Just gotta love the Tex-icans

WAR-PARTY · August 1st, 2007, 01:29 AM

Only in Texas my friends.... Only in Texas .....
A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a
sheriff's Deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than
the Deputy because he is a lawyer from New York and is
certain that he has a better
education then any Cop from Houston, Texas. He
decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at
the Texas Deputy's expense.
The Deputy says," License and registration, please."
"What for?" says the lawyer.

The Deputy says, "You didn't come to a complete stop
at the stop sign."

Then the lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was
coming."

"You still didn't come to a complete stop, Says the
Deputy. License and registration, please."
The lawyer says, "What's the difference?"
"The difference is you have to come to complete stop,
that's the law. License and registration, please!"
the Deputy says.

Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference
between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license
and registration; and you give me the ticket. If not,
you let me go and don't give me the ticket."

"That sounds fair. Please exit your vehicle, sir,"
the Deputy says.
At this point, the Deputy takes out his nightstick
and starts beating the ever-loving sh -- out of the
lawyer and says, "Do you want me to stop, or just slow
down?"

gills99stang · August 1st, 2007, 01:57 AM

lol

Youngin · August 1st, 2007, 03:15 AM

ROFL WP where do you get all this hahahaha

gooberhead320 · August 1st, 2007, 03:46 AM

haha that was funny.

a man never reveals where he finds his funnies so that no one can take the funny man name away from the funny man

but it sounded smart

acehogg69 · August 1st, 2007, 07:39 AM

LOL good one!

232stang · August 1st, 2007, 08:11 PM

oh i love it! im from houston

flattusmaximus78 · August 1st, 2007, 11:13 PM

my dad printed this out and came home. I read it out loud in front of some friends.... funniest thing I have read in a LONG time.

06RedfireGT · August 2nd, 2007, 03:15 AM

did you get this from 10-7.com?

2000Si · August 2nd, 2007, 10:16 PM

Somebody added the houston part. I've heard that before.

August 1st, 2007, 01:29 AM	#1
WAR-PARTY Hardcore Enthusiast 2001 YUGO GT Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: GOAT LOCKER PENSACOLA FL Posts: 1,700 Blog Entries: 1 iTrader: 0 reviews	Just gotta love the Tex-icans Only in Texas my friends.... Only in Texas ..... A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's Deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the Deputy because he is a lawyer from New York and is certain that he has a better education then any Cop from Houston, Texas. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Texas Deputy's expense. The Deputy says," License and registration, please." "What for?" says the lawyer. The Deputy says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign." Then the lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming." "You still didn't come to a complete stop, Says the Deputy. License and registration, please." The lawyer says, "What's the difference?" "The difference is you have to come to complete stop, that's the law. License and registration, please!" the Deputy says. Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration; and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket." "That sounds fair. Please exit your vehicle, sir," the Deputy says. At this point, the Deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating the ever-loving sh -- out of the lawyer and says, "Do you want me to stop, or just slow down?" __________________ How I met my wife! Our first date...

August 1st, 2007, 01:57 AM	#2
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August 1st, 2007, 03:15 AM	#3
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August 1st, 2007, 07:39 AM	#5
acehogg69 Hardcore Enthusiast 06 GT with bolt ons I sucked Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Cheese country!! aka WI Posts: 1,090 iTrader: 0 reviews	LOL good one! __________________ Kyle Busch Haters Club!! Member Uno! Tony wrote "Blowers blow, turbos suck, and nitrous rules!!! lol " Borla cattless L/T's topped with Flowmasters , Roush short throw, JLT2 CAI w/ X-CAL2 from Brenspeed, Bullit 18X9 and 18X10 deep dish.

August 1st, 2007, 11:13 PM	#7
flattusmaximus78 I Post Entirely Way Too Much 1993 5.ohhhh 12.97 @140mph Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Gatorland Posts: 6,122 iTrader: 3 reviews	my dad printed this out and came home. I read it out loud in front of some friends.... funniest thing I have read in a LONG time. __________________ 02 Pewter z28, hoosiers/lid/exhaust/spray...125mph 1993 gt Sold, already missed --Moates Quarter horse $225-- --Cobra intake $150-- --tremec 3550 bell and shifter $1100--

August 2nd, 2007, 03:15 AM	#8
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August 2nd, 2007, 10:16 PM	#9
2000Si Enthusiast Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In my house. Posts: 975 iTrader: 0 reviews	Somebody added the houston part. I've heard that before.

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