I don't usually like these heartwarming stories, but......

WAR-PARTY · August 10th, 2007, 02:29 PM

In 1986, Mkele Mbembe was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University .
On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Mbembe approached it very carefully.
He got down on one knee and inspected the elephant's foot and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it.
As carefully and as gently as he could, Mbembe worked the wood out with his hunting knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot.
The elephant turned to face the man, and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments.
Mbembe stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away.
Mbembe never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.
Twenty years later, Mbembe was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his teenaged son.
As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Mbembe and his son Tapu were standing.
The large bull elephant stared at Mbembe, lifted its front foot off the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.
Remembering the encounter in 1986, Mbembe couldn't help wondering if this was the same elephant.
Mbembe summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder. The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Mbembe' s legs and slammed him against the railing, killing him instantly.
Probably wasn't the same elephant.

TurboLX · August 10th, 2007, 02:35 PM

Onemanzu · August 10th, 2007, 02:36 PM

i thought you said heart warming...

HMUSN · August 10th, 2007, 02:37 PM

LOL your a sick bastard

Onemanzu · August 10th, 2007, 02:38 PM

thats sad

BWAL · August 10th, 2007, 03:02 PM

damn, WP always has awesome jokes but this one is by far the best!

WAR-PARTY · August 10th, 2007, 03:07 PM

Originally Posted by HMUSN

LOL your a sick bastard

Sick oh for sure, but a Bastard, I think not I'm not an officer, I know who my father was! Now my Mom oh hell she was a bitch! so... a sick sonna of a bitch I am!

acehogg69 · August 10th, 2007, 03:24 PM

ROFLMAO!!

thetrooper31 · August 10th, 2007, 03:33 PM

hahahaha i love it

Juggalo_X · August 10th, 2007, 03:41 PM

had me going WP u sadistic bastard lol

Reset · August 10th, 2007, 03:47 PM

lol thats funny

gooberhead320 · August 10th, 2007, 04:21 PM

haha that was great

MustangMatt96GT · August 10th, 2007, 11:26 PM

lol thats funny!

Tony_90fox · August 11th, 2007, 12:19 AM

Originally Posted by Juggalo_X

had me going WP u sadistic bastard lol

He already said he isn't a bastard! Gees

BWAL · August 11th, 2007, 06:57 AM

Originally Posted by Tony_90fox

Originally Posted by Juggalo_X

had me going WP u sadistic bastard lol

He already said he isn't a bastard! Gees

geese? i like geese.

BWAL · August 11th, 2007, 06:58 AM

no whats more fun than geese though? a whole bunch of gooses.

August 10th, 2007, 02:29 PM	#1
WAR-PARTY Hardcore Enthusiast 2001 YUGO GT Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: GOAT LOCKER PENSACOLA FL Posts: 1,700 Blog Entries: 1 iTrader: 0 reviews	I don't usually like these heartwarming stories, but...... In 1986, Mkele Mbembe was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University . On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Mbembe approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee and inspected the elephant's foot and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Mbembe worked the wood out with his hunting knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot. The elephant turned to face the man, and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments. Mbembe stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away. Mbembe never forgot that elephant or the events of that day. Twenty years later, Mbembe was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his teenaged son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Mbembe and his son Tapu were standing. The large bull elephant stared at Mbembe, lifted its front foot off the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man. Remembering the encounter in 1986, Mbembe couldn't help wondering if this was the same elephant. Mbembe summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder. The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Mbembe' s legs and slammed him against the railing, killing him instantly. Probably wasn't the same elephant. __________________ How I met my wife! Our first date... Last edited by WAR-PARTY; December 6th, 2007 at 07:32 PM.

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Juggalo_X I Post Entirely Way Too Much 2001 Mustang 232/CBR600 14+@Slow Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: South Western Ontario Posts: 6,688 iTrader: 0 reviews	had me going WP u sadistic bastard lol

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