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Old July 25th, 2007, 10:27 PM   #1
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OK I'm forced do to lack of funny posts


Three little ducks go into a Bar......
Say, what's your name?' the bartender asked the first duck.

'Huey,' was the reply.

'How's your day been, Huey?'
'Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day. What
else could a duck want?' said Huey.

'Oh. That's nice,' said the bartender. He turned to the second duck,
'Hi, and what's your name?'

'Dewey,' came the answer from duck number two.
'So how's your day been, Dewey! ?' he asked.
'Great. Lovely day. I've had a ball too. Been in and out of puddles all
day myself. What else could a duck want?'

The bartender turned to the third duck and said, 'So, you must be
Louie?'

'No,' she said, batting her eyelashes.

'My name is Puddles.'

Now tell me YOU'RE NOT going to Forward THIS.
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Old July 25th, 2007, 10:28 PM   #2
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there goes WP with another funny post
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Old July 25th, 2007, 10:31 PM   #3
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haha do ducks have penises?
 
Old July 26th, 2007, 01:04 AM   #4
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Originally Posted by nba1341
haha do ducks have penises?
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Old July 26th, 2007, 01:04 AM   #5
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nah manginas
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Old July 26th, 2007, 01:07 AM   #6
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i have a pet duck :p
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Old July 26th, 2007, 01:08 AM   #7
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Originally Posted by BWAL09
i have a pet duck :p
Is his name gary?
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nope, its daffy lol
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thats funny. the girl on the phone seems to like it to shes cracking up laughing
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lol good one!
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