10 Husbands and still a virgin

TurboLX · August 2nd, 2007, 01:16 PM

Ten Husbands, Still a Virgin

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from field services; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from finance and administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in marketing; although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychologist; all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"

BWAL · August 2nd, 2007, 01:22 PM

priceless.

WAR-PARTY · August 2nd, 2007, 01:24 PM

LMFAO

G.T. Rags · August 2nd, 2007, 01:25 PM

Originally Posted by BWAL09

priceless.

yea

it really was, wasn't it

BWAL · August 2nd, 2007, 01:28 PM

Originally Posted by 96GTRagTop

Originally Posted by BWAL09

priceless.

yea

it really was, wasn't it

yeah.

it sure was.

for sure.

gooberhead320 · August 2nd, 2007, 01:34 PM

haha i like the stamp collector one

Juggalo_X · August 2nd, 2007, 01:37 PM

she could have married a politician as well they are always screwing people

G.T. Rags · August 2nd, 2007, 02:58 PM

Originally Posted by BWAL09

Originally Posted by 96GTRagTop

Originally Posted by BWAL09

priceless.

yea

it really was, wasn't it

yeah.

it sure was.

for sure.

noob · August 2nd, 2007, 03:22 PM

Originally Posted by Juggalo_X

she could have married a politician as well they are always screwing people

the politician would have just lied to you and said he was going to do it and it would never happen.

Juggalo_X · August 2nd, 2007, 03:23 PM

Originally Posted by noob

Originally Posted by Juggalo_X

she could have married a politician as well they are always screwing people

the politician would have just lied to you and said he was going to do it and it would never happen.

touchee

MSO · August 2nd, 2007, 04:55 PM

thats a WP-quality joke right there!

lol

DanishStallion · August 2nd, 2007, 05:04 PM

haha that was a new one for me. really good! thanks for sharing

Racerchik02 · August 2nd, 2007, 05:15 PM

I WANT TO MARRY A STAMP COLLECTOR!!!!!!

06RedfireGT · August 2nd, 2007, 06:07 PM

Originally Posted by Racerchik02

I WANT TO MARRY A STAMP COLLECTOR!!!!!!

LMAO

2000Si · August 2nd, 2007, 10:11 PM

Originally Posted by Racerchik02

I WANT TO MARRY A STAMP COLLECTOR!!!!!!

Did I mention I started a new hobby the other week?

03 R Code · August 2nd, 2007, 10:41 PM

Originally Posted by Racerchik02

I WANT TO MARRY A STAMP COLLECTOR!!!!!!

I swear these are all mine!

Hourofpain · August 3rd, 2007, 04:44 PM

Originally Posted by Juggalo_X

she could have married a politician as well they are always screwing people

I think she was afraid of getting screwed over lol

acehogg69 · August 3rd, 2007, 08:08 PM

turbo...

...where do you come up with this?

August 2nd, 2007, 04:55 PM	#11
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August 2nd, 2007, 05:04 PM	#12
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August 2nd, 2007, 05:15 PM	#13
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August 3rd, 2007, 08:08 PM	#18
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TurboLX I Post Entirely Way Too Much 1988 Mustang LX Turbo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: NY Posts: 8,778 Blog Entries: 1 iTrader: 0 reviews	10 Husbands and still a virgin Ten Husbands, Still a Virgin A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?" "Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband #2 was in software services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was from field services; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up. Husband #4 was in telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. Husband #5 was an engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband #6 was from finance and administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not. Husband #7 was in marketing; although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it. Husband #8 was a psychologist; all he ever did was talk about it. Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it. Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!" "Good," said the new husband, "but, why?" "You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!" __________________ 1988 LX Coupe 2.5L, GT35R, 44mm WG, 32psi, C16.

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August 2nd, 2007, 01:37 PM	#7
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