[Racerchik02]

Ok since we are a bunch of horn dogs...thought maybe we could share some of those "tricks" we have picked up over the years...

I'll start with a lil old skool... ICE! Woohoo... simple... usually readily available and one hell of an experience!...yeah it's great in the mouth...but also amazing in the hole! it wont hurt her I promise! The warmth of her and you pumping melts the ice...and makes for a good time lol... Just make sure to put a towel down on the bed so that you don't end up sleeping in a lake lol


What you guys got???

[TheUNZippee!]

Bowling for orgasms. That's where I hold you on my hand like a 10 pin bowling ball while simultaneously stimulating your clitoris either orally or with my free thumb. How many fingers go in the vagina & anus depends on the mood & the woman. lol

[03 R Code]

cucumbers and lots of Red Bull......

Not for me (I swear)

[TheUNZippee!]

I too have employed the cucumbers. However. A little tip, no pun intended: warm the cucumber up by running it under warm tap water. I once took a fresh cucumber out of the crisper and utilized that, and she almost hit the ceiling. Nobody likes a chilly vagina. lol

[Juggalo_X]

Originally Posted by Racerchik02 Ok since we are a bunch of horn dogs...thought maybe we could share some of those "tricks" we have picked up over the years... I'll start with a lil old skool... ICE! Woohoo... simple... usually readily available and one hell of an experience!...yeah it's great in the mouth...but also amazing in the hole! it wont hurt her I promise! Just make sure to put a towel down on the bed so that you don't end up sleeping in a lake lol What you guys got???

Dentine Ice Midnight Shiver i think its called has the menthol in it. has the same effects of ice with out the frost bite and it lasts about 20-30 min :wink

[Juggalo_X]

Originally Posted by TheUNZippee! I too have employed the cucumbers. However. A little tip, no pun intended: warm the cucumber up by running it under warm tap water. I once took a fresh cucumber out of the crisper and utilized that, and she almost hit the ceiling. Nobody likes a chilly vagina. lol

did u eat it after atleast?

[TheUNZippee!]

Using a knuckle is also quite handy, so to speak, to stimulate her chewing gum. The back of the knuckle, where the tougher skin is. And you rub, you cavemen, you don't punch. Although I'm not sure why you would be punching your old lady in the box. lol

[TheUNZippee!]

Originally Posted by Juggalo_X did u eat it after atleast?

Yes.

[Juggalo_X]

Originally Posted by TheUNZippee! Using a knuckle is also quite handy, so to speak, to stimulate her chewing gum. The back of the knuckle, where the tougher skin is. And you rub, you cavemen, you don't punch. Although I'm not sure why you would be punching your old lady in the box. lol

dude ur fuckin hilarious.

[Racerchik02]

Originally Posted by TheUNZippee! Using a knuckle is also quite handy, so to speak, to stimulate her chewing gum. The back of the knuckle, where the tougher skin is. And you rub, you cavemen, you don't punch. Although I'm not sure why you would be punching your old lady in the box. lol

hallelujah

She don't want it rough right then and there!

[TheUNZippee!]

Originally Posted by Juggalo_X Originally Posted by TheUNZippee! Using a knuckle is also quite handy, so to speak, to stimulate her chewing gum. The back of the knuckle, where the tougher skin is. And you rub, you cavemen, you don't punch. Although I'm not sure why you would be punching your old lady in the box. lol dude ur fuckin hilarious.

lol, thanks, but I'm not joking on that one.

[Racerchik02]

[fogged306]

The lick trick... lick the clit once every 15 sec. while you tease the thighs, lips, nipples, ect.. make sure its a good lick though, drag your tongue slow and hard. Takes a little while, but the orgasm is pretty intense.

[00vabchgt]

instead of just thrusting away, slow down and try rolling your hips in a circular motion. my old lady swears my it.

[Racerchik02]

Ok this one takes a little planning but FUN!

Warning: only for those in shape and flexible...don't want anyone throwing their back out lol
1. go to store pre-coital activity
2. purchase a shower curtain...yes I said a shower curtain! and a bottle of baby oil
3. go home...open up shower curtain lay over bed or floor (your preference)
4. pour baby oil over curtain and yourselves
5. you and your partner(s) go at it!

WooHoo!

[TheUNZippee!]

Yeah it also depends on the woman. You just have to move around on top of her until you hit the sweet spot. The first thing to do if you're in the missionary position is to just move up on her, so that your rod is dragging against her heynannynanny button. Then try moving around so that you're say, off to one side or the other, so that you're not parallel to each other kinda thing. Start slow. Your average woman likes it slow, until they're about to climax, at which point you should be hitting it like a jcakhammer. ~tee-hee~

[MSO]

u guys are up at 10:30 in the damn morning talkin about sex..

[Racerchik02]

I'm the only chick in here but maybe more will come...so here is one for the ladies...go down so where you are in between his legs...while you are ummm bobbin for apples (hehe) look him dead in the eyes...make him watch you...makes them go crazy!

[fogged306]

Originally Posted by My'StangOpens u guys are up at 10:30 in the damn morning talkin about sex..

and?

[TheUNZippee!]

And don't forget, oral sex can be performed in more than the missionary position. Put her face down in a pillow (gently, no need to kill her. Yet. lol) Lift her bum up in the air, push her knees apart, and attach your mouth to her. If your nose should 'accidentally' go in her anus, you're doing it correctly. If she tries to wriggle away from you after climaxing, simply wrap your arms around her thighs and lift her bum off the bed. She ain't going anywhere now. Keep licking/sucking/poking/rubbing/sniffing. lol

Ahhh, sometimes being old does have it's advantages. lmao