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August 8th, 2007, 02:14 PM
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2001 YUGO GT
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Subject: WOMEN DRIVERS
This morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a
Woman In a brand new Cadillac Doing 65 mph. With her Face up next to her Rear view mirror Putting on her eyeliner. I looked away for a couple seconds! And when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane; still working on that makeup! As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much; I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed and burned Big Jim and the Twins. Ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call. Damn women drivers!!
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August 8th, 2007, 02:26 PM
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I Post Entirely Way Too Much
Saving up for another one
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August 8th, 2007, 02:57 PM
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 so true
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August 8th, 2007, 03:29 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2006
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ha thats funny... i accidently swerved into someone elses lane while tying my tie calling my date and drinkin an amp all at the same time... and i gots a 5 speed... not fun
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August 8th, 2007, 05:18 PM
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don't know and don't care
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August 8th, 2007, 06:46 PM
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mmmmm donuts
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August 8th, 2007, 06:50 PM
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1986 SVO
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not bad
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August 8th, 2007, 07:40 PM
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August 9th, 2007, 12:08 AM
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HAHAHA thats funny where do u get this stuff man?
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August 9th, 2007, 12:13 AM
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August 9th, 2007, 12:31 AM
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psh i'm on my sidekick3 in the car all the time
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August 9th, 2007, 12:34 AM
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I Post Entirely Way Too Much
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thats awsome
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August 9th, 2007, 12:38 AM
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2006 Mustang GT
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who holds their cellphone to their ear anymore? bluetooth FTW!!
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