Itchy Butt Syndrome

WAR-PARTY · August 8th, 2007, 04:32 PM

I just finished reading the “Ball Sweat” thread and would like to bring up another malady, which seems exclusively male in nature. That being ( IBS ) Itchy Butt Syndrome. Ya know your "prairie dogging" and ya just gotta to shit and the only place you find to go is a gas station, then it’s like a 400 wiper. And they only got two sheets of ass wipe in the place. So with in minutes your ass is itching like crazy and ya just want to dig in there scratch that itch…and we all know that leaves skid marks…is socially un-gracious, and gives you stinky fingers. What is a man to do?
And yes I'm at work and very bored!

TurboLX · August 8th, 2007, 04:53 PM

so true!

Juggalo_X · August 8th, 2007, 05:29 PM

thats so fuckin true

ujslost · August 8th, 2007, 05:32 PM

wipe your ass with your boxers and throw them fuckers in the toilet, that should teach them to stock more toilet paper

Juggalo_X · August 8th, 2007, 05:34 PM

Originally Posted by ujslost

wipe your ass with your boxers and throw them fuckers in the toilet, that should teach them to stock more toilet paper

i dunno about you but id like to keep my underwear on seeing as some times i can lose my pants haha but a sock on the other hand thats a 2 wiper, wipe turn the sock inside out and wipe again. thats what i do ill sacrifice a sock any day to prevent IBS. a trick i use when im out in the middle of no where need to shit in the bush lol

ujslost · August 8th, 2007, 05:45 PM

i used to install burial vaults one time i was out in the cemetery and had to shit so bad. I had no where to go. backedup against a bush, all I had were my leather work gloves............needless to say what I had to do.

Juggalo_X · August 8th, 2007, 05:47 PM

Originally Posted by ujslost

i used to install burial vaults one time i was out in the cemetery and had to shit so bad. I had no where to go. backedup against a bush, all I had were my leather work gloves............needless to say what I had to do.

that would hurt the corn hole

ujslost · August 8th, 2007, 05:47 PM

werd!

Luis_GT · August 8th, 2007, 06:15 PM

dmachine22 · August 9th, 2007, 12:03 AM

Or U could just be a MUDDBUTT!

06RedfireGT · August 9th, 2007, 02:28 AM

at this thread

August 8th, 2007, 04:32 PM	#1
WAR-PARTY Hardcore Enthusiast 2001 YUGO GT Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: GOAT LOCKER PENSACOLA FL Posts: 1,701 Blog Entries: 1 iTrader: 0 reviews	Itchy Butt Syndrome I just finished reading the “Ball Sweat” thread and would like to bring up another malady, which seems exclusively male in nature. That being ( IBS ) Itchy Butt Syndrome. Ya know your "prairie dogging" and ya just gotta to shit and the only place you find to go is a gas station, then it’s like a 400 wiper. And they only got two sheets of ass wipe in the place. So with in minutes your ass is itching like crazy and ya just want to dig in there scratch that itch…and we all know that leaves skid marks…is socially un-gracious, and gives you stinky fingers. What is a man to do? And yes I'm at work and very bored! __________________ How I met my wife! Our first date...

August 8th, 2007, 04:53 PM	#2
TurboLX I Post Entirely Way Too Much 1988 Mustang LX Turbo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: NY Posts: 8,792 Blog Entries: 1 iTrader: 0 reviews	so true! __________________ 1988 LX Coupe 2.5L, GT35R, 44mm WG, 32psi, C16.

August 8th, 2007, 05:32 PM	#4
ujslost MM Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Albertville, AL Posts: 3,920 Blog Entries: 1 iTrader: 1 reviews	wipe your ass with your boxers and throw them fuckers in the toilet, that should teach them to stock more toilet paper __________________ 1986 Mustang GT t-top time piece!

August 8th, 2007, 05:45 PM	#6
ujslost MM Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Albertville, AL Posts: 3,920 Blog Entries: 1 iTrader: 1 reviews	i used to install burial vaults one time i was out in the cemetery and had to shit so bad. I had no where to go. backedup against a bush, all I had were my leather work gloves............needless to say what I had to do. __________________ 1986 Mustang GT t-top time piece!

August 8th, 2007, 05:47 PM	#8
ujslost MM Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Albertville, AL Posts: 3,920 Blog Entries: 1 iTrader: 1 reviews	werd! __________________ 1986 Mustang GT t-top time piece!

August 8th, 2007, 05:29 PM	#3
Juggalo_X I Post Entirely Way Too Much 2001 Mustang 232/CBR600 14+@Slow Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: South Western Ontario Posts: 6,688 iTrader: 0 reviews	thats so fuckin true

August 8th, 2007, 06:15 PM	#9
Luis_GT Banned 2002 BMW 530i don't know and don't care Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 5,191 iTrader: 0 reviews

August 9th, 2007, 12:03 AM	#10
dmachine22 Hardcore Enthusiast 1998 Z28 Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Columbus, Ohio Posts: 1,200 iTrader: 0 reviews	Or U could just be a MUDDBUTT! __________________ Unknown

August 9th, 2007, 02:28 AM	#11
06RedfireGT One Man Wolf Pack 2006 Mustang GT 13ish....maybe Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Regulatin On Some OGs Posts: 22,211 iTrader: 2 reviews	at this thread __________________ ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ

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