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July 17th, 2007, 09:00 PM
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2001 YUGO GT
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: GOAT LOCKER PENSACOLA FL
Posts: 1,700
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X-RATED RIDDLES
X-RATED RIDDLES
Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again Q. What's a mixed feeling? A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car. Q. What's the height of conceit? A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name. Q. What's the definition of macho? A. Jogging home from your vasectomy. Q. What's the difference Between a G-Spot and a golf ball? A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball. Q. Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex? A. They spray paint X's on the back of the sheep that kick! Q. Why is divorce so expensive? A. Because it's worth it! Q. What is a Yankee? A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone. Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common? A. They both like a tight seal. Q. What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common? A. Their balls are just for decoration. Q.What is the difference between "ooooooh"and "aaaaaaah"? A. About three inches. Q. Why do Gay men wear ribbed condoms? A. For traction in the mud. Q: What's the difference between purple and pink? A. The grip. Q. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony? A. It's not hard. Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A: Kick his sister in the jaw. Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: 45 pounds. Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? A: 45 minutes. Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? A: Breasts don't have eyes. Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love? A. The swallow. Q: What is the difference between medium and rare? A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare. Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning? A . They don't have balls to scratch! OH, don't groan. You know darn well you're going to send this on to somebody.
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July 17th, 2007, 10:04 PM
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1987 Mustang LX
13.9@102.43
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Ephrata PA
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HONDA: Hold on, Not done Accelerating A girl's legs are her best friends, but the best of friends must part. LIVE Tag- foxbody87 
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July 17th, 2007, 11:19 PM
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2002 BMW 530i
don't know and don't care
Join Date: Mar 2007
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July 18th, 2007, 12:34 AM
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2006 Mustang GT
13ish....maybe
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Regulatin On Some OGs
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heres one-
Q:Whats white, powdery and can be found in panties? A:Clitty Litter
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July 18th, 2007, 12:40 AM
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1995 BMW 325i
Join Date: Nov 2006
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July 18th, 2007, 01:01 AM
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One Man Wolf Pack
2006 Mustang GT
13ish....maybe
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Regulatin On Some OGs
Posts: 22,492
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well it could have fallen out of the vagina during the foot pursuit
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