One for the ladies Of MM

WAR-PARTY · July 13th, 2007, 02:42 PM

You may not know this but many nonliving things have a gender.

Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see
right through them.

Copiers are Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm
them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right
buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are
pushed.

A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.

A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have
to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.

Sponges are Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.

A Web Page is Female, because it's always getting hit on.

A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people
up.

An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the
bottom.

A Hammer is Male , because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000
years, but it's handy to have around.

A Remote Control is Female. Ha! You thought it'd be male , didn't you?
But consider this - it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it,
and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps
trying!

TheUNZippee! · July 13th, 2007, 02:58 PM

*furiously humps his remote control*

06RedfireGT · July 13th, 2007, 03:29 PM

Originally Posted by TheUNZippee!

*furiously humps his remote control*

stop it you gonna make me pee my pants

venomess · July 13th, 2007, 03:44 PM

Garhfer · July 13th, 2007, 03:45 PM

venomess · July 13th, 2007, 03:45 PM

Racerchik02 · July 13th, 2007, 03:47 PM

That is great!!!!...thanks for the laugh!

Luis_GT · July 13th, 2007, 03:57 PM

Originally Posted by TheUNZippee!

*furiously humps his remote control*

oldernewbie · July 13th, 2007, 04:28 PM

Originally Posted by TheUNZippee!

*furiously humps his remote control*

Is it better than a sock?

TheUNZippee! · July 13th, 2007, 04:29 PM

Dude. Don't discount the values of a nice fuzzy sock. Seriously.

oldernewbie · July 13th, 2007, 04:36 PM

Originally Posted by TheUNZippee!

Dude. Don't discount the values of a nice fuzzy sock. Seriously.

It would never happen...socks are truth!

TheUNZippee! · July 13th, 2007, 04:38 PM

Originally Posted by oldernewbie

Originally Posted by TheUNZippee!

Dude. Don't discount the values of a nice fuzzy sock. Seriously.

It would never happen...socks are truth!

And crunchy. roflmfao

MSO · July 13th, 2007, 04:45 PM

i think WP and zip hav to be the best tag-team comedians on this site lol

TheUNZippee! · July 13th, 2007, 04:51 PM

lol ty sir

rednsilver91 · July 14th, 2007, 11:07 AM

omg that was so funny! hahaha.. and zip.. try not to hurt yourself humping random nonliving objects... lol

MSO · July 14th, 2007, 11:15 AM

haha, zip likes his shifter knob too, but he wont admit it

:wink

Cricket · July 14th, 2007, 11:52 AM

any else here realize how racer chick, and remote control both have the same initials...RC?

Coincidence?

Racerchik02 · July 14th, 2007, 11:57 AM

Originally Posted by Cricket

any else here realize how racer chick, and remote control both have the same initials...RC?

Coincidence?

HAHAHAHA

see...most men can't live without me...I'm just that good! :wink

MSO · July 14th, 2007, 11:57 AM

i think not :wink

Racerchik02 · July 14th, 2007, 12:33 PM

Don't knock it til you try it lol

July 13th, 2007, 02:42 PM	#1
WAR-PARTY Hardcore Enthusiast 2001 YUGO GT Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: GOAT LOCKER PENSACOLA FL Posts: 1,700 Blog Entries: 1 iTrader: 0 reviews	One for the ladies Of MM You may not know this but many nonliving things have a gender. Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. Copiers are Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed. A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated. A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part. Sponges are Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water. A Web Page is Female, because it's always getting hit on. A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up. An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom. A Hammer is Male , because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around. A Remote Control is Female. Ha! You thought it'd be male , didn't you? But consider this - it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying! __________________ How I met my wife! Our first date...

July 13th, 2007, 03:44 PM	#4
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July 13th, 2007, 03:45 PM	#6
venomess Newbie Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Edgewater, FL Posts: 37 iTrader: 0 reviews	__________________ 2005 PT Cruiser = "The Mom Mobile"

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Racerchik02 Enthusiast Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: the other side of the screen... Posts: 696 iTrader: 0 reviews	That is great!!!!...thanks for the laugh! __________________ Preview for Street Racers Gone Wild - Putfile.com "The Official Hottie of MM" The Future Mrs. Mofobucs

July 13th, 2007, 04:45 PM	#13
MSO Banned Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: アメリカ Posts: 5,933 iTrader: 0 reviews	i think WP and zip hav to be the best tag-team comedians on this site lol __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] [SIZE="5"][FONT="Arial Black"]OBEY THE FACE![/FONT][/SIZE] Edited By Moderator. Next time will be a ban.

July 14th, 2007, 11:07 AM	#15
rednsilver91 MM Fanatic 2001 Mustang GT Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 4,224 iTrader: 0 reviews	omg that was so funny! hahaha.. and zip.. try not to hurt yourself humping random nonliving objects... lol __________________ 8t6 + Red = Cooler than you! Official MM Zeppelineers - Founding Member Proud Member of Los Latinos Unidos de Modded Mustangs MM Hottie Club Member

July 14th, 2007, 11:15 AM	#16
MSO Banned Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: アメリカ Posts: 5,933 iTrader: 0 reviews	haha, zip likes his shifter knob too, but he wont admit it :wink __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] [SIZE="5"][FONT="Arial Black"]OBEY THE FACE![/FONT][/SIZE] Edited By Moderator. Next time will be a ban.

July 14th, 2007, 11:57 AM	#19
MSO Banned Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: アメリカ Posts: 5,933 iTrader: 0 reviews	i think not :wink __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] [SIZE="5"][FONT="Arial Black"]OBEY THE FACE![/FONT][/SIZE] Edited By Moderator. Next time will be a ban.

July 14th, 2007, 12:33 PM	#20
Racerchik02 Enthusiast Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: the other side of the screen... Posts: 696 iTrader: 0 reviews	Don't knock it til you try it lol __________________ Preview for Street Racers Gone Wild - Putfile.com "The Official Hottie of MM" The Future Mrs. Mofobucs

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