My pee pee caught a cold and is drippie

WAR-PARTY · July 14th, 2007, 11:44 PM

Why the fuck do they always ask at the doctor's office why you are
there, and you have to answer in front of others what's wrong and
sometimes it is embarrassing.
There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell
her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. I know most
of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it.
An 86 year old man (War Party’s dad) walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk.... The Receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor
for today?"
"There's something wrong with my dick", he replied.
The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a
crowded waiting room and say things like that."
"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.
The Receptionist replied; "Now you've caused some embarrassment in this
room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with
your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor
in private."
The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people questions in a room full of
strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone. The man walked out,
waited several minutes and then re-entered.
The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes??"
"There's something wrong with my ear", he stated.
The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her
advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir??"

"I can't piss out of it," he replied.
The waiting room erupted in laughter.
Mess with seniors and you're gonna lose!

Tony_90fox · July 14th, 2007, 11:47 PM

LOL, good one!!!

MSO · July 14th, 2007, 11:48 PM

good one WP!!

TurboLX · July 14th, 2007, 11:53 PM

stanglifemike · July 15th, 2007, 12:29 AM

Thats good!!

06RedfireGT · July 15th, 2007, 12:43 AM

WP's dad FTW

Luis_GT · July 15th, 2007, 02:01 AM

Garhfer · July 15th, 2007, 03:55 AM

oldernewbie · July 15th, 2007, 07:27 AM

It only gets better...

neverfastenough1 · July 15th, 2007, 10:41 AM

Thats a funny.

ItalianBullitt754 · July 17th, 2007, 03:49 AM

"Whats wrong with your ear sir?"
"I can't piss out of it"

Lol!

neverfastenough1 · July 17th, 2007, 04:21 AM

Originally Posted by ItalianBullitt754

"Whats wrong with your ear sir?"
"I can't piss out of it"

Lol!

Welcome to the site Italian. Hated to see you get scammed. Hope you get those skirts soon. Oh yeah, ha ha, I will be back to the states long before you.

acehogg69 · July 17th, 2007, 08:34 AM

Good stuff

July 14th, 2007, 11:44 PM	#1
WAR-PARTY Hardcore Enthusiast 2001 YUGO GT Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: GOAT LOCKER PENSACOLA FL Posts: 1,701 Blog Entries: 1 iTrader: 0 reviews	My pee pee caught a cold and is drippie Why the fuck do they always ask at the doctor's office why you are there, and you have to answer in front of others what's wrong and sometimes it is embarrassing. There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it. An 86 year old man (War Party’s dad) walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk.... The Receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?" "There's something wrong with my dick", he replied. The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that." "Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said. The Receptionist replied; "Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private." The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people questions in a room full of strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone. The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered. The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes??" "There's something wrong with my ear", he stated. The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir??" "I can't piss out of it," he replied. The waiting room erupted in laughter. Mess with seniors and you're gonna lose! __________________ How I met my wife! Our first date... Last edited by WAR-PARTY; December 6th, 2007 at 08:32 PM.

July 14th, 2007, 11:47 PM	#2
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July 14th, 2007, 11:48 PM	#3
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July 15th, 2007, 03:55 AM	#8
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July 15th, 2007, 07:27 AM	#9
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July 15th, 2007, 10:41 AM	#10
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July 17th, 2007, 03:49 AM	#11
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July 17th, 2007, 08:34 AM	#13
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