager at Wal-Mart had to fill a job opening. After sorting
through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally
qualified. He decided to call the four in and ask them only one
question. Their answer would determine which of them would get the job.

The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table, the
interviewer asked, "What is the fastest thing you know of?"

Acknowledging the first man on his right, the man replied, "A THOUGHT"
It just pops
into your head. There's no warning that it's on the way; it's just
there. A thought is the fastest thing I know of."

"That's very good!" replied the interviewer. "And now you sir?" he
asked the second man.

"Hmm! Let me see. A BLINK! It comes and goes and you don't know that it
ever happened.
A BLINK is the fastest thing I know of."

"Excellent!" said the interviewer... "The blink of an eye, that's a
very popular cliche for speed."
He then turned to the third man who was contemplating his reply.

Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the wall
there's a light switch.
When you flip that switch, way out across the pasture the light in the
barn comes on in less than an instant. Yep, TURNING ON A LIGHT is the
fastest thing I can think of."

The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought he
had found his man.
"It's hard to beat the speed of light," he said.

Turning to Bubba, the fourth and final man, the interviewer posed the
same question.
Old Bubba replied, "After hearing the three previous answers, its
obvious to me that the fastest
thing known to man is DIARRHEA." "WHAT!?" said the interviewer,
stunned by the response.

"Oh I can explain." said Old Bubba. "You see the other day I wasn't
feeling good, and I ran for the bathroom, but, before I could THINK,
BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, I SHIT in my pants."

Old Bubba is now the new greeter at a Wal-Mart near you

Murderjetz · July 13th, 2007, 03:08 PM

lol that's a good one....smart guy.

Garhfer · July 13th, 2007, 03:09 PM

Hahaha Diarhea be fucking up people's days everywhere, severe stomach pains and dropping down and shitting in their panties...

venomess · July 13th, 2007, 03:11 PM

diarrhea cha cha cha

TheUNZippee! · July 13th, 2007, 03:19 PM

Fuck me, that's a lot of werdz. I'll read it at a later date. :p

Racerchik02 · July 13th, 2007, 03:31 PM

Pretty damn funny!

06RedfireGT · July 13th, 2007, 03:34 PM

if you get a job at the wal mart by tellin the boss you shit your pants you might be a red neck

blazor · July 13th, 2007, 03:53 PM

haha nice!

MSO · July 13th, 2007, 04:40 PM

yet another good 1

232stang · July 13th, 2007, 08:08 PM

haha thats funny. the greeter at our walmart has been there at least 13 years and well, shes lost it now. when people enter she says goodbye come again, and when people leave she says hi how are you today. i think shes mentally handicapped. i dont see how they can have her as a greeter when shes supposed to check receipts to make sure people dont steal stuff, yet she doesnt even know whos coming or whos going

TheUNZippee! · July 13th, 2007, 11:02 PM

AHAHAHAHA I get it now!

WAR-PARTY · July 14th, 2007, 02:09 AM

I can't wait to get a job as the "Groper" I mean greater.....come here young thing want a cart....he he he he

TheUNZippee! · July 14th, 2007, 02:10 AM

lolz

MSO · July 14th, 2007, 02:18 AM

haha

i can jus imagine what WP looks like

TheUNZippee! · July 14th, 2007, 02:24 AM

WP:

87foxbodylx · July 14th, 2007, 02:25 AM

whats wrong with wal-mart?

rednsilver91 · July 14th, 2007, 11:23 AM

thats not how i got my job there... lol oh.. n' i give everyone permission to rag on wal-mart now cuz i officially hate them and i don't work there anymore anyway.. lol HB knows...... haha

WAR-PARTY · July 14th, 2007, 01:12 PM

Originally Posted by TheUNZippee!

WP:

I owe for that one!

July 13th, 2007, 01:56 PM	#1
WAR-PARTY Hardcore Enthusiast 2001 YUGO GT Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: GOAT LOCKER PENSACOLA FL Posts: 1,700 Blog Entries: 1 iTrader: 0 reviews	Always at de Wal-Mart A office manager at Wal-Mart had to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified. He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them would get the job. The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table, the interviewer asked, "What is the fastest thing you know of?" Acknowledging the first man on his right, the man replied, "A THOUGHT" It just pops into your head. There's no warning that it's on the way; it's just there. A thought is the fastest thing I know of." "That's very good!" replied the interviewer. "And now you sir?" he asked the second man. "Hmm! Let me see. A BLINK! It comes and goes and you don't know that it ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know of." "Excellent!" said the interviewer... "The blink of an eye, that's a very popular cliche for speed." He then turned to the third man who was contemplating his reply. Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the wall there's a light switch. When you flip that switch, way out across the pasture the light in the barn comes on in less than an instant. Yep, TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of." The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought he had found his man. "It's hard to beat the speed of light," he said. Turning to Bubba, the fourth and final man, the interviewer posed the same question. Old Bubba replied, "After hearing the three previous answers, its obvious to me that the fastest thing known to man is DIARRHEA." "WHAT!?" said the interviewer, stunned by the response. "Oh I can explain." said Old Bubba. "You see the other day I wasn't feeling good, and I ran for the bathroom, but, before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, I SHIT in my pants." Old Bubba is now the new greeter at a Wal-Mart near you __________________ How I met my wife! Our first date...

July 13th, 2007, 03:08 PM	#2
Murderjetz Hardcore Enthusiast Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Manitoba, Canada Posts: 1,001 iTrader: 0 reviews	lol that's a good one....smart guy. __________________ Listen to my music \| Visit my garage

July 13th, 2007, 03:09 PM	#3
Garhfer Hardcore Enthusiast 2004 Mustang GT Conv. Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Edgewater, FL Posts: 1,793 iTrader: 0 reviews	Hahaha Diarhea be fucking up people's days everywhere, severe stomach pains and dropping down and shitting in their panties... __________________ 2004 GT Boosted by Vortech

July 13th, 2007, 03:11 PM	#4
venomess Newbie Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Edgewater, FL Posts: 37 iTrader: 0 reviews	diarrhea cha cha cha __________________ 2005 PT Cruiser = "The Mom Mobile"

July 13th, 2007, 03:31 PM	#6
Racerchik02 Enthusiast Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: the other side of the screen... Posts: 696 iTrader: 0 reviews	Pretty damn funny! __________________ Preview for Street Racers Gone Wild - Putfile.com "The Official Hottie of MM" The Future Mrs. Mofobucs

July 13th, 2007, 03:34 PM	#7
06RedfireGT One Man Wolf Pack 2006 Mustang GT 13ish....maybe Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Regulatin On Some OGs Posts: 22,492 iTrader: 2 reviews	if you get a job at the wal mart by tellin the boss you shit your pants you might be a red neck __________________ ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ

July 13th, 2007, 03:53 PM	#8
blazor Regular Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Orange County Posts: 302 iTrader: 0 reviews	haha nice! __________________ -01 V6 Coupe 5 Speed -02 GT Convertible 5 Speed

July 13th, 2007, 04:40 PM	#9
MSO Banned Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: アメリカ Posts: 5,933 iTrader: 0 reviews	yet another good 1 __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] [SIZE="5"][FONT="Arial Black"]OBEY THE FACE![/FONT][/SIZE] Edited By Moderator. Next time will be a ban.

July 14th, 2007, 02:09 AM	#12
WAR-PARTY Hardcore Enthusiast 2001 YUGO GT Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: GOAT LOCKER PENSACOLA FL Posts: 1,700 Blog Entries: 1 iTrader: 0 reviews	I can't wait to get a job as the "Groper" I mean greater.....come here young thing want a cart....he he he he __________________ How I met my wife! Our first date...

July 14th, 2007, 02:18 AM	#14
MSO Banned Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: アメリカ Posts: 5,933 iTrader: 0 reviews	haha i can jus imagine what WP looks like __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] [SIZE="5"][FONT="Arial Black"]OBEY THE FACE![/FONT][/SIZE] Edited By Moderator. Next time will be a ban.

July 14th, 2007, 02:25 AM	#16
87foxbodylx Enthusiast 1987 Mustang LX 13.9@102.43 Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Ephrata PA Posts: 647 iTrader: 0 reviews	whats wrong with wal-mart?

July 14th, 2007, 11:23 AM	#17
rednsilver91 MM Fanatic 2001 Mustang GT Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 4,224 iTrader: 0 reviews	thats not how i got my job there... lol oh.. n' i give everyone permission to rag on wal-mart now cuz i officially hate them and i don't work there anymore anyway.. lol HB knows...... haha __________________ 8t6 + Red = Cooler than you! Official MM Zeppelineers - Founding Member Proud Member of Los Latinos Unidos de Modded Mustangs MM Hottie Club Member

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