[JASonic]

So I got this orange dog. He's a mut. He likes to smoke pot and drink an occasional beer. To protect his identity, we'll call him Odie.

So for the last week Odies been acting like an ass. Gettin into shit and wreckin the kids stuff.

I go ahead a lock Odie in the kitchen to keep the idiot out of trouble. Well, for some reason he starts barfing so I throw his ass outside. When he starts looking better, I bring the boy back in. Sure enough, he starts yackin again making a mess. To make things worse he starts shittin all over. This goes on for about a week off and on. I was gonna take him to the vet but, Im just too cheap and he was still eating and everything.

Finally one day, I seen him start doin the puke hump thing they do and Im like runnin to try and kick his ass outside. Sure enough, Im too late.
But this time was different. Smelled like metal. Like a Penny. Seriously disgusting. Made me gag! When I was cleaning this stuff up I noticed what looked like a hair ball. What the hell was it? After close examination, I determined it was an S.O.S pad. CHRIST! Cant believe hes not dead. He had it in him for a week. He got pissed off and bored in the kitchen so he ate some steel wool. Dogs are so friekin stupid.

[blazor]

darwin says he should be dead. wow, well congrats on still having him alive. hopeful he wont eat steel wool anymore. dogs are dumb, you would think that if you had something like that in your mouth, you would spit it out before you swallowed it and be like "wtf is that, im getting the hell away from that"

[BWAL]

atleast he didnt swallow a 9 volt battery too

[gooberhead320]

i have a similar problem with my dog. i just posted it in the clubhouse

MY DOGGIE is the title

[El_Cangri]

hahaha imagine if the dog swalloed 9 volt battery and a light bulb.. then u could use him to ligth ur room

[Racerchik02]

I used to have 2 pits when I lived in NY that I bred...when I got my female...she was EVIL! she would eat EVERYTHING...once she ate an entire bowl of chocolate valentines candies...The worst was when I came home and she had dug under the bed and ate an entire shoebox that was full of firecrackers...all the gun powder, chocolate and anything she could get her mouth on and not one single friggin health problem!

[TheUNZippee!]

Good thing he didn't swallow a used condom. Nobody likes a spitter.

[G.T. Rags]

Originally Posted by TheUNZippee! Good thing he didn't swallow a used condom. Nobody likes a spitter.

Zip.......i love u man....

anyway, that dog should def have some issues. One time my 14 lb dog at a roach clip that was the size of my pinky ( ), my mom found him doing it, then 30 minutes later dog just wouldn't move and was staring into space.

we brought him to the vette E.R. they pumped it out of his stomach and told us he woulda been fine anyway, it was just pot.

Damned dog must have been tripping for day atleast....

[TheUNZippee!]

Body high FTMFW!!

[oldernewbie]

Originally Posted by TheUNZippee! Good thing he didn't swallow a used condom. Nobody likes a spitter.

That is sooo gross! could you substitute "Sock" for "Condom".

[06RedfireGT]

Originally Posted by TheUNZippee! Good thing I swallow. Nobody likes a spitter.

fix T

[Racerchik02]

Originally Posted by 06RedfireGT Originally Posted by TheUNZippee! Good thing I swallow. Nobody likes a spitter. fix T

Thanks...NEW SIG ALERT!

[06RedfireGT]

Originally Posted by 96GTRagTop Zip.......i love ur manhood....

fix T

[TheUNZippee!]

Why is everyone so obsessed with my log & it's emissions? I should put you all in a room together and uhh....hose you all down.

[06RedfireGT]

Originally Posted by TheUNZippee! Why is everyone so obsessed with my twig & it's yellow dribbles? I should put you all in a room together and uhh....let you make fun of my tiny pee pee

fix T