CEO Party

TurboLX · August 8th, 2007, 01:57 PM

A CEO (and member of Forbes 400!) throwing a party takes his executives on a tour of his opulent mansion. In the back of the property, the CEO has the largest swimming pool any of them has ever seen. The huge pool, however, is filled with hungry alligators. The CEO says to his executives "I think an executive should be measured by courage. Courage is what made me CEO. So this is my challenge to each of you: if anyone has enough courage to dive into the pool, swim through those alligators, and make it to the other side, I will give that person anything they desire. My job, my money, my house, anything!"
Everyone laughs at the outrageous offer and proceeds to follow the CEO on the tour of the estate. Suddenly, they hear a loud splash. Everyone turns around and sees the CFO (Chief Financial Officer) in the pool, swimming for his life. He dodges the alligators left and right and makes it to the edge of the pool with seconds to spare. He pulls himself out just as a huge alligator snaps at his shoes. The flabbergasted CEO approaches the CFO and says, "You are amazing. I've never seen anything like it in my life. You are brave beyond measure and anything I own is yours. Tell me what I can do for you."

The CFO, panting for breath, looks up and says, "You can tell me who the hell pushed me in the pool!!"

TurboLX · August 8th, 2007, 04:58 PM

Onemanzu · August 8th, 2007, 05:02 PM

ha you just laughed at you own joke... i haven't even read it yet but you laughing first is funny as hell

TurboLX · August 8th, 2007, 05:08 PM

it was just a bump

Onemanzu · August 8th, 2007, 05:14 PM

that is funny though

gooberhead320 · August 8th, 2007, 07:00 PM

turbo = :lame

HMUSN · August 8th, 2007, 07:01 PM

Originally Posted by gooberhead320

turbo = sucks at the internet

we know man... we know

gooberhead320 · August 8th, 2007, 07:02 PM

haha

TurboLX · August 8th, 2007, 07:16 PM

oh c'mon you know it was funny

gooberhead320 · August 8th, 2007, 07:17 PM

it was funny. i was lauging cause you lauged at your own joke

TurboLX · August 8th, 2007, 11:25 PM

and whats wrong with that?

TurboLX · August 8th, 2007, 11:25 PM

and whats wrong with that?

BWAL · August 8th, 2007, 11:33 PM

stop double posting

BWAL · August 8th, 2007, 11:33 PM

stop double posting

TurboLX · August 9th, 2007, 12:21 AM

says the guy wo just double posted

gooberhead320 · August 9th, 2007, 12:42 AM

i think he did it on purpose, person who sucks at the internet lol

06RedfireGT · August 9th, 2007, 12:44 AM

06RedfireGT · August 9th, 2007, 12:44 AM

G.T. Rags · August 9th, 2007, 12:47 AM

yea........u even tried to sabotage me so it would seem that u didn't suck as much

nba1341 · August 9th, 2007, 12:49 AM

not

but

August 8th, 2007, 01:57 PM	#1
TurboLX I Post Entirely Way Too Much 1988 Mustang LX Turbo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: NY Posts: 8,778 Blog Entries: 1 iTrader: 0 reviews	CEO Party A CEO (and member of Forbes 400!) throwing a party takes his executives on a tour of his opulent mansion. In the back of the property, the CEO has the largest swimming pool any of them has ever seen. The huge pool, however, is filled with hungry alligators. The CEO says to his executives "I think an executive should be measured by courage. Courage is what made me CEO. So this is my challenge to each of you: if anyone has enough courage to dive into the pool, swim through those alligators, and make it to the other side, I will give that person anything they desire. My job, my money, my house, anything!" Everyone laughs at the outrageous offer and proceeds to follow the CEO on the tour of the estate. Suddenly, they hear a loud splash. Everyone turns around and sees the CFO (Chief Financial Officer) in the pool, swimming for his life. He dodges the alligators left and right and makes it to the edge of the pool with seconds to spare. He pulls himself out just as a huge alligator snaps at his shoes. The flabbergasted CEO approaches the CFO and says, "You are amazing. I've never seen anything like it in my life. You are brave beyond measure and anything I own is yours. Tell me what I can do for you." The CFO, panting for breath, looks up and says, "You can tell me who the hell pushed me in the pool!!" __________________ 1988 LX Coupe 2.5L, GT35R, 44mm WG, 32psi, C16.

August 8th, 2007, 04:58 PM	#2
TurboLX I Post Entirely Way Too Much 1988 Mustang LX Turbo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: NY Posts: 8,778 Blog Entries: 1 iTrader: 0 reviews	__________________ 1988 LX Coupe 2.5L, GT35R, 44mm WG, 32psi, C16.

August 8th, 2007, 05:02 PM	#3
Onemanzu ¡ʇsnq ɹo uʍop ǝpısdn Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Looking for free hand jobs in poland springs nebraska... silly gooses Posts: 12,550 Blog Entries: 1 iTrader: 0 reviews	ha you just laughed at you own joke... i haven't even read it yet but you laughing first is funny as hell __________________ My Foz

August 8th, 2007, 05:08 PM	#4
TurboLX I Post Entirely Way Too Much 1988 Mustang LX Turbo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: NY Posts: 8,778 Blog Entries: 1 iTrader: 0 reviews	it was just a bump __________________ 1988 LX Coupe 2.5L, GT35R, 44mm WG, 32psi, C16.

August 8th, 2007, 05:14 PM	#5
Onemanzu ¡ʇsnq ɹo uʍop ǝpısdn Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Looking for free hand jobs in poland springs nebraska... silly gooses Posts: 12,550 Blog Entries: 1 iTrader: 0 reviews	that is funny though __________________ My Foz

August 8th, 2007, 07:16 PM	#9
TurboLX I Post Entirely Way Too Much 1988 Mustang LX Turbo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: NY Posts: 8,778 Blog Entries: 1 iTrader: 0 reviews	oh c'mon you know it was funny __________________ 1988 LX Coupe 2.5L, GT35R, 44mm WG, 32psi, C16.

August 8th, 2007, 11:25 PM	#11
TurboLX I Post Entirely Way Too Much 1988 Mustang LX Turbo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: NY Posts: 8,778 Blog Entries: 1 iTrader: 0 reviews	and whats wrong with that? __________________ 1988 LX Coupe 2.5L, GT35R, 44mm WG, 32psi, C16.

August 8th, 2007, 11:33 PM	#13
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August 9th, 2007, 12:21 AM	#15
TurboLX I Post Entirely Way Too Much 1988 Mustang LX Turbo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: NY Posts: 8,778 Blog Entries: 1 iTrader: 0 reviews	says the guy wo just double posted __________________ 1988 LX Coupe 2.5L, GT35R, 44mm WG, 32psi, C16.

August 9th, 2007, 12:44 AM	#17
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August 9th, 2007, 12:49 AM	#20
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